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Custard Trout at 11:44AM, Oct. 7, 2009

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Oh god I just nearly choked to death on my own hair. I should really get it cut.

Not that I will, but I should.

Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.

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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 12:44PM, Oct. 7, 2009

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I'm hating Engl 1C

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Skullbie at 3:24PM, Oct. 7, 2009

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So lately i've been really into buying print comics, or well graphic novels at least. I also ordered my Ottley haunt variant today, i can't believe how expensive the other variant is :/ But hey i'm spending 10$ on a 4$ comic. Go me.

I wish Y the last man and invincible would jump of the bandwagon of huge tome volumes instead of itty bitty graphic novels already. To have those on my shelf would just…*drools*

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seventy2 at 3:45PM, Oct. 7, 2009

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so i was running…and in the first mile, i thought i felt something in my knee…in the second mile there was definatly something there…i wasn't able to finish the third mile…it was so freaking painful…and it got worse when i stopped.i went to the doctor to schedule an appointment. the nursing assistant there said it sounded like “runners knee” when one side of the leg gets stronger than the other, and pulls on the knee incorrectly.

this afternoon i thought i felt better, so i tried to finish my wednesday 6.4 miles…but after about half a lap, it came back full force… sigh…i'm going to have to do leg excersises and triple my swim distances until i'm able to run again.

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Running Anew an exercise blog.
I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.

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gullas at 3:54PM, Oct. 7, 2009

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I have just rediscoverd FFVII. Only have it as an emulator though but am playing with a gamepad, so the feeling is just as awesome as the on the PLaystation ^^

Almost 13 years, and it's still that good *drools*…

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Lonnehart at 12:34AM, Oct. 8, 2009

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Right now I don't know what to do with myself. I'm just sitting here, my mind drawing a blank when I try to write, draw, or do anything creative. I want to visit relatives, but I also want to stay where I'm at and I don't want anyone visiting me. I probably should go shopping for food, but I also don't want to go anywhere. It's gotten hard to think straight lately and the world's gone all fuzzy on me, even with my glasses on. In fact, sometimes what I'm looking at reminds me of M.C. Escher's artwork.

Can't be my meds unless the Metformin and Lisinopril are working together to screw up my brain. Or maybe someone's hiding near my house… maybe near my bedroom window and smoking up some weed, or cannabis, or maybe even that one plant with the six leaves on it.

Maybe the angels and devils are using my mind (or what's left of it) as their new battleground, trying to win the battle for good and evil. Or maybe Ragnarok is happening within the confines of my mind, or….

Maybe someone from DrunkDuck is hacking their way into my brain to try and gain control of me…

or could it be…

no… it' can't possibly be that…

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Ozoneocean at 12:41AM, Oct. 8, 2009

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Lonnehart
Maybe someone from DrunkDuck is hacking their way into my brain to try and gain control of me…

Kyupol ;)

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Lonnehart at 12:49AM, Oct. 8, 2009

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Maybe someone from DrunkDuck is hacking their way into my brain to try and gain control of me…
Kyupol ;)

Funny thing about him… I sometimes wonder if some people think I'm Kyopul.. or is that Kyupol… whatever.

He's apparenly filipino like I am, but I don't think I see the world in the unique way he sees it. From what I've read from his posts so far he's way younger than me. Probably early 20s if not younger. I'm 38 myself. I'm socially inept anyway thanks to a very overprotective hyperreligious technophobe mother who would rather lock me away in a closet to protect me from the outside world.

What would Kyupol's story behind his mind be? I'm pretty sure that'd be interesting to hear.

Nice to know I live in the same time zone as a fellow DD'er, even though we're seperated by several thousands of ocean (I'm way WAY north of Sydney, Australia). :)

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Custard Trout at 12:56AM, Oct. 8, 2009

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Maybe someone from DrunkDuck is hacking their way into my brain to try and gain control of me…
Kyupol ;)

Funny thing about him… I sometimes wonder if some people think I'm Kyopul.. or is that Kyupol… whatever.)

Kyupol is a reptoid and also caused 911 and faked the moon landing.

Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.

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humorman at 2:31AM, Oct. 8, 2009

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I need help with a homework problem.

Solve for x:

x^2 + 16x - 36 = 0

Don't forget to show your work.

Billy vs. Tree – The epic struggle of boy versus tree.
Sonic Colores – It looks like it's going to be a good game because I love how the way it makes me grow.

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skoolmunkee at 3:02AM, Oct. 8, 2009

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x^2 + 16x - 36 = 0
(x + 18)(x - 2) = 0

x + 18 = 0
x = -18

x - 2 = 0
x = 2

x can be either -18 or 2 :]

IT'S OLD BATMAN

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Ryuthehedgewolf at 3:19AM, Oct. 8, 2009

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x^2 + 16x - 36 = 0
(x + 18)(x - 2) = 0

x + 18 = 0
x = -18

x - 2 = 0
x = 2

x can be either -18 or 2 :]

Why are we talking about solving trinomials?
I just learned this like, a week ago.

It's coming back to haunt me!

Oh, and Skullbie, they kind of do have the big volume thing. It's called the “Invincible Ultimate Collection” or something. There's I think…3 out? Might be 4 now, but I know there's 3.

