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imshard at 3:34PM, Sept. 13, 2007

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She thinks she sees you looking at an attractive couple at the supermarket.
You have no Idea of this as she was watching you from her car without your knowledge. She
becomes uncontrollably Jealous and follows them home and murders them and she frames you.
You get convicted of homicide and put on death row. Years later and many appeals past in a tortuous prison environment you are executed.

fresh pork chops from a healthy pig. (no choking)

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riku valentine at 3:37PM, Sept. 13, 2007

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You eat em raw and die from the Ebola virus >:)

a suicidal ex-girlfriend :cat:

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imshard at 3:41PM, Sept. 13, 2007

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She kills herself in the most bloody gruesome fashion possible.
She frames you for it. You die in a shoot-out with vigilantes.

typical breathable air.

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riku valentine at 3:44PM, Sept. 13, 2007

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you quit breathing it :cat:

Me and Rage >:)

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imshard at 3:48PM, Sept. 13, 2007

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They bore you to death with bland, poorly spelled, unimaginative posts.

Your mama

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riku valentine at 6:48PM, Sept. 13, 2007

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not touchin that one, someone else can have it

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ShinGen at 5:26AM, Sept. 14, 2007

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I'll Take It!

Abortion. Yup I said it.

Three cases of White Out and an E-Z Erase Board.

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imshard at 9:17PM, Sept. 17, 2007

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After getting caught stealing these office supplies, an over-zealous security guard shoots you whilst you try to flee. Which is actually fortunate since it ruined the elaborate rather drawn out and painful revenge plans of a jaded co-worker.

An amish man.

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ShinGen at 11:18PM, Sept. 17, 2007

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He will electrocute you with his mighty lack of electricity.

Two French maids.

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imshard at 6:26AM, Sept. 18, 2007

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They have their way with you until you die of sheer fatigue

The drunk duck

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IndigoButerfly at 10:27AM, Sept. 18, 2007

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you find bunch of cool comics and start to read them. you soon forget about eating drinking or even blinking till your veins pop in your eyes, making you blind and then you groan and yell in sheer pain while you bleed to death.

xD

highschool roleplays

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ShinGen at 10:29AM, Sept. 18, 2007

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RAWR! Indigo got there before me… =(

High school role plays? Umm you're at one and then suddenly something goes terribly wrong and the lights fall on the theater kids. You barely make it out alive but then you realize they're lust for attention mixed with the chemicals they put in the lights have created super theater kid zombies who eat your soul out of your head thus killing you.

Three ants made out of titanium carbon and coated in rubber.

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riku valentine at 12:08PM, Sept. 18, 2007

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You shoot yourself because the bullets ricochet off them. Too bad.

Micheal Jