A vote for Crocty is a vote for happy boobs.

Well, I'm going to play the game logically from this point on.

Meaning I won't be sold on boobs alone.

Electing someone doesn't help anyone but the person elected. The one who's voted simply gets immunity from death. The candidates do one of two things:

1) Pander to the public about how they're going to stop the mafia. Any townie can give advice to stop the mafia, and most of the advice they give sums up to “kill the mafia, save the townies”, which are essentially the main rules of the game.

2) Draw cheesy campaign posters and spout inane slogans. This type of campaign persuades people into voting through the use of flashy, hollow, I-yell-the-loudest-so-vote-for-me advertisements.


Now, you may still be wondering why I'm running for mayor, even though I just explained why voting anyone for mayor is a pointless idea. Well, like everyone else, I want to live. I want you to vote for me so I can be immune from death. I may be blunt, but at least I'm honest.

Even though the other candidates have their own campaigns for helping the townies, ALL of them want to become mayor to save themselves. Take note that they can still offer ways to help the townies without being the mayor.

or use a succubus to help you gather votes

Hakoshen
Well, I'm going to play the game logically from this point on.

Meaning I won't be sold on boobs alone.

But if you vote for me, I'll post the Kitty boobs, lesbian edition! :D

crocty

Hakoshen
Well, I'm going to play the game logically from this point on.

Meaning I won't be sold on boobs alone.

But if you vote for me, I'll post the Kitty boobs, lesbian edition! :D

and you will be banned for showing that

If you're a homophobe, yes.

crocty
If you're a homophobe, yes.

or its x-rated

I never said it was x-rated, you dirty minded child.

crocty
I never said it was x-rated, you dirty minded child.

i'm 18 'k

;~; I demand this child be lynched for his disturbing PQs.

crocty
;~; I demand this child be lynched for his disturbing PQs.

no disturbing would be drawing what i think of you

You can't post x-rated images though.

it have won't be x-rated.

it would be so disturbing that serial killer would repent and turn themselves in. god himself would be insulted by it, and baby seals would club them selves just to get away from it. vote Nixon for mayor

…still voting for happy boobs.

Ew. Whatever you're in to…

Yknow I don't really see kitty going for any of this.

You don't know her well enough. :D

*eats a screaming cake while carrying a “vote nixon” sign*

hey who wants to see something drawn by a succubus

Wow. It didn't take you long to start off topicking there, did it?

On a serious note, I'd like to offer a late reply to Humorman~

humorman
Even though the other candidates have their own campaigns for helping the townies, ALL of them want to become mayor to save themselves. Take note that they can still offer ways to help the townies without being the mayor.

Actually, no.
I've been in the mafia twice, you know who we target first?
The people who are the most logical thinkers of the group.
And LoS.

Remember? Niccea, Ozone, Ochi, (If she wasn't mayor. >:o ) You, and I even tried to convert Skool.
Although converting Skool failed…
The mafia targets them because they're the biggest help to the group. If the biggest help to the group is mayor, they can't target them.
So no, they can't be any help if they're not mayor. They'll be dead, because they were any help to the town.

crocty
Wow. It didn't take you long to start off topicking there, did it?

On a serious note, I'd like to offer a late reply to Humorman~

humorman
Even though the other candidates have their own campaigns for helping the townies, ALL of them want to become mayor to save themselves. Take note that they can still offer ways to help the townies without being the mayor.

Actually, no.
I've been in the mafia twice, you know who we target first?
The people who are the most logical thinkers of the group.
And LoS.

Remember? Niccea, Ozone, Ochi, (If she wasn't mayor. >:o ) You, and I even tried to convert Skool.
Although converting Skool failed…
The mafia targets them because they're the biggest help to the group. If the biggest help to the group is mayor, they can't target them.
So no, they can't be any help if they're not mayor. They'll be dead, because they were any help to the town.

crocty, quit off topicing

vote for nixon. he got us out of the Vietnam war

…-_- Anyway…
Vote for me, lolmayor, etc…

Damn guys.
Why aren't you voting for me?

I CAN get the mafia for you, easily. None of the rest of the candidates are as good at that as I am. No one. And I won't order people to do things or try and boss you around the way Cocty will.

Besides, you KNOW Crocty is Mafia. He's always mafia. I remember him telling me that he always trys to make a deal with whoever's running the game to make him mafia. Imagine him as a mafia mayor? Jebus christ…

HAY!

How did you know? D:

vote nixon

Tempting us with transexuals, are we?

crocty
Tempting us with transexuals, are we?

black daisy made it for me. its me as a woman

Mayoral candidates all promoise they have what it takes to help us cath the mob, but its always the good detectives who win the games regardless of their positions, and their ability to sway the others who hold the power. I think the real winning candidate should be someone who can promise the best cabinet, because no mayor can win alone.

humorman
]I want you to vote for me so I can be immune from death. I may be blunt, but at least I'm honest.

Ok, That means you're not the veteran or the paranoid or the Godfather.

But why would anyone be so crazy for that particular mayor power? To me the most important mayor power is calling for lynches and the trust you get as well as the extra votes: ALL in the service for hunting and killing mafia.

The protection thing is pretty irrelevant compared to that.

So I'm suspecting Humorman… I don't think he's mafia right now, but I think he might be a Zombie or something… one of those evil weird roles that have different win conditions.