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vgman at 9:00PM, March 6, 2007

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it stops youre pace-maker

sitting in my chair in front of the computer with and unlimited ammount of food and watter where i am compleatly safe

RIP TD :cry2:

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jgib99 at 9:30PM, March 6, 2007

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Sure. You think that you're safe. That is, until you go to sit back on your chair. The back of the chair breaks. You fall backwards and crack your skull on the concrete floor. Game Over!!

The Lord of the Dance, Michael Flatley.

Karen's Edge

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vgman at 9:55PM, March 6, 2007

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he dances on youre face. gosh

T.V.

RIP TD :cry2:

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RoronoaZoro at 5:22AM, March 7, 2007

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It rots your brain untill you die!

A book.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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vgman at 5:33AM, March 7, 2007

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you walk out in traffic while reading it.

an ant

RIP TD :cry2:

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RoronoaZoro at 5:42AM, March 7, 2007

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You trip and die.

The #16

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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vgman at 5:46AM, March 7, 2007

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you're driving down the street and get to 16th street at 4:00 (1600 military time) all the suden 16 guys start shooting at youre car. every one of them shoots 16 bullets. you are found dead 16 houres latter.

the internet

RIP TD :cry2:

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RoronoaZoro at 6:26AM, March 7, 2007

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You get pulled in to the internet and land in to the digial world. You get killed Digimon.

Culture Shock

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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riku valentine at 7:32AM, March 7, 2007

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you find out u r way out of fashion after a stressful day and have a heart attack

butter

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No suicidal people please, they won't restore your faith in life

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vgman at 8:00AM, March 7, 2007

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you are buttering youre toast (YUM) when you drop some butter. being the lazy basterd you are you dont pick it up. you finish buttering and turn to put the butterknife in the sink when you slip on the butter. the knife flies in the air and then impales you thrugh the head

paper

RIP TD :cry2:

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riku valentine at 9:02AM, March 7, 2007

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you are working with paper when all of a sudden u accidentally cut ur wrist with the paper and bleed to death.

ice cream

Blood, the dark hedgehog with the demon inside him.
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No suicidal people please, they won't restore your faith in life

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AQua_ng at 9:25AM, March 7, 2007

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Brain freeze leads you to fall off a very high cliff.

Speakers.

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riku valentine at 9:29AM, March 7, 2007

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your music is so loud that ur brain explodes from abuse

ur wife/husband

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No suicidal people please, they won't restore your faith in life

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RoronoaZoro at 9:48AM, March 7, 2007

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They nag you to death.

FF7 R Us

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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luclucluc at 10:39PM, March 9, 2007

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Toys R us begins to only sell FF7 related products and changes it's name to FF7 R Us. While looking for some Cure materia and Phoinex downs, you see a sale on life sized buster swords. You take one buster sword from the bottom of the pile of swords, and it causes the rest to fall on you.

A door

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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Zad at 7:24AM, March 10, 2007

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One day, while deciding how something as safe as a teddy bear would kill you, you decide you have to pee. You get up,or almsot do, and fall off your chair. You hit the door, paralyzing you. You little sister walks in, and because she is a stupid little witch ^_^, she doesn't notice you.On her way out of your room, she shuts the door on your head, breaking your something, and causing her to notice you. You get her to call the 911, and you are sent to the hospital.
But the door is not done yet, ohno…
The doctor diagnosis you, and says that you need to have a somethign transplant immediatly. Another ambulance rushes to your hospital with the soemthing. While lieing (wtf, how do you spell that???) in bed, wishing you could carve your eyes out after several hours of Barney, the doctor arrives. The door smacks into his face, and he drops the something.The door squishes the something. From the shock, you are only a tiny bit paralysed. You get up to try and help him, buuuuuuut..
You trip over him and fall, and the door proceeds to bash your head into the wall..

An overelaborate theory

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riku valentine at 8:12AM, March 10, 2007

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the theory causes u brain damage. u dont see it and walk right into a street sweeper and get torn up.

opposite day

Blood, the dark hedgehog with the demon inside him.
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No suicidal people please, they won't restore your faith in life

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Brinx at 12:11PM, March 10, 2007

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When your holding a knife in your hand someone says, “Don't kill yourself!” And since it's opposite day you go ahead and kill yourself.

wrist watch

Forum games citizens.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.

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Stain at 12:24PM, March 10, 2007

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Your arms of your wristwatch are made of a magnetic substance, and somebody holds a magnet up to it. It also turns out that the watch is not powered by gears, but rather an actual time hole. The magnetic energy causes the time hole to suck you in, and you land in a post-appocalyptic waste-land. A giant mech (that has gone out of control and started killing at random) finds you and blasts you to smithereens.

A severed ape hand.

Dirk Zephyrs
Stain is also pretty hot.

Lawl @ Homosexuality

K.A.L.A.-dan! Trap!

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riku valentine at 4:35PM, March 10, 2007

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some1 shoves it in ur mouth and you choke to death

life

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No suicidal people please, they won't restore your faith in life

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luclucluc at 7:25PM, March 10, 2007

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While playing the board game LIFE, an elephant eats you.

Sugar

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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Qwarx at 9:02PM, March 10, 2007

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you eat too much and your arteries clog, resulting in a heart attack.

next item: hot girls

If you can't beat em, punch em in the face and run off.

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luclucluc at 9:31PM, March 10, 2007

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they break your neck for attempting to grab them in certain places.

a pen

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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jgib99 at 9:40PM, March 10, 2007

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As you are writing with the pen, it explodes. The ink sprays into your eyes. As you struggle to find a towel to wipe your eyes. You accidently fall through an open window and fall 10 stories to your death.

The 5th dimension!!!

Karen's Edge

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riku valentine at 9:11AM, March 12, 2007

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u get teleported to the future and get killed by giant flys

roronoazoro

Blood, the dark hedgehog with the demon inside him.
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Join Mephiles.
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No suicidal people please, they won't restore your faith in life

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RoronoaZoro at 9:22AM, March 12, 2007

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Let me count the ways…luffy?..no…..5 ton Hammer?…nooo….. A cow?…. nooo….I know! Dragon Twister!

Tony The Hedgehog

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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AQua_ng at 11:21AM, March 12, 2007

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Death by leaving the Duck.

A goose feather.

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vgman at 4:53AM, March 13, 2007

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youre just walking along and a flock of gees fly above you without you noticing. a goos fether falls off and falls infront of you without you noticeing. you yawn and when you inhale you breath in the fether. you choke and die.

things that smell good

RIP TD :cry2:

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Thevampire_kain01 at 5:06AM, March 13, 2007

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Die of Pleasure of the nose…

You hold up a kittin with a glock…

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vgman at 5:23AM, March 13, 2007

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the kitten gets pissed and goes mideavil on you.

worms

RIP TD :cry2:

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