I'm hijacking this newspost to make my announcements first! Because I can.

Firstly, we've had a bit more trouble lately filling 3 featured comics spots a week. I'm not saying the good comics aren't there any more, I'm just saying we've been pretty busy ...

Man I need to do these more often. However like other resolutions, it will come to naught!

keithmccleary tells me that Killing Tree Quarterly has wrapped up… but that he does have more comic plans for the near future! Also, I don't think enough people read his interview. Do ...

Two contests, woo woo!

First up we have oachambers with:

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Chaos Punks is offering a sketch of one of the main characters to the person who can guess the reference for the current page. Hint - The characters are posed the same way as a classic rock album cover!

Don't forget about the Fix8 contest!

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Okay everyone, check this out…

We're working with a company called Fix8 to put together a freaking awesome contest… here's how it works:

Fix8 has this software that puts a 3d model in place of you when you're on ...

Wasssup, Duckers! As a reminder, skoolmunkee is off for a few weeks and Black Kitty is a little busy with her moving and school. So, please keep sending your news to ozoneocean and me, SpANG, for now. Thanks!

Here are some milestones and other news in the world of Drunk ...

Hey, fellow Duckers! As a reminder, skoolmunkee is off for a few weeks and Black Kitty is a little busy with her moving and school. So, please keep sending your news to ozoneocean and me, SpANG, for now. Thanks!

And now, some milestones and other news in the world of ...

Some of you probably hate me by now as I've been sitting on your news for quite a while. All I can say is that I'm terribly sorry and that I'm in the process of moving. So please don't send your assassins or your assassin ninjas ...

Hey guys I'm gonna be gone for three weeks so send news items to Black_Kitty or ozoneocean or SpANG, allright?

Man, what I wouldn't give for an automatic sort of submission news thing! Then I could just click and be all, yes, yes, no, yes, HELL no, hmm ...

(YOU BETTER READ ALL OF IT BECAUSE I WORKED HARD!)

Welcome ladies and gentlemen, welcome. If I may have your attention for just a moment or two, just a minute or three of your time today, I promise that I will tell you something and sell you something that will ...

Alright class settle down! It is time to begin today's lesson: DrunkDuck news!

First of all, those of you who were part of the original list of contributors for the third DrunkDuck anthology! Please PQ me as soon as possible. Some of you already did and I should have ...