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Kroatz
at 6:57PM, March 9, 2010
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The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:23PM
Zeph
at 6:59PM, March 9, 2010
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Eat a cow. I hear zombies like cows.
I am now being hunted by a British Agent eating zombie.
I am now being hunted by a British Agent eating zombie.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:56PM
Mettaur
at 7:21PM, March 9, 2010
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Zombies? Well, don't worry kind sir, I got just the cure for that! *pulls out the .32 Hunting Rifle* One of the best lines of defense against a zombie! And just for you, only 140 caps! I'm giving a good deal, It's in perfect condition, and I'm giving you a decent amount of bullets to go with it.
I blew up Raven Rock, the Enclave Base, and now the powerful remnants of the Enclave want my blood.
I blew up Raven Rock, the Enclave Base, and now the powerful remnants of the Enclave want my blood.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Dave7
at 8:18PM, March 9, 2010
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Lure them to the remnants of Capital Hill and let the Talon Company Mercs and the Supermutants deal with them.
Some jerk just shot me with a .32 hunting rifle.
Some jerk just shot me with a .32 hunting rifle.
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“That is not dead can eternal lie,
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last edited on July 14, 2011 12:09PM
Zeph
at 8:34PM, March 9, 2010
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Hunt down someone other than me and kill them.
I'm starting the next zombie appocolypse with a shovel.
I'm starting the next zombie appocolypse with a shovel.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:55PM
same
at 6:37AM, March 10, 2010
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Start it with your bare hands
Im getting bullied in school
Tell them about your emotions
I occasionally answer my own problems
Im getting bullied in school
Tell them about your emotions
I occasionally answer my own problems
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:19PM
Kroatz
at 9:54AM, March 10, 2010
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Stop doing that…
I forgot to wear socks today, now my feet stink!
I forgot to wear socks today, now my feet stink!
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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Mettaur
at 1:11PM, March 10, 2010
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Take a shower, then the feet and the rest of you will be clean! And then buy a copy of Dr. Jeckle and Mr. Hyde (that now counts as bad advice!).
I killed a super-duper mart full of Raiders, where do i dump the bodies so Yao Gui and Rad-Scorpions and the what-not won't be attracted to the smell?
I killed a super-duper mart full of Raiders, where do i dump the bodies so Yao Gui and Rad-Scorpions and the what-not won't be attracted to the smell?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Dave7
at 1:35PM, March 10, 2010
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Dump them inside of Megaton.
I found the guy that shot me and he's an Enclave soldier, and I can't bite through his armor to eat him.
I found the guy that shot me and he's an Enclave soldier, and I can't bite through his armor to eat him.
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“That is not dead can eternal lie,
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~H.P. Lovecraft
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Mettaur
at 1:42PM, March 10, 2010
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Stand there and howl long enough for him to leisurely blow up your head with a Combat Shotgun.
I have to choose between being strong enough to lift a car, or never going blind. Which do I choose?
I have to choose between being strong enough to lift a car, or never going blind. Which do I choose?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:59PM
Zeph
at 1:48PM, March 10, 2010
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-Sprays pepperspray in your eyes-
Your choice is now clear.
That was actually acid in a can.
Your choice is now clear.
That was actually acid in a can.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:56PM
same
at 2:40PM, March 10, 2010
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Buy more
I drank acid in a can.
I drank acid in a can.
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Kroatz
at 3:40PM, March 10, 2010
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Drink some more!
Same's a ginger.
Same's a ginger.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:23PM
Mettaur
at 3:47PM, March 10, 2010
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Run, run away!
I got acid all over my mask, now what do I wear to the costume party? Aw man, that Super Mutant mask was awesome!
I got acid all over my mask, now what do I wear to the costume party? Aw man, that Super Mutant mask was awesome!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:59PM
Dave7
at 6:12PM, March 10, 2010
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Wear a Brotherhood of Steel helmet and remember to invite the Enclave soldiers to the party as well.
My face just got ruined by a shotgun blast.
My face just got ruined by a shotgun blast.
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~H.P. Lovecraft
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:09PM
Kroatz
at 6:30PM, March 10, 2010
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Fix it and Read No Heroes!
I've got the word Goobledoump in my head and I don't know where I heard it!
I've got the word Goobledoump in my head and I don't know where I heard it!
