Well, maybe they do, I mean I'm just guessing here.
Really though, I'm back now, so you can send news to me again!
If you've already sent something to Spang or ozoneocean it will still get announced, you shouldn't need to re-send anything to me. :)

Spang and Ozone hate your news and think you smell
skoolmunkee at 2:04AM, Nov. 4, 2008In case you didn't know...
SpANG at 6:53AM, Sept. 13, 2008The winner of the COMIC BOOK CHALLENGE has been announced! Congrats to Carlos Weiser with THE ARMAGEDDON CHRONICLES!
So um… Just ignore those “Vote here, Vote now” banners… mkay?
Also, Insanity of Xade turned 75 pages old on Friday! Way to go!
Xade
There are many more pages than that ...
Drunk Duck Awards "Ceremony" underway!!!
SpANG at 2:23PM, Sept. 1, 2008Roll out the red carpet, dust off yer tux, and go buy that dress you had your eye on! This is BIG… you aren't missing it are you???
The first round of Drunk Duck awards have been announced! The virtual ceremony is underway. Start below and work your way ...
Drunk Duck Award finalists announced!
skoolmunkee at 4:50AM, Aug. 14, 2008The finalists for the Drunk Duck award have been revealed! You can find out about them in their forum thread, it's quite a list! Stay tuned to find out the winners…
Amanda is also looking for panelists and judges! It's a fun way to be involved even if ...
How did it get to be 11am already?
skoolmunkee at 2:59AM, June 23, 2008Monday's featured comic is Nothing Really Serious!
Why is it so hard for people in love to just love each other? Making decisions based on their perception of the other's best interests, or ignoring the one better for you because you like the other better, or not taking ...
Milk chocolate drops!
skoolmunkee at 1:38AM, May 1, 2008silvipera and floodgatemartyr have got a comic (Lil' Hero Artists) which you can buy (at DriveThruComics) or free-download (at Wowio)! You can support their work by getting a copy (and Wowio's free, why not?), because the more downloads they get the more likely their publisher is to release a ...
What ho, gentle readers!
skoolmunkee at 3:51AM, March 21, 2008I say old chums and chumettes! I dare say I have got some tid-bits of information which you mayest be interested in! Like a good gentle-lady I shall no longer continue to withhold, but will tell you forthwith!
Darlings, you mustn't forget that we've a new interview up ...
Hello! I am knitting!
skoolmunkee at 12:19PM, Feb. 18, 2008Well, not this second. My hands can only do a couple things at a time.
New stuff going on in the Networking and Community forum! SkylerVane has started a group of ‘On Demand’ threads where people can advertise their services and basically get on a list of talented people who ...
STUFF
skoolmunkee at 1:32PM, Dec. 2, 2007hpkomic (Galactic Hub Serreven) and kcg (Horribleville) have teamed up and gotten a comic into Nickelodeon Magazine! Rush out and buy it and tell everyone how much you like Wizard Brothers!
Don't forget that Darth Mongoose of FanDanGo has made it into the top 15 finalists of Rising Stars ...
Creator Interview: Fugli of View of Venus!
skoolmunkee at 3:02AM, Nov. 13, 2007Hey all! I'm back! You can send me your millions of news announcements now! (And if you sent me any before, I deleted all of them, because I announced I wasn't gonna be here and I can't be bothered to check to see if someone else announced ...