Element Man is on the loose, and he's transforming his Emerald Eye amulet into a weather-controlling device (to be used for evil, I'm guessing). Something goes wrong and he himself is transformed into an elemental monster! The superteam of puzzling heroes have to stop him! Abracadiva soothes the ...

The Czarina has had the diadem polished up to read those submissions in style. But, astonishingly, it has reached her ears that there may be those who fear The Panel of Judges. How can this be? They’re Lovely ducks, committed to the Good of the People. AND the Happiness ...

Hey everyone,

As you may know, the critical login issue that was plaguing the site over the past week was resolved on Friday, but a bunch of other functionality bugs cropped up in the fallout. We've managed to resolve several of these today, and below you will a find ...

Hey everyone,

Bugs/Issues fixed 7-19-11:
- Bulk uploading functionality re-enabled! You should be able to upload up to 10 pages at a time now.

- Image compression has been removed for all uploaded pages moving forward, below 960px wide. We're still finalizing the best way to implement this fix for ...

Really sorry some of this news is a bit delayed, I've been kind of busy! I'll do better, I promise! :]



Signups for Mafia XLV: Return to Townstonia are ON! And it sounds super creepy:

Setup
The village of Townstonia is in ashes. The ravens feed upon the flesh ...

Good evening ladies and germs! How are you all doing tonight? Me, I'm beat! I just flew in from Pittsburgh and boy are my arms tired! I'm gonna do my best to put on a good show for you tonight though, because I have a strong work ethic ...

Big news today, duckers!



Bigger than usual. This is really, really decently-sized news actually.
We have a new feature here on DD: Quackcasts!
Click here http://podcast.drunkduck.com, or click on the link in the right hand column near the Faceduck and Twitter links.

This is DrunkDuck's new ...

Oh man, have I got a dumptruck full of news for you! I mean, I'm not saying that the news is garbage or anything. Just that there's a lot of it. THERE IS A LOT OF NEWS OKAY

I hope I got all this formatting right…

El Cid ...

Hi everyone, just a quick update. We're going to attempt the server move tonight at around 9PM PST. Expect the duck to be out of commission for a couple hours. I'll update this post when it's done!

UPDATE: As we prepare to transfer over to the new DrunkDuck server and the new redesigned version of the site, you may experience uploading and display issues throughout the day on the site. We apologize for the inconvenience. Everything should be perfectly running (and improved!) by tomorrow. I would advise ...