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:23PM
Mettaur
at 6:34PM, March 10, 2010
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Just get something else stuck in your head to replace it, like the theme song for tranquility lane!
I just looted a Brotherhood of Steel helmet off a Feral Ghoul, should I wear this to the party, or should I sell it to buy a better one?
I just looted a Brotherhood of Steel helmet off a Feral Ghoul, should I wear this to the party, or should I sell it to buy a better one?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:59PM
Kroatz
at 1:21AM, March 11, 2010
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You should wear it, that way you can get all thos delicious ghoul skinflakes all over you!
Then you'd have something to eat!
Then you'd have something to eat!
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:23PM
Zeph
at 10:08AM, March 11, 2010
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-kills Kroatz with a toy panda-
Kroatz forgot to post a problem again… I'm running out of things to kill him with.
Kroatz forgot to post a problem again… I'm running out of things to kill him with.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:56PM
Kroatz
at 11:04AM, March 11, 2010
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There's a panda lodged in my brain.
(I forgot to post a solution this time)
(I forgot to post a solution this time)
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:23PM
Dave7
at 7:24PM, March 13, 2010
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-Eat's Kroatz's brain, zombie-style- Stop forgetting! Oh, wait…
I just swallowed a toy panda.
I just swallowed a toy panda.
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last edited on July 14, 2011 12:09PM
Mettaur
at 7:44PM, March 13, 2010
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Go walk up to The Citadel, say that they all suck and whatever degrogatory terms you can think of, and they will shoot the Toy Panda out of your gut with mini-guns and missile launchers. There, problem solved!
I have a friend, but they like Naruto. She isn't a fan girl, but she actually thinks the show is good. What the hell do i do?
I have a friend, but they like Naruto. She isn't a fan girl, but she actually thinks the show is good. What the hell do i do?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:59PM
shirkersama
at 7:47PM, March 13, 2010
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Kill them with a jutsu.
I'm addicted to the internet.
I'm addicted to the internet.
Meh
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:34PM
Zeph
at 7:53PM, March 13, 2010
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-Beats you with the internet-
I have a tendancy to solve things with violence.
I have a tendancy to solve things with violence.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:56PM
Mettaur
at 7:55PM, March 13, 2010
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Go and join the marines.
I see cute girls, but I lack the guts to say anything, all i can do is wave and smile. What do I do?
I see cute girls, but I lack the guts to say anything, all i can do is wave and smile. What do I do?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:59PM
Zeph
at 8:50PM, March 13, 2010
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Abduct their poodles, and they'll pay any ransom.
They refuse to pay for Mrs. Poofypants back.
They refuse to pay for Mrs. Poofypants back.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:56PM
Mettaur
at 9:56PM, March 13, 2010
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Return the dog, use the Mesmetron so they forget who you are, and after obtaining the lady killer perk, try to pick them up again, except this time WITHOUT kidnapping the dog as ransom.
Lucy West, she wants me to deliver a message. She says I get reward, but what I get I do not know, just that I get compensated. I had to go blow up a guys head when she was talking, so all I knew was I would get payed by her after the message was delivered, is delivering this message worth it? I don't even know the reward, does anyone know what the reward might be?
Lucy West, she wants me to deliver a message. She says I get reward, but what I get I do not know, just that I get compensated. I had to go blow up a guys head when she was talking, so all I knew was I would get payed by her after the message was delivered, is delivering this message worth it? I don't even know the reward, does anyone know what the reward might be?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:59PM
Zeph
at 10:29PM, March 13, 2010
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-cocks guns- Ever hear questions can get you killed? The reward is cheetohs by the way.
This is an airsoft gun.
This is an airsoft gun.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:56PM
Mettaur
at 10:51PM, March 13, 2010
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Offer fan-art for the current Forum Fighters and the man you just threatened with an airsoft gun might spare you. NEVER DISPLEASE THE METTAUR WHEN HE IS TRYING TO EAT HIS NACHOS!!!
This dude made me spill my nachos, and says he will give me art for my current forum fighters if i spare him. Should I spare him?
This dude made me spill my nachos, and says he will give me art for my current forum fighters if i spare him. Should I spare him?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:59PM
mattboy115
at 10:56PM, March 13, 2010
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Nah. If he wants to give you fan art he can give it from beyond the grave.
Not enough people have joined my new network!
http://mattboy115.ning.com/
Not enough people have joined my new network!
http://mattboy115.ning.com/
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