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lastcall at 4:08AM, Oct. 8, 2009

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I just got rejected for a secretary job at a local college. A SECRETARY job. What the hell am I doing wrong to get rejected for a frickin' secretary job?!? I've had six jobs in the past ten years, none of which I've gotten fired from–so I have plenty of experience. Am I overqualified or something? Yeesh.

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Custard Trout at 4:34AM, Oct. 8, 2009

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Fuuuuuuuuuuck I feel like my brain has been lightly fired in onions and a splash of olive oil. Can't sleep now. Got to keep working. Work needs to be done. Yeeeeees.

Stupid Risen did this to me. Stupid awesome fucking game.

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What the hell am I doing wrong to get rejected for a frickin' secretary job?!?

You weren't related to the interviewer.

Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.

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Ironscarf at 4:45AM, Oct. 8, 2009

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A SECRETARY job. What the hell am I doing wrong to get rejected for a frickin' secretary job?!?

Considering the post of secretary to be beneath your obvious talents and interpersonal skills, which anybody with half a brain could see mark you out for greatness?

Just shooting in the dark here.

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Ozoneocean at 6:47AM, Oct. 8, 2009

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a frickin' secretary job?!?

I'd like a frickin' secretary… Hur hur hur. ;)

I'd hire you ^___^

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Niccea at 7:08AM, Oct. 8, 2009

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The worst week (in school) is almost over. I had something due every single day. I've fallen behind on household duties like laundry and dishes. The apartment smells like crap because of this. There is garbage everywhere. We can't crush our empty soda cans so they can fit in the garbage easier, because last time we did it, our downstairs neighbor came out and yelled at us. Cans and beer bottles are everywhere. Paper is everywhere. The sink is a mess, and I'm pretty sure I smell mold in the bathroom.

-.- I'm tired.

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Custard Trout at 7:25AM, Oct. 8, 2009

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We can't crush our empty soda cans so they can fit in the garbage easier, because last time we did it, our downstairs neighbor came out and yelled at us.

Uh. . . why?

Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.

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lefarce at 9:45AM, Oct. 8, 2009

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shiiiiiiiiiiiit its my birtdayh

woooo

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Skullbie at 10:14AM, Oct. 8, 2009

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Having to take a shower when the bathroom is cold, then having to do that huddled tip-toe step thing through a freezing cold hallway to your room….unpleasant.

Incidentally i also found this really unpleasant even though i feel not laughing makes me uptight…

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PIT_FACE at 10:29AM, Oct. 8, 2009

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shiiiiiiiiiiiit its my birtdayh

woooo

happy birthday young son! here's a nice big fluffy tit…..

……mouse.

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lefarce at 11:28AM, Oct. 8, 2009

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Putrid you and I need to go drinking until we cant remember our names anymore and die in a gutter due to cirrhosis of the liver.

EDIT: y'know the ending to this is prob NSFW. Although its a rap video so anyone with common sense should have solved that case by now. OH WELL PAUL WALL BITCHEZ TIPPING ON FO'FO's

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PIT_FACE at 11:35AM, Oct. 8, 2009

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Putrid you and I need to go drinking until we cant remember our names anymore and die in a gutter due to cirrhosis of the liver.

EDIT: y'know the ending to this is prob NSFW. Although its a rap video so anyone with common sense should have solved that case by now. OH WELL PAUL WALL BITCHEZ TIPPING ON FO'FO's

well my plans consisted of pretty much that anyways, so hey! the more the marrier!

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lefarce at 11:39AM, Oct. 8, 2009

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Oh youre Pit Face. Christ I get you two mixed up all the time. :\

I think its because both names start with a P and sound disgusting.

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PIT_FACE at 11:52AM, Oct. 8, 2009

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Oh youre Pit Face. Christ I get you two mixed up all the time. :\

I think its because both names start with a P and sound disgusting.

there's someone on here called Putrid?

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lefarce at 11:54AM, Oct. 8, 2009

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Oh youre Pit Face. Christ I get you two mixed up all the time. :\

I think its because both names start with a P and sound disgusting.

there's someone on here called Putrid?

Wait… oh I see what I did now.

For some reason I wrote that as Putrid being a user, meant it as I get your name confused with your comic's name. I'm still in a daze from waking up, my bad.

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PIT_FACE at 12:02PM, Oct. 8, 2009

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Oh youre Pit Face. Christ I get you two mixed up all the time. :\

I think its because both names start with a P and sound disgusting.

there's someone on here called Putrid?

Wait… oh I see what I did now.

For some reason I wrote that as Putrid being a user, meant it as I get your name confused with your comic's name. I'm still in a daze from waking up, my bad.

haha.shit,well i've been called worse,brother. cheers. happy birthday.

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Niccea at 2:03PM, Oct. 8, 2009

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We can't crush our empty soda cans so they can fit in the garbage easier, because last time we did it, our downstairs neighbor came out and yelled at us.

Uh. . . why?

Cause we were being too noisy. And she is a bitch that plays rap in the middle of the night when we are trying to sleep. But if we as much as slam a door during the day, she comes up and yells at us.

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PIT_FACE at 2:13PM, Oct. 8, 2009

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tell her to shut up.

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Lonnehart at 2:22PM, Oct. 8, 2009

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I'm bored, so I'm going to share this little vid with you people… especially with those who love sunshine and flowers.

Mr. Flower

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