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trevoramueller at 10:54AM, March 31, 2008

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i'm jealous of everyone that is drinking a root beer float.

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seventy2 at 12:01PM, March 31, 2008

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smiling….laughing…..rootbeer floats….these are some of my favorite things…

i wish to not be so depressed….i wish i had learned more to rely on myself….what happened to that person?…who was strong when everyone was hurting…i could still be there for myself….why do i need someone else to make me happy?….when did i give up all selfreliabilty for this….why do i hurt so much when i saw this coming?….it is better to have loved and lost….

i guess she was my first true love…i said it before…to other girls…but i was a highschool student….their parents were right…i only had one thing on my mind…but her….oh….she was different….i wasnt even remotely interested in those things with her….with her…it was great being friends…it was great spending hours doing absolutly nothing….not an impure thought in the world…

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I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.

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mishi_hime at 2:00PM, March 31, 2008

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seventy2
i only had one thing on my mind…but her….oh….she was different….i wasnt even remotely interested in those things with her….with her…it was great being friends…

*eyebrow raise* Have we met before…?

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I hate when you are close to someone, so much so that they see you in all your colors. Then they take your weak and private moments, that no one else knows about …but you and that person…and throws them in your face, purposely, with the only intent of hurting you. What kind of monster does that? We are all weak and lonely sometimes…do you really have to kick me when i'm down?

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seventy2 at 9:15PM, March 31, 2008

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*eyebrow raise* Have we met before…?

not to my knowledge….she does have an account here…but i dont know what it is…seeing as she posted anonomously on my comic….

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crap…i'm on my downward spiral of not wanting to go to the gym…..this is horrible….but i shoulda seen it coming, it happens everytime…righ about the time i start losing weight and getting into the zone i want, i start being lazy again…..bleh….

facara
Running Anew an exercise blog.
I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.

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ronin356 at 10:02PM, March 31, 2008

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I thought I could do it…..earn a master's degree. What I recieved in return was a ton of debt, Time wasted and my youth spent on something that never will happen. I hate being broke, in debt, wearing the same t-shirts and listening to the same cds…because well…I'm in debt. I wish I could have conviced my past self to be happy with what he had and not push for a master's degree.

That isn't half of my problems.

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Check out my comic: Magenta the Witchgirl.

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anonymousposterchild at 2:50AM, April 1, 2008

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In a rare act of kindness, my mother brought home Quizno's last night. I was headed to bed, so I wrote my name on the wrapper and put mine in the fridge.

My brother proceeded to eat the sub.

Official DrunkDuck curmudgeon

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Ozoneocean at 3:32AM, April 1, 2008

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Well I'm a bit tired of my slide toward negativity in the forums… I'm naturally a nice, friendly person. I blame those wankers in the Top Drawer lol!.

I will attempt to counter my own negative tendencies. :)

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mishi_hime at 7:36AM, April 1, 2008

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I blame those wankers in the Top Drawer lol!.

I see how it is :/

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anonymousposterchild at 7:56AM, April 1, 2008

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I haven't pooped since the 24th.

Seriously this is not good for my comic.

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teedomoonstrider at 8:24AM, April 1, 2008

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I *want* to finally go to college, but it's too damn expensive to do so here. The jobs my wife and I do are kind of… specific, and most of them are on the west coast which is as expensive as it is here. There's a great school in Georgia that would be right up my alley, but the only real company there that does stuff that we have experience for isn't quite hiring yet, and it's all potentials and maybes.

Plus doing all the loan things, and the hassle of having actually made money last year… You either have to be rather rich or very poor to go to college nowadays and not accumulate a ton of debt. :|

This is a signature. There are others like it but this one is mine.

Wang.

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Twilight_of_the_gods at 9:43PM, April 1, 2008

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I am so sick of it! Everytime this commercial comes on, I get angry. It's pronounced Ninja Gay-den, NOT Ninja Guy-den! Get it right numb nuts! >.<

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kyupol at 9:47PM, April 1, 2008

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Just watched a few episodes of Beavis and Butthead.

Man… I realized this is better than southpark or family guy.

And if you look through underneath all that humor and stupidity in that show, there are clearly moral lessons to be learned. lol!

NOW UPDATING!!!
https://tapas.io/series/AngHell-Dela-Blackpill-

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simonitro at 9:54PM, April 1, 2008

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I just bought this month's issue of Mad Magazine and it has…

MMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSS

I HEREBY DECLARE THIS MONTH TO BE CALLED “APE-RIL” FROM NOW ON!!!

Enjoy… Las Vegas-y

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Custard Trout at 10:28AM, April 2, 2008

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Apparently the only reason I haven't been kicked out of Uni yet is that the tutors are being slightly more lenient, because the work that I've actually managed to get finished on time was very good.

And here I am, with an essay and an animation for next and one that was meant to be finished months ago, sitting on my arse, posting here.

What the fuck is wrong with me?

Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.

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anonymousposterchild at 12:44PM, April 2, 2008

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Apparently the only reason I haven't been kicked out of Uni yet is that the tutors are being slightly more lenient, because the work that I've actually managed to get finished on time was very good.

And here I am, with an essay and an animation for next and one that was meant to be finished months ago, sitting on my arse, posting here.

What the fuck is wrong with me?

Lupus.

Official DrunkDuck curmudgeon

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crocty at 1:10PM, April 2, 2008

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I blame those wankers in the Top Drawer lol!.

I'd blame those wankers in the admin-only forum.
;)

I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.

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worstcase at 6:02PM, April 2, 2008

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I was happy this morning.

Then some jackass ran over my foot.

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kyupol at 7:05PM, April 2, 2008

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I just came across an entertaining read on the internet while searching for something else on google.

I cant find it now.

But it was about a couple who were harrassed by the FBI and dracos (note: Dracos are the space lizards and the reptoids are the earth lizards) for making something called a “cloudbuster” that is used to break up chemtrails and defeat the mind control of the NWO.

According to the article, the wife was a victim of a psychic attack by a Draco and Kenyan voodoo agents who apparently work for the New World Order. Cuz they pissed off the Kenyan government for curing hundreds of people with AIDS.

I'm like WTF!!! So the NWO has voodoo agents?!? lol!

That left a wound on her soul.

It basically sounded like psychological torture of some sort. The husband and the wife were getting their asses kicked until they were helped by Angels and Pleiadians (these are the good aliens who look like humans) to defeat the Dracos and the NWO who were harrassing them.

The battleground was in the astral realms.

Wow. Just wow. That could make an amazing fantasy/sci-fi movie.

Incredible stuff.

I'd try finding it again and posting it here.

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https://tapas.io/series/AngHell-Dela-Blackpill-

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Custard Trout at 9:08PM, April 2, 2008

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I'd try finding it again and posting it here.

Please don't.

Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.

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Ozoneocean at 9:49PM, April 2, 2008

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ozoneocean
I blame those wankers in the Top Drawer lol!.
I'd blame those wankers in the admin-only forum.
;)

There is no such forum. :)

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seventy2 at 10:06PM, April 2, 2008

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work work work….type type type….sleep sleep sleep….work work work…

this schedule is going to crush me if i dont cut out the gym…there'll be no down time….i hope the person i'm covering gets well soon….just so i can work less….

facara
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I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.

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mechanical_lullaby at 3:39AM, April 3, 2008

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more or less…
all my friends are trying to kill themselves.

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D0m at 4:22AM, April 3, 2008

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Right now, I hate my brother. We're still sharing a room. I used to be sloppy like him, but maybe 2 years ago I started realizing how disgusting our room is. It's as if he leaves shit on the floor just to anger me. He'll leave clothes on the floor of a PERFECTLY clean room. He's so dumb.

Sometimes I ask him when he's going to move out, just to get him angry. I hope it gets the point across. I don't ever want to live with him again.

Mecha, are they looking for attention?

Nadya- a tale about what happens to SOME of us when we die.

Currently: Nadya is awake and asking more relevant questions.

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timelike01 at 6:30AM, April 3, 2008

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I say people who whine about whiners are whiners themselves. And if I'm wrong about that, then I'm President Laura Roslin: Leader of the Twelve Colonies of Kobol! I say this NOT to insult people, but to express A STATEMENT OF FACT. If you don't like whining and you do it anyway, that makes you a hypocrite. If you want to stop people whining, you should use NON-WHINING techniques. That way, you can get want you want and not contribute to the problem you want solved. But in today's modern dystopia, there are still folks who insist on whining about whiners despite the hypocrisy involved. That's just one of numerous reasons for why I like to refer to spaceship Earth as being the biggest ship of fools in the universe! A planet populated by the human race: The ultimate manifestation of eveolution gone mad!

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anonymousposterchild at 7:02AM, April 3, 2008

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I say people who whine about whiners are whiners themselves. And if I'm wrong about that, then I'm President Laura Roslin: Leader of the Twelve Colonies of Kobol! I say this NOT to insult people, but to express A STATEMENT OF FACT. If you don't like whining and you do it anyway, that makes you a hypocrite. If you want to stop people whining, you should use NON-WHINING techniques. That way, you can get want you want and not contribute to the problem you want solved. But in today's modern dystopia, there are still folks who insist on whining about whiners despite the hypocrisy involved. That's just one of numerous reasons for why I like to refer to spaceship Earth as being the biggest ship of fools in the universe! A planet populated by the human race: The ultimate manifestation of eveolution gone mad!

Aren't you whining about people who whine about whiners though? Doesn't that mean that, as you are whining about a person who is whining about something that you are a whiner against whiners?

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kyupol at 8:11AM, April 3, 2008

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kyupol
I'd try finding it again and posting it here.

Please don't.

“yeah… yeah… cool… cool…”

NOW UPDATING!!!
https://tapas.io/series/AngHell-Dela-Blackpill-

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crocty at 8:14AM, April 3, 2008

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There is no such forum. :)

Ah, SpANG lied!

GASP!

I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.

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Salsicoruc at 2:59PM, April 3, 2008

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Dear citizen! It is tax time! You have earned 8,000 dollars in taxable income this year. The government will be keeping 3,000 dollars.

Dear citizen! It is tax time! You have earned 30,000 dollars in taxable income this year. The government will be keeping 3,000 dollars.

Guess which side I'm on!
Uh wait. I don't know why I'm complaining, I get two rebate checks.

It's still unfair.

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worstcase at 4:36PM, April 3, 2008

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I say people who whine about whiners are whiners themselves. And if I'm wrong about that, then I'm President Laura Roslin: Leader of the Twelve Colonies of Kobol! I say this NOT to insult people, but to express A STATEMENT OF FACT. If you don't like whining and you do it anyway, that makes you a hypocrite. If you want to stop people whining, you should use NON-WHINING techniques. That way, you can get want you want and not contribute to the problem you want solved. But in today's modern dystopia, there are still folks who insist on whining about whiners despite the hypocrisy involved. That's just one of numerous reasons for why I like to refer to spaceship Earth as being the biggest ship of fools in the universe! A planet populated by the human race: The ultimate manifestation of eveolution gone mad!

Aren't you whining about people who whine about whiners though? Doesn't that mean that, as you are whining about a person who is whining about something that you are a whiner against whiners?

0_o

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Ryan McLelland at 10:59AM, April 4, 2008