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The bad advice GAME!!!!
I Am The 1337 Master at 3:54PM, Dec. 18, 2009
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brag to your friends till they shout at you that it's nothing new

I have to lynch someone (mafia)
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mattboy115 at 4:32PM, Dec. 18, 2009
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Uh….do it?

My room is a mess.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 4:34PM, Dec. 18, 2009
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blow it up

I'm gonna be bored this weekend (no dd)
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mattboy115 at 4:37PM, Dec. 18, 2009
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Go skydiving! Without a parachute! (What do you mean no DD? Like last weekend?)

My spoon is too big!
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I Am The 1337 Master at 4:42PM, Dec. 18, 2009
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yep no dd again. :(

get a new one. made of mercury

I have a bike (pink floyd)

(don't know why I keep using parenthesees)
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mattboy115 at 4:54PM, Dec. 18, 2009
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USE ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME!

I have sucky internet.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 4:58PM, Dec. 18, 2009
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No DD's just been running really slow lately. That's one of the reasons why they're having the server switch…I think. WAIT-I mean-um shoot your hardrive!

(delete 2 of those posts?)

I am the 1337 Master
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mattboy115 at 5:02PM, Dec. 18, 2009
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I'm not nerdy enough to read strong 1337!
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I Am The 1337 Master at 5:13PM, Dec. 18, 2009
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I do the smacking noise donkey makes in shrek 2 too much
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mattboy115 at 5:20PM, Dec. 18, 2009
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Have your bottom jaw removed!

*Fail* Aw. I failed.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 5:24PM, Dec. 18, 2009
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You fail.

I dictate the world
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mattboy115 at 5:40PM, Dec. 18, 2009
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Make my life better!

My life sucks.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 5:43PM, Dec. 18, 2009
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Yes it does.

I can slam a revolving door (chuck norris).
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mattboy115 at 5:47PM, Dec. 18, 2009
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Wait until somebody is in the revolving door. Then slam it.(BTW you are not Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Norris! Remember? Alternate Dimension?)

Serious problem: I like iCarley! I don't want to like it but I do!
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I Am The 1337 Master at 5:51PM, Dec. 18, 2009
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I'm sorry but I can't help you. (you said I am…but abbreviated…)

I can't think of anything new and fun to have bad advice on…
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mattboy115 at 6:20PM, Dec. 18, 2009
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I know. I did that on purpose.

I can't think of anything either.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 6:39PM, Dec. 18, 2009
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Get a brain.

I am a rubix cube with pants (quote from the santa clause 2. my little brother's watching it right now, not me)
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mattboy115 at 3:15PM, Dec. 21, 2009
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Solve yourself and quit crying!

My house is on fire!
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WiffleBall at 3:47PM, Dec. 21, 2009
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Video tape it and put it on YouTube.

I made into the top 1000(Yaaaaaaaaaay! :D ), but I don't have my trophy yet.
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mattboy115 at 5:38PM, Dec. 21, 2009
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(Finally someone else!)

Hack into DD to recode your page and insert the trophy in there!

Nobody likes me!
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I Am The 1337 Master at 12:12PM, Dec. 22, 2009
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very typical. deal with it. embrace it

I am addicted to co…ffee.
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mattboy115 at 1:09PM, Dec. 22, 2009
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Try crack.

I don't know what time it is!
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I Am The 1337 Master at 2:19PM, Dec. 22, 2009
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fly big ben to your evil incorporation in the tristate area (phineaus and ferb)

There's nothing good on TV
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mattboy115 at 2:41PM, Dec. 22, 2009
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Read a book. I recommend the collective works of Adolf Hitler!

I need faster cube solving times!
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I Am The 1337 Master at 3:03PM, Dec. 22, 2009
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break your arms. use your feet.

I am annoyed with my slowly loading computer.
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mattboy115 at 3:11PM, Dec. 22, 2009
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Clear your hard drive and install Windows 95.

My iPod's battery life sucks cause it's old.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 3:15PM, Dec. 22, 2009
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Get a Zune (I have one)

I HAVE Windows 95.
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mattboy115 at 3:26PM, Dec. 22, 2009
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Get DOS!

I have no money to get a Zune!
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I Am The 1337 Master at 3:39PM, Dec. 22, 2009
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sucks to be you / get money from your parents

I kinda, sorta, maybe, didn't, well, break my zune.
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mattboy115 at 4:09PM, Dec. 22, 2009
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Got any super glue?

I don't live near my parents. I moved halfway across the country this summer.
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