Sans- puch someone in the face
Matt- punch them in the face
I solve all of my problems by punching people in the face.
MAFIA... and other forum games
The bad advice GAME!!!!
shirkersama
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Meh
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mattboy115
at 11:42AM, Jan. 22, 2010
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Take some of my dirt and throw it in their face instead.
My New Years resolution was to lick every window I see this year. Ive caught the flu five times so far.
My New Years resolution was to lick every window I see this year. Ive caught the flu five times so far.
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shirkersama
at 2:48PM, Jan. 22, 2010
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switch to toilet seats
I keep putting off working on my research paper.
I keep putting off working on my research paper.
Meh
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mattboy115
at 5:13PM, Jan. 22, 2010
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What have you got so far? Rip it up! School's for nerds.
My henchmen seem to be losing their loyalty to me.
My henchmen seem to be losing their loyalty to me.
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Dave7
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Make an example of one of them. Nothing says “obey me!” like a head on a pike.
I've been in grad school for only two weeks and it's already consuming my life!
I've been in grad school for only two weeks and it's already consuming my life!
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mattboy115
at 7:55PM, Jan. 26, 2010
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Quit school, run away and become a hobo.
Everybody keeps finding my hidden mountain stronghold. I can't carry out my evil plans if my enemy keeps finding my base!
Everybody keeps finding my hidden mountain stronghold. I can't carry out my evil plans if my enemy keeps finding my base!
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Zeph
at 6:04PM, Jan. 29, 2010
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Blow it up and build a new one next to the beach, Nobody goes to the beach.
The leprichauns keep demanding their gold back, its starting to get annoying.
The leprichauns keep demanding their gold back, its starting to get annoying.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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SansTalent
at 9:40AM, Jan. 30, 2010
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Give it back. Leprechaun gold isn't valid anyways.
There's a zombie outbreak and I'm missing it!
There's a zombie outbreak and I'm missing it!
He who flames trolls should see to it that he himself does not become a troll. For when you gaze long into the internets, the internets gaze also into you.
Look, a comic! Sorta!
Look, a comic! Sorta!
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Zeph
at 10:58AM, Jan. 30, 2010
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Run into the frey naked, thats bound to get a few undead heards turned.
Theres gum stuck to the remote.
Theres gum stuck to the remote.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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mattboy115
at 11:08AM, Jan. 30, 2010
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Stick it to the ceiling!
My internet at home isn't working anymore! I think that guy next door didn't pay his bill!
My internet at home isn't working anymore! I think that guy next door didn't pay his bill!
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Kroatz
at 3:23AM, Feb. 4, 2010
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Move to an airport!
I need to get a girlfriend…
I need to get a girlfriend…
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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shirkersama
at 5:43AM, Feb. 4, 2010
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Get one from the cemetary!
My retarded school laptop is the only computer I have.
My retarded school laptop is the only computer I have.
Meh
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mattboy115
at 12:05PM, Feb. 4, 2010
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If it prefers to work alone then it can work alone in HELL! Smash it!
My connection sucks so back I have to use the Wi-fi at McDonald's.
My connection sucks so back I have to use the Wi-fi at McDonald's.
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Dave7
at 2:28PM, Feb. 8, 2010
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Eat at McDonalds everyday so you'll always have an internet connection.
My wireless connection keeps sending duplicate posts on the DD forums.
My wireless connection keeps sending duplicate posts on the DD forums.
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same
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Keep pressing f5 when you reply!
I have artists cramp!
I have artists cramp!
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Kroatz
at 2:31PM, Feb. 8, 2010
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Just type half posts!
I'm having a bad hairyear…
(EDIT) I posted at the same time,
My new tip is:
Stop making Art and become a clown!
I'm having a bad hairyear…
I'm having a bad hairyear…
(EDIT) I posted at the same time,
My new tip is:
Stop making Art and become a clown!
I'm having a bad hairyear…
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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same
at 2:32PM, Feb. 8, 2010
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Shave it off!
Someone posted at the same time!
Someone posted at the same time!
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Kroatz
at 2:35PM, Feb. 8, 2010
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Stop posting when I'm online!
My dog took a dump on our sofa…
My dog took a dump on our sofa…
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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same
at 2:38PM, Feb. 8, 2010
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Thats not a dump. Its a preasent. Frame it.
Im having artist cramp!
Im having artist cramp!
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Kroatz
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Once again I encourage you to become a clown…
I've been enslaved by the Shi'Ar empire and I have to perform all day!
I've been enslaved by the Shi'Ar empire and I have to perform all day!
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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same
at 2:49PM, Feb. 8, 2010
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Steal Bill Murray lines.
I wanna become a clown!
I wanna become a clown!
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Kroatz
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you should have artists cramp!
Bill murray stole my jokes!
Bill murray stole my jokes!
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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mattboy115
at 1:20PM, Feb. 9, 2010
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You shouldn't have tried to steal his jokes. Now you gotta kill him.
I don't know who I am.
I don't know who I am.
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Kroatz
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you should become batman…
I can't stop looking at mattboy's new avatar…
I can't stop looking at mattboy's new avatar…
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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Dave7
at 5:07PM, Feb. 9, 2010
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Bleach your eyeballs.
I won a bet on the Superbowl and now the other guy won't pay up.
I won a bet on the Superbowl and now the other guy won't pay up.
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mattboy115
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You really shouldn't do problems like that on this topic because you know every time that the answer will be “kill him” but I'll try to come up with a different solution…you should become batman!
Kroatz won't stop staring at my new avatar.
Kroatz won't stop staring at my new avatar.
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Dave7
at 6:12PM, Feb. 9, 2010
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Get an avatar that stares back into his soul! Eventually he'll be driven insane and won't dare to look at your avatar again.
(And yeah, I guess your right. I'll try to think of a more original problem).
I can't think of a more original problem!
(And yeah, I guess your right. I'll try to think of a more original problem).
I can't think of a more original problem!
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mattboy115
at 12:48AM, Feb. 10, 2010
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Kill yourself.
I can't think of a more original solution.
I can't think of a more original solution.
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Kroatz
at 1:50PM, Feb. 11, 2010
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Become batman! (that's what you get for stealing my jokes Mattboy… Or should I say Bill Murray!)
I've been driven insane by the shiny avatar that looks into my soul! And now I can't look at Bill Murray's/Mattboy115's avatar anymore… OHNOOOOOOH!
I've been driven insane by the shiny avatar that looks into my soul! And now I can't look at Bill Murray's/Mattboy115's avatar anymore… OHNOOOOOOH!
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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mattboy115
at 6:10PM, Feb. 11, 2010
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Yes keep looking at my avatar!
Kroatz thinks I'm Bill Murray.
Kroatz thinks I'm Bill Murray.
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