Bang dudes only
I can't get any alone time with my girlfriend
MAFIA... and other forum games
The bad advice GAME!!!!
cool guy
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This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 9:22PM, Oct. 23, 2009
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Kill her and keep her body in your closet
I can't find enough time to register to univeristies.
I can't find enough time to register to univeristies.
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simonitro
at 11:16PM, Oct. 24, 2009
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Give it up! It's hopeless! :(
Which weapon should I kill my neighbor?
Which weapon should I kill my neighbor?
Enjoy… Las Vegas-y
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 11:49PM, Oct. 24, 2009
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use your own body. Bite him, claw him and just beat him to death. That way there is no weapon for the police to use agianst you. No weapon no case :D
I've lost my scanner installation cd and I need it, what do I do?
I've lost my scanner installation cd and I need it, what do I do?
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therealtj
at 7:53AM, Oct. 25, 2009
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Actually, you don't really need a scanner. Just open up your an imaging program and tape your picture to it, then save!
For some reason all the pictures I scan just save as blank white images.
For some reason all the pictures I scan just save as blank white images.
“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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cool guy
at 6:31PM, Oct. 30, 2009
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Use Permanent markers to draw on the computer screen.
I have writer's block
I have writer's block
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 6:35PM, Oct. 30, 2009
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Take a knife to your skull to help dig that block out.
I'm procrastinating.
I'm procrastinating.
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cool guy
at 6:37PM, Oct. 30, 2009
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Keep on going
I don't have any FM signal in my house for my MP3
I don't have any FM signal in my house for my MP3
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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simonitro
at 1:01AM, Oct. 31, 2009
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Well, you should deal with the dreadful music choices that you've got.
I need a fucking new job.
I need a fucking new job.
Enjoy… Las Vegas-y
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therealtj
at 10:31AM, Oct. 31, 2009
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Prostitution can solve a lot of problems.
No body can figure out who my avatar is.
No body can figure out who my avatar is.
“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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crocty
at 4:04PM, Oct. 31, 2009
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EDIT: DOOOOOY WAY TO READ THE TITLE RIGHT CROCTGAY, allow me to rephrase my previous post in to advice!
…Go on a paedhophilia crime spree, and hope that the person who busts you knows who your avatar is.
I have about 5 pieces of homework to do before monday….
…Go on a paedhophilia crime spree, and hope that the person who busts you knows who your avatar is.
I have about 5 pieces of homework to do before monday….
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
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cool guy
at 10:19AM, Nov. 1, 2009
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Procrastination
I couldn't go to the beach with my GF today.
I couldn't go to the beach with my GF today.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Erase Alpha
at 12:39PM, Nov. 2, 2009
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Just let me spend a little time with your girlfriend and you won't have to worry about going on dates with her. BWAHAHAHAHAH!
I need to finish my english homework
I need to finish my english homework
The artist formerly known as diana_m
Hands up, B**ches.
Hands up, B**ches.
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cool guy
at 1:44PM, Nov. 2, 2009
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Finish it in french
My mom wants to break my A7X CD D=
My mom wants to break my A7X CD D=
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Erase Alpha
at 3:28PM, Nov. 3, 2009
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Let her.
I have to go to bed and I'm hyper.
I have to go to bed and I'm hyper.
The artist formerly known as diana_m
Hands up, B**ches.
Hands up, B**ches.
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Dave7
at 3:56PM, Nov. 9, 2009
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Drink a few glasses of NyQuil.
I just got fired from my job and I'm nearly broke.
I just got fired from my job and I'm nearly broke.
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And with strange aeons death may die.”
~H.P. Lovecraft
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“That is not dead can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons death may die.”
~H.P. Lovecraft
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Insizwa
at 3:58PM, Nov. 10, 2009
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Become a super villain.
I have insomnia.
I have insomnia.
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Wordweaver_three
at 12:15AM, Nov. 15, 2009
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Bloodletting cures lots of ailments.
I locked a woman in my basement last week and now there's a funny smell.
I locked a woman in my basement last week and now there's a funny smell.
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Dave7
at 11:33PM, Nov. 16, 2009
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Set fire to the basement. Fire cleans everything.
I think I've developed carpel tunnel syndrome.
I think I've developed carpel tunnel syndrome.
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“That is not dead can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons death may die.”
~H.P. Lovecraft
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WiffleBall
at 3:24PM, Nov. 21, 2009
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Lift some weights.
I might have strep throat.
I might have strep throat.
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Dave7
at 9:03AM, Nov. 23, 2009
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Catch pneumonia and hope the two diseases cancel each other out.
I don't know what to get my sister for Christmas.
I don't know what to get my sister for Christmas.
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“That is not dead can eternal lie,
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~H.P. Lovecraft
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mattboy115
at 9:51AM, Dec. 17, 2009
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Dynamite never fails!
I need to make some money fast!
I need to make some money fast!
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Nightmare Zero
at 5:40PM, Dec. 17, 2009
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Kill some hookers.
I need food.
I need food.
I'll accept your challenge anytime!
And check out Crest Holders!
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And check out Crest Holders!
http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233
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shirkersama
at 8:18PM, Dec. 17, 2009
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Eat an orphan.
My GPA is slipping.
My GPA is slipping.
Meh
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mattboy115
at 9:20PM, Dec. 17, 2009
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Hack into the grade system!
I am scared of Mexicans!
I am scared of Mexicans!
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Blitzkrieg1701
at 10:32PM, Dec. 17, 2009
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Surround yourself with Venezuelans at all times.
I need to clip my toenails.
I need to clip my toenails.
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shirkersama
at 10:51PM, Dec. 17, 2009
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Use a chainsaw
I have to get up early tommorow yet won't go to sleep.
I have to get up early tommorow yet won't go to sleep.
Meh
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Nightmare Zero
at 4:25AM, Dec. 18, 2009
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Take about 70 sleeping pills.
I need to get to work.
I need to get to work.
I'll accept your challenge anytime!
And check out Crest Holders!
http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233
And check out Crest Holders!
http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233
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I Am The 1337 Master
at 3:20PM, Dec. 18, 2009
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Take your jetpack.
I need to get a date…
I need to get a date…
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mattboy115
at 3:52PM, Dec. 18, 2009
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Wear a lot of cologne! Develop a bad laugh! Get castrated! Chicks love that.
I killed a hooker!
I killed a hooker!
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