(YOU BETTER READ ALL OF IT BECAUSE I WORKED HARD!)

Welcome ladies and gentlemen, welcome. If I may have your attention for just a moment or two, just a minute or three of your time today, I promise that I will tell you something and sell you something that will ...

Alright class settle down! It is time to begin today's lesson: DrunkDuck news!

First of all, those of you who were part of the original list of contributors for the third DrunkDuck anthology! Please PQ me as soon as possible. Some of you already did and I should have ...

Don't forget old newsposts (there have been more lately, there was one yesterday even!) can be found eitherin the Newspost forum or on the News page!

Black_Kitty is still running her contests! You can win Comixpedia ad space!

Drunk Duck University could use a few more participants! In ...

Got some delicious news for all you lovely people out there! You may have noticed that there is a new interview up! Check it out! It's of Ronson who does The Gods of ArrKelaan!

Both 2 Bitter 5 Words and Return Zero is reaching their 25th strip! Yay!

Meanwhile ...

Heylo duckies~ How would you like to participate in a “not a contest”? What am I talking about? Why, I'm talking about the first annual
“Not A Contest” Valentine’s Promotion!

For those of you who for whatever reason is adverse to ...

Hey guys,

It's been a little while without a news update, so here's a quicky!

Girl/Robot is giving away buttons to those who want them! Get the details here!

D.J. Coffman has finally started putting up pages of the Hero by Night Diaries! This is sort ...

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misterpopculture's Celebrity Stalker has reached 100 pages! If you would like to know how to ...

nsom at New Secret of Mana has found his life too busy and turbulent at the moment to update his comic as regularly as he wants. Therefore he is (very nicely) requesting guest comics, be they drawn, sprite, etc, so long as they have to do with The Secret of ...

You can now read old newspost! …Well, you always could in the Main Page/Newspost Discussion forum but now it's more convenient! All you have to do is go down to the bottom of this newspost and click on “Read Past News” and you're all set.

I say ...

Time for another fun-filled newspost! Since “guys and guy-ettes” sounded a bit chauvanistic toward women last time, here's something chauvanistic toward men to even things out: Hello goddesses and useless meat-sacks!

Does that make me a modern “woman of today” now that I can freely insult men? I feel ...