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Kroatz at 1:24PM, March 15, 2010
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NEVER!
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same at 1:29PM, March 15, 2010
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Then youre not awesome. But nice art.
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Salsa at 1:32PM, March 15, 2010
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Kroatz
The almighty Salsa
There was also an incident involving a would-be molester, Rokulily, and a fresh skillet full of cornbread.

You just keep writing this stuff wishing for some x-rated images from me aren't you?
My image will be up before next narration… but only whan at least two people say I'm awsum.

Oh and… Haha Monkey lost his pants!
Awesome, Kroatz is.


Not really on that one. I'm kinda hoping for someone to draw Roku whacking some guy in the face with a hot skillet full of cornbread.
RAGE!
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Kroatz at 1:41PM, March 15, 2010
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Then I'd better do that huh Salsa…

Oh and Same isn't a real ginger… he's a wannabe Ginger. Those are even worse!
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same at 1:44PM, March 15, 2010
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its red not ginger.
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Kroatz at 1:47PM, March 15, 2010
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Okay… Same is a wannabe lobster…
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same at 1:50PM, March 15, 2010
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Kroatz
wannabe lobster…

I… LIKE IT!!
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Kroatz at 1:52PM, March 15, 2010
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That would make an awesome avatar… kind of district 9-ish…
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same at 2:01PM, March 15, 2010
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Im gonna get to work on that.
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D_Dude at 2:18PM, March 15, 2010
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I am very dissapointed. I here actually bother demand someone killed and then… nothing! I want to see blood. BLOOD!
Or someone hanging by their neck. That would work too.
FEAR THE BADGER!
It's not overkill if you don't hit him.
Sir! We are surrounded! … Good. Then we can charge in EVERY direction.
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Mettaur at 2:40PM, March 15, 2010
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Wait, Ninja, there is a retired raidering raider, he is really crazy and likes to chop stuff up. Don't let 'em in the store. Here is some of the crazy killer talk he was blabbering about.

Kroatz
I never work for my money, it's against my principles.

Happy with the turn of events this day kroatz walks to his little piece of heaven, better known as the butchers. empties several jars of pigs blood on the floor, in hopes of scaring away any and all harkoghosts, bandits, vegetarians and Mettaurs, then he fluffs up a pillow and lays down with the butchered cattle.

Yeah I'm sick like that.

Yeah…let's not let him in, ‘kay? I trust him about as much as I trust that Mr. Burshk. He’s bleedin' nuts!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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rokulily at 4:14PM, March 15, 2010
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Salsa
There was also an incident involving a would-be molester, rokulily, and a fresh skillet full of cornbread.




badass unicorns saving rokulilies since ever. thank you badass unicorn… thank you
 
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Salsa at 4:16PM, March 15, 2010
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Uh, Roku. The link's busted. (NO PIC?! THIS IS HERESY!!)
RAGE!
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Mettaur at 4:18PM, March 15, 2010
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Oh, and to finish off that “Epic cliffhanger” Kroatz left on Seasame Street, let me sum it up fer ya. He threatened to gut me, cut up my Brahmin and wear them, and many other things. I ran up to him, kicked him where it hurts, then left for tha Bar at Ninjas Loot & Hooch. Ninjas Loot & Hooch, we got the best salvage in all the wastes! Plus, our booze doesn't give you cancer!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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same at 4:22PM, March 15, 2010
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Seeing as Mettaurs getting away with the vidja game references and role playing id just like to say im going back to my fort in Gerudo desert.

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rokulily at 4:26PM, March 15, 2010
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Salsa
Uh, Roku. The link's busted. (NO PIC?! THIS IS HERESY!!)

DDs not letting me upload my images! i… i had to go to… deviant art…

sorry… though it's up.
 
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Mettaur at 4:37PM, March 15, 2010
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Who the ‘ell did that? I thought… damn. I guess I can’t die yet, seeing as there is yet another good deed to be done. Saddle up yer Scorpions men! We're going grabber huntin! Damn, and I thought Girdershade was bad. Rokulily, if you do need a safe haven, the Vault is always open. We also have cute piggies, and they guard vault people with their lives. And the pigs have skin a strong as steel, and razor sharp teeth when they sense evil. So you would be safe, or I could just get some of my people to watch ya', and make sure nothin' happens. Need help? Either the Vault and guard pigs. Or a Vault escort. Hell, ain't got anything better to do, might as well be a gent and help a lady in danger. But if you want no help, that's fine, I'll just occupy my time by drinking at the bar.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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rokulily at 4:55PM, March 15, 2010
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Mettaur
We also have cute piggies, and they guard vault people with their lives. And the pigs have skin a strong as steel, and razor sharp teeth when they sense evil.

hmm, those piglets are pretty cute… okay, i'll take a guardpiggy. it'll match my guard dolphin (he's hanging out in the lake on account of this wild west being so tough on his skin), and badass unicorn. thank you!

i'm giving it a matching hat right now…
 
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Mettaur at 4:59PM, March 15, 2010
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Great! Now, all that little piggy needs is two meals a day, and lots of love. Can you do that?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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rokulily at 5:21PM, March 15, 2010
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Mettaur
Great! Now, all that little piggy needs is two meals a day, and lots of love. Can you do that?

that's super easy. most of my cooking has love baked right into so it's like 2 birds and with 1 stone really. we do sell love-less baked goods for those allergic or whatnot to love, but they don't sell as well. l33t was the last one to buy some of ‘em. it’s probably what makes him grumpy.

i decided to have an actual bake day tomorrow… sourcream cookies, ginger snaps, and oatmeal scoties… i asked my dad if he wanted pie but he said no, the crazy person.
 
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Mettaur at 5:35PM, March 15, 2010
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You gained karma!
Quest: Defending Damsels, completed.

And I didn't even ask fer any caps, I'm a good person. Now, If you ever have trouble anymore, just tell me. I'll be here on my scorpion faster than Moriarty takes advantage of an oblivious patron. You take care now, I'm going to search the wastes with Ninja fer more loot to stock up the store. Man, I think this is good, I got a drinkin buddy, we gots a store, I'm makin' a Boat-load of caps, and I'm doing lots of good deeds. Now I should probably help clean up this town. Kroatz, even if you ain't a Talon, you still is evil, and the Regulators don't stand fer this kinda violence and terror you ‘ave caused. Lynch the deathclaw! Plus, proof that heis the evil Talon we all know he is. I am the goddamn Regulator (or as you all like to call it, the goddamn batman), and I know he can’t be a good man. I mean, he lead a witch-hunt against me for no reason! Why would someone, with no clues to explain, blame someone else? Because they are a Talon (Mafia) that want to draw attention away from themselves! Get him!

So, anyone agree to my logic against Kroatz and his random accusing? I thought we were done with this type of accusation of innocents when Hark died, is Kroatz trying to carry on the tradition? Is he trying to get innocents killed, bleeding us out, until only him and the Talons are left? Don't fall for it, be smart! Lynch Kroatz! Whose with me?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 6:07PM, March 15, 2010
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Kroatz
Oh and… Haha Monkey lost his pants!
I had pants?

@Roku: O///O

@Random: I believe that you and Mettar just became confirmed criminals in my mind. I'm sending a marshal after you.

@Mettar: maybe you will have better luck next game. I mean the whole lets try and save good mafia and just kill bad people thing was a big give away.

@Everyone Else: Tomorrow we lynch Mettar! Then the next day hopefully we will get the last two mafia((Random and Unknown mafia)). That is all.

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Mettaur at 6:23PM, March 15, 2010
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So, sending the meat shields after me, then usin' the rope, whatstha matter, afraid to get yer hands dirtied, you dirt belly coward! Fight me like a man, you corrupt and sly little monkey! Or are you too scared? Going to use the rope, lets just fight man to man, I challenge you sir!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Salsa at 6:43PM, March 15, 2010
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Salsa
There was also an incident involving a would-be molester, rokulily, and a fresh skillet full of cornbread.




badass unicorns saving rokulilies since ever. thank you badass unicorn… thank you



I accept full responsibility for my actions.

Also, I will have a picture up before the next narration is due.
RAGE!
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 6:53PM, March 15, 2010
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Mettaur
So, sending the meat shields after me, then usin' the rope, whatstha matter, afraid to get yer hands dirtied, you dirt belly coward! Fight me like a man, you corrupt and sly little monkey! Or are you too scared? Going to use the rope, lets just fight man to man, I challenge you sir!
Well sir considering I'm just a townie with no killing power I can't kill you. Besides I'm an elected official! Why would I soil my hands at something I'm not good at when I have experts to do it for me? Experts that enjoy their job :D

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Mettaur at 6:56PM, March 15, 2010
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Coward!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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jninjashadow at 6:58PM, March 15, 2010
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WAIT! *Pant pant* Been gone a while… so far to run… *AHEM* Lets all be reasonable folks here… AND GET THAT SUNUVA B!+<# RANDOM!
Why you ask? Well lets let a professor dissect the sitcheation…



trust him, he has a lab jacket… AND is devilishly hansom….

Also @Rokulily: Alive or dead, I made a promise, and iffin its protection you need, come find me, I'm always around, withhin my wits… and more importantly an arsenal that'd fighten a military official. Also, was that me I saw in the corner of that comic… I can't recall what happened after my morning corn bread…
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Mettaur at 7:08PM, March 15, 2010
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He's right, I suppose, we should try to settle this in a civil and honorable manner. Now, you Monkey, do you accept my challenge of a fight? Or will you still shy away from an actual threat? Show that the people that elected you weren't wrong, prove yourself to be honorable, and fight me!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Salsa at 7:15PM, March 15, 2010
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Hey same, Ninja, Your pics aren't showing up.
RAGE!
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jninjashadow at 7:19PM, March 15, 2010
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Salsa
Hey same, Ninja, Your pics aren't showing up.

Strange… I can see it… but that raises the question does it exist beyond my own alcohol fueled mind…

Mettaur
He's right, I suppose, we should try to settle this in a civil and honorable manner. Now, you Monkey, do you accept my challenge of a fight?

…are you akin' the mayor fer a duel?
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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