Don't forget that skoolmunkee is back to take your news tidbits, but feel free to send ‘em to me too. I don’t mind doing the occasional newspost either. It gives the impression that I'm actually doing some work! Ha!

Now for some announcements…

oachambers wants to mention ...

Hey all! I'm back! You can send me your millions of news announcements now! (And if you sent me any before, I deleted all of them, because I announced I wasn't gonna be here and I can't be bothered to check to see if someone else announced ...

Some of you probably hate me by now as I've been sitting on your news for quite a while. All I can say is that I'm terribly sorry and that I'm in the process of moving. So please don't send your assassins or your assassin ninjas ...

Since I bumped BK's newspost down a bit, could any members of the DD Book 3 anthology (you know, from 2 years ago) PLEASE send her a PQ (if you have not already done so) to let her know if you still want her thingy in the book? If ...

I salute you! Because I'm about to go to work. And rocking is more fun than working.

Well it's been only a couple of days, so of course I have a very full PQ box with lots of news!

Rina_ran is having a contest!

I'm holding a ...

Come get some of your own super-hot milestone action! Aaaow!

timlight's Drunk Duck Speesheez (a comic where he's drawing characters from the DD universe!) is 50, and his Super K O is almost 75! Also he says, “a million thanks!”

Allan's Allan is 100 pages old (that ...

The top 50 Comic Book Challenge entries have been announced! Are you on the list? We've got a couple of longtime DDers who have made it into the first round! (comic listed is the one they're known for on DD, not the one they submitted to the contest ...

Oooh boy am I late with the news. I plead “life so busy” your honour!

If I missed anyone, I do apologize. Ever since the new profiles came out, I've gotten a lot of PQs and sometimes the news will get crushed. If I missed you, PQ me again ...

Okay guys, maybe you haven't noticed but there are some awesome new features all having to do with user profiles! Just click on someone's username and you will see…

Of course this means a couple of bugs have popped up. It might take a few days to fix ...

Oh you people~ Reading the news and not realizing that DrunkDuck is plunged into an epic CIVIL WAR!

But besides the Civil War and hpkomic's DrunkDuck Comic Jam, you know what you should also check out? DrunkDuck Fusion 16! Quick quick! Go check it out! And a thousand and ...