The frog will eat you.
iPod
MAFIA... and other forum games
How will this kill me?
7384395948urhfdjfrueruieieueue
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i will also like to know you the more
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Kxela
at 5:43PM, Sept. 19, 2006
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It's broken. You die for the lack of music.
object: pudding
object: pudding
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Whiskers
at 9:35PM, Sept. 19, 2006
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You actually kind of hate pudding, so you go to ditch it somewhere. Unfortunately, it was at the beach…
Ker-Shark'D *loves on Aqua_ng*
Object: Alton Brown
Ker-Shark'D *loves on Aqua_ng*
Object: Alton Brown
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Radec
at 9:38PM, Sept. 19, 2006
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you burst a blood vessel in your brain because you are straining too hard to figure out who or what the hell Alton Brown is…
Taco Salad.
Taco Salad.
<= dead and buried.
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Whiskers
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Radec
you burst a blood vessel in your brain because you are straining too hard to figure out who or what the hell Alton Brown is…
(You uncouth lad… Smexy, smexy Alton Brown)
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Radec
at 9:41PM, Sept. 19, 2006
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(he obviously can't be human. He's too knowledgable. so you burst a blood vessel trying to figure out WHAT he is, then.)
<= dead and buried.
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ssbguy
at 3:40AM, Sept. 20, 2006
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((obviously, you never watched Good Eats…))
next object: a dollar
next object: a dollar
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Thevampire_kain01
at 5:11AM, Sept. 20, 2006
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Major paper cut…. Mucho hemigo!
Object: A bullet in an empty dimention with no gun and no one with a gun, no plans or falling objects, or wild animals. just you and the bullet. no piosonous gases nothing to sufficate you, only air, you floating, cant fall, no surface to hurt you and you have a soft padding all over your body, that can't be taken off your body so you can't hurt your self. just you and the bullet….. oh its floating as well in front of you, and its to small to choke on, and you have saftey goggles on . and you will never stave since the food is beemed into your stumic and water is beamed into your stumic so you can't die of dehydration or hunger, and the shit and piss is beamed out of ya so you can't….. well shit or piss your self.
HA solve that.
Object: A bullet in an empty dimention with no gun and no one with a gun, no plans or falling objects, or wild animals. just you and the bullet. no piosonous gases nothing to sufficate you, only air, you floating, cant fall, no surface to hurt you and you have a soft padding all over your body, that can't be taken off your body so you can't hurt your self. just you and the bullet….. oh its floating as well in front of you, and its to small to choke on, and you have saftey goggles on . and you will never stave since the food is beemed into your stumic and water is beamed into your stumic so you can't die of dehydration or hunger, and the shit and piss is beamed out of ya so you can't….. well shit or piss your self.
HA solve that.
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7384395948urhfdjfrueruieieueue
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You have AIDS.
DVD
DVD
i will also like to know you the more
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Radec
at 6:21AM, Sept. 20, 2006
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while fiddling with the controls on the DVD player, so that you can watch your favorite DVD, your house is suddenly ripped into another dimension where DVDs are considered weapons of terrible demonic power. In an attempt to save their land from evil, they quickly send a big dude with a sword to cut you in the face.
he does.
cheeze whiz.
he does.
cheeze whiz.
<= dead and buried.
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Thevampire_kain01
at 10:10AM, Sept. 20, 2006
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lactose intolerant.
Dust.
Dust.
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Radec
at 10:42AM, Sept. 20, 2006
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your vacuum becomes clogged, and explodes.
the shrapnel lodges itself in your brain.
happy monkeys!
the shrapnel lodges itself in your brain.
happy monkeys!
<= dead and buried.
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Mimarin
at 10:45AM, Sept. 20, 2006
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the monkeys are happy, TOO happy, there's an incident, mistakes are made…
Trillian (the IM program)
Trillian (the IM program)
Of course you will. All intelligent beings dream. Nobody knows why.
Also, tell random people they are awsome! it helps!
Also, tell random people they are awsome! it helps!
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Radec
at 11:39AM, Sept. 20, 2006
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someone has hidden an evil virus within a recent update of the Trillian program, and your computer transforms into a giant fighting robot that squishes you.
a pancreas (not yours.)
a pancreas (not yours.)
<= dead and buried.
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The mediocre one
at 3:13PM, Sept. 21, 2006
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You're having a dispute with a doctor, he gets pissed and rips the pancreas out of his current patient and beats you unconcious with it, then stuffs it down your esophagus.
a twizzler.
a twizzler.
Paper Mache Cataclysm
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Radec
at 4:18PM, Sept. 21, 2006
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when eating your twizzler you get a brain tumor.
underpants.
underpants.
<= dead and buried.
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hat
at 4:36PM, Sept. 21, 2006
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The underwar happens to have a tightening band and it cuts off circulation to your lower body. You become parilyzed and some fag pushes you down a staircase.
Cheetos
Cheetos
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The mediocre one
at 4:38PM, Sept. 21, 2006
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your friend has taken a bounty on your head, at lunch with nothing else to use he jams a cheeto in your eye, you become infected by the cheesy goodness and turn into a cheetozombie
Paper Mache Cataclysm
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7384395948urhfdjfrueruieieueue
at 4:39PM, Sept. 21, 2006
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Well if you eat NOTHING you die.
Empty water bottle.
Empty water bottle.
i will also like to know you the more
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Radec
at 4:46PM, Sept. 21, 2006
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you're thirsty, and in the middle of the Sahara.
super hats!
super hats!
<= dead and buried.
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The mediocre one
at 4:55PM, Sept. 21, 2006
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put it in someone's blood stream and it irritates the heart's tissue, causing it to close, cutting off blood flow.
a mangled limb.
a mangled limb.
Paper Mache Cataclysm
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The mediocre one
at 4:58PM, Sept. 21, 2006
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You're playing your novely srcade game when suddenly the mob knocks it ontop of you, you die to the sight of Game Over bugger, huh?
text.
text.
Paper Mache Cataclysm
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The mediocre one
at 5:02PM, Sept. 21, 2006
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Theyg et tightened, you pass out…on a cliff…with sharks below it…who have rabies.
yeah
Fortune cookie.
yeah
Fortune cookie.
Paper Mache Cataclysm
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Radec
at 10:01PM, Sept. 21, 2006
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it predicts you will have a fatal heart attack in four minutes.
the cookies never lie…
wheeel! of! fooooortuuune!
the cookies never lie…
wheeel! of! fooooortuuune!
<= dead and buried.
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Terminal
at 11:11PM, Sept. 21, 2006
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You spin it too hard, it falls over, crushing you.
Nothing.
.: Myxomatosis :.
Nothing.
.: Myxomatosis :.
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Radec
at 11:19PM, Sept. 21, 2006
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KIDNEY CANCER!
a pillow made of breathable material.
also edible.
a pillow made of breathable material.
also edible.
<= dead and buried.
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Terminal
at 11:51PM, Sept. 21, 2006
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You sufficate.
The Rolling Stones.
.: Myxomatosis :.
The Rolling Stones.
.: Myxomatosis :.
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Thevampire_kain01
at 5:04AM, Sept. 22, 2006
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Die of loudness and rockness-isty.
Candiieeessssss! (shakes pill bottle)
Candiieeessssss! (shakes pill bottle)
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AQua_ng
at 11:35AM, Sept. 22, 2006
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Death of choking.
A perfect life.
A perfect life.
K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!
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The mediocre one
at 11:58AM, Sept. 22, 2006
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You get fucked, smoke a joint and die happy.
a cute little puppy ^_^
a cute little puppy ^_^
Paper Mache Cataclysm
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