Hey all! I'm back! You can send me your millions of news announcements now! (And if you sent me any before, I deleted all of them, because I announced I wasn't gonna be here and I can't be bothered to check to see if someone else announced ...

Please don't hit moving cats! They meow and they hiss!
Black_Kitty at 9:43PM, Oct. 23, 2007Some of you probably hate me by now as I've been sitting on your news for quite a while. All I can say is that I'm terribly sorry and that I'm in the process of moving. So please don't send your assassins or your assassin ninjas ...
And even MORE news!
Black_Kitty at 2:43PM, April 21, 2007I have news too! :D
Heeeey~ Remember that thing called DrunkDuck awards? Hey I remember it too! What's that? You don't know what that is? Then why don't you go check it out! (And check out the polling center for it!)
Guess who's celebrating their big ...
Hot off the press, a bunch of links for you! (10.31)
skoolmunkee at 12:45PM, Oct. 31, 2006josif's messed up… I mean, josif's comic's messed up… I mean, nothing is messed up, just that josif's comic, it's messed up… anyway, he would like me to announce that his comic is starting “Version 2.0” where the art style has changed majorly (in ...
Boo to the yah! We've got a new update!
Volte6 at 4:11PM, Oct. 20, 2006Hey guys,
It's been a little while without a news update, so here's a quicky!
Girl/Robot is giving away buttons to those who want them! Get the details here!
D.J. Coffman has finally started putting up pages of the Hero by Night Diaries! This is sort ...
It puts the newspost on the page or else it gets the hose again
skoolmunkee at 11:36PM, Aug. 23, 2006Oops, I forgot I had news to post, sorry for being late with this! And because I've knocked Volte's big-ol update related newspost from yesterday off the main page, I'll re-quote it below in case you missed it.
Tuesday, August 22th marks the 2nd anniversary of Nerdcore ...
Upgrade 1.1
Volte6 at 9:50AM, Aug. 23, 2006OK, it's just a fact of life that you canââ¬â¢t please everyone all of the time. We know that. But we try to please as many as we can, and some feedback was so clearly one-sided that we decided to do something about it right away ...