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waff at 9:55AM, Feb. 17, 2009
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eh no one listen to the genius oh and lets ignore the fact that last game y'all elected a gullible idiot with a ‘stache *looks at everyone else* welt we’re doomed
Excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me?

I seem to recall you telling the entire thread your role and even PQing it to the godfather lol!

…Whereas I almost single handedly won the game.

When it comes to gullible, I think we can safely say you OWN that role for allll time ;)


this coming from the person who pq'd every townie role to the godmama
when say godmother do you mean niccea or skoolmunkee?
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vote waff

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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leaderofstars at 10:19AM, Feb. 17, 2009
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waff
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ozoneocean
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eh no one listen to the genius oh and lets ignore the fact that last game y'all elected a gullible idiot with a ‘stache *looks at everyone else* welt we’re doomed
Excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me?

I seem to recall you telling the entire thread your role and even PQing it to the godfather lol!

…Whereas I almost single handedly won the game.

When it comes to gullible, I think we can safely say you OWN that role for allll time ;)


this coming from the person who pq'd every townie role to the godmama
when say godmother do you mean niccea or skoolmunkee?

don't vote waff
not sure.

regardless do y'all want to know why i revealed my role in the last game?
i love being a evil genius. my evil genius code
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read the only true random comic on the duck

power to the offspring
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odysseus55 at 10:22AM, Feb. 17, 2009
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Sure - it would be interesting.
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leaderofstars at 10:24AM, Feb. 17, 2009
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REVENGE!
i love being a evil genius. my evil genius code
GTsytVhw+:+d–a1990SA$–p80e100e–iq106ee–NH-:-Lutc -6
read the only true random comic on the duck

power to the offspring
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waff at 10:27AM, Feb. 17, 2009
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REVENGE!
revenge? huh!?


'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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leaderofstars at 10:29AM, Feb. 17, 2009
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YES! REVENGE
i love being a evil genius. my evil genius code
GTsytVhw+:+d–a1990SA$–p80e100e–iq106ee–NH-:-Lutc -6
read the only true random comic on the duck

power to the offspring
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Hakoshen at 10:30AM, Feb. 17, 2009
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waff
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REVENGE!
revenge?

Funny, because that's what I've been offering everyone who died unjustly in the first game. Only I don't plan to commit suicide to do so.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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waff at 10:31AM, Feb. 17, 2009
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YES! REVENGE
against whom?



also vote waff

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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leaderofstars at 10:34AM, Feb. 17, 2009
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after i was on the chopping block for being lynched, i revealed my role because i knew the mafia would put me on the top of the hit-list. i even pq'd a few people in hopes that one of them was mafia. oh how i begged the not to lynch me oh how i begged
i love being a evil genius. my evil genius code
GTsytVhw+:+d–a1990SA$–p80e100e–iq106ee–NH-:-Lutc -6
read the only true random comic on the duck

power to the offspring
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odysseus55 at 10:36AM, Feb. 17, 2009
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after i was on the chopping block for being lynched, i revealed my role because i knew the mafia would put me on the top of the hit-list. i even pq'd a few people in hopes that one of them was mafia. oh how i begged the not to lynch me oh how i begged

But no offers of cash….
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the2ndredbaron at 10:37AM, Feb. 17, 2009
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I won't ever beg.
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leaderofstars at 10:39AM, Feb. 17, 2009
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i knew if i didn't get lynched the mob would kill me, and i would be laughing while y'all would be dropping f-bombs when my role was revealed after my death!


its not called being gullible if you plan it
i love being a evil genius. my evil genius code
GTsytVhw+:+d–a1990SA$–p80e100e–iq106ee–NH-:-Lutc -6
read the only true random comic on the duck

power to the offspring
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skoolmunkee at 10:43AM, Feb. 17, 2009
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i knew if i didn't get lynched the mob would kill me, and i would be laughing while y'all would be dropping f-bombs when my role was revealed after my death!

I decided I was gonna kill you before you ever ‘revealed’ yourself :] And you didn't even PQ me. I just wanted to kill off visible people at that point. Did you like how I wasn't going to pardon you because you were being an idiot? lol!

PS You're just making stuff up that sounds like it might be plausible. ;)

leaderofstars
this coming from the person who pq'd every townie role to the godmama
To be fair to ozone, I fooled him hard. (I wasn't the godfather, Niccea was)
IT'S OLD BATMAN
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leaderofstars at 10:45AM, Feb. 17, 2009
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and the mafia fell for it. i have to admit i was good at acting. and just in case the mob didn't kill me i even set up a kill
i love being a evil genius. my evil genius code
GTsytVhw+:+d–a1990SA$–p80e100e–iq106ee–NH-:-Lutc -6
read the only true random comic on the duck

power to the offspring
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humorman at 11:00AM, Feb. 17, 2009
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Just as a reminder, the first day ends at 5:00pm PST. That's 6 hours from whatever time you have now.

So far, Ochitsukanai and Niccea are tied for the lead, and like the last game, in the event of a tie, the win goes toward the one who had their votes first.

Billy vs. Tree – The epic struggle of boy versus tree.
Sonic Colores – It looks like it's going to be a good game because I love how the way it makes me grow.
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leaderofstars at 11:14AM, Feb. 17, 2009
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wait why am i even running for mayor. no ones wants the smart guy in office
i love being a evil genius. my evil genius code
GTsytVhw+:+d–a1990SA$–p80e100e–iq106ee–NH-:-Lutc -6
read the only true random comic on the duck

power to the offspring
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waff at 11:19AM, Feb. 17, 2009
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wait why am i even running for mayor. no ones wants the smart guy in office
no-one wants the person who doesn't want anyone to die either.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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leaderofstars at 11:24AM, Feb. 17, 2009
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skoolmunkee
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i knew if i didn't get lynched the mob would kill me, and i would be laughing while y'all would be dropping f-bombs when my role was revealed after my death!

I decided I was gonna kill you before you ever ‘revealed’ yourself :] And you didn't even PQ me. I just wanted to kill off visible people at that point. Did you like how I wasn't going to pardon you because you were being an idiot? lol!

PS You're just making stuff up that sounds like it might be plausible. ;)

1. i didn't even know about you not going to pardon me

2. well you can't read my mind can you, poo thrower
i love being a evil genius. my evil genius code
GTsytVhw+:+d–a1990SA$–p80e100e–iq106ee–NH-:-Lutc -6
read the only true random comic on the duck

power to the offspring
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leaderofstars at 11:26AM, Feb. 17, 2009
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waff
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wait why am i even running for mayor. no ones wants the smart guy in office
no-one wants the person who doesn't want anyone to die either.

behold democracy at it finest none of the honest, smart, good people are rewarded
i love being a evil genius. my evil genius code
GTsytVhw+:+d–a1990SA$–p80e100e–iq106ee–NH-:-Lutc -6
read the only true random comic on the duck

power to the offspring
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harkovast at 11:30AM, Feb. 17, 2009
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waff- sometimes people need to die for the greater good,
sometimes people need to die because they are not fit to live amongst us,
but sometimes people need to die because its really really funny!

Townston is about to enjoy this third type of killing!
A new age is coming.
Maybe not a better age, but certainly an age with a better sense of humour!

VOTE VAST!

Because I'll rest my drink on the big red button!

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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Niccea at 11:30AM, Feb. 17, 2009
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O.o I caught up?

I love this smearing. It made me start laughing when my boyfriend was telling me a lame joke. He thought I was laughing at it.
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leaderofstars at 11:37AM, Feb. 17, 2009
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waff- sometimes people need to die for the greater good,
sometimes people need to die because they are not fit to live amongst us,
but sometimes people need to die because its really really funny!

Townston is about to enjoy this third type of killing!
A new age is coming.
Maybe not a better age, but certainly an age with a better sense of humour!

VOTE VAST!

Because I'll rest my drink on the big red button!


yeah lets not vote for the serial killer
i love being a evil genius. my evil genius code
GTsytVhw+:+d–a1990SA$–p80e100e–iq106ee–NH-:-Lutc -6
read the only true random comic on the duck

power to the offspring
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harkovast at 11:48AM, Feb. 17, 2009
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Leaderofstars, you aren't fit to lead a thanksgiving parade in a two horse hick town!
I'm obviously not the serial killer!
Like I keep saying I WANTED a violent, blood thirsty role, but
1) I am not that lucky
2) humorman hates me and gave me a crappy role instead.

If you cant keep up with this simple logic, then you obviously have no place running this town into the ground, as I intend to do!

Everyone is a mafia, a potential mafia, a mafia collaborator or someone who pisses me off.

LYNCHING IS TOO GOOD FOR THEM!

besides, last game, if it hadn't been for me arguing so strongly you guys were all set to lynch the mayor!

VOTE VAST!
Because the truth will set us free (that is why I am going to lie to you while I put shackles on you all)

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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Hakoshen at 11:49AM, Feb. 17, 2009
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Exactly. Vote for me instead. Also, if you're going to throw in the towel, throw it into my corner!

Vengeance… Sounds tasty!
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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leaderofstars at 11:52AM, Feb. 17, 2009
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vote for me so i can spare dr waff the hobo-ville
i love being a evil genius. my evil genius code
GTsytVhw+:+d–a1990SA$–p80e100e–iq106ee–NH-:-Lutc -6
read the only true random comic on the duck

power to the offspring
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harkovast at 11:55AM, Feb. 17, 2009
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Hakoshen, you need to pack up your sorry campaign and hit the road…
BEFORE THE HARKOVAST TRAIN RUNS YOU DOWN!

My campaign is unstoppable, like a super atomic juggernaught from ooutside of time and space!

I am launching laser guided tacticle word missiles, straight into your metaphorical face!

Speaking of metaphor, let me use one to explain your current situation…

Picture the scene, hakoshen….you drive into a small town in the middle of nowhere.
There is no one around. The street is empty, shops are abandoned, cars have been dumped by the side of the road.
You get out to explore, wandering through the silent streets.
Finally you find a sign, stating the name of the town, and the horrible truth dawns on you.
The sign reads-
"WELCOME TO THE TOWN OF PAIN. POPULATION- YOU!"

VOTE VAST!
Because I promise to lynch Hakoshen if you do.

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leaderofstars at 11:56AM, Feb. 17, 2009
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yeah this coming from the guys that has one vote
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GTsytVhw+:+d–a1990SA$–p80e100e–iq106ee–NH-:-Lutc -6
read the only true random comic on the duck

power to the offspring
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Niccea at 11:57AM, Feb. 17, 2009
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yeah this coming from the guys that has one vote
ditto
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harkovast at 12:00PM, Feb. 17, 2009
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Votes dont win elections Leaderofstars.
Bribes win elections.
Bribes, threats and fear mongering.

Leader of stars, my stratedgy for winning this election is so brilliant, even I dont understand it!

When people meet the level of awesome I am bringing, they have to change their votes, right after they change their pants.

Everywhere you turn, I'm comming at you like a spider monkey!
Shooting out slogans like a gatling gun powered by voodoo boogey power!

Leader of stars, I'm going to serve you a helping of my extra spicy ass whomp chilli and make sure you clean your plate!

VOTE VAST

Then bow to me as your new GOD!

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harkovast at 12:04PM, Feb. 17, 2009
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Niccea vote for me!
Got anyone you want killed? I promise to use my mayor powers to kill them for you!
And then I'll gloat about it afterwards, free of charge!

Also I jsut recounted and I actually have 3 votes.
My own vote counts for 3 because I am the mayor (at least I will be when I win this election.)
So 3 votes! Woohoo! Go team me!

VOTE VAST!

The power of christ compels you to vote against me, but dont listen to that kill joy! Let the good times roll!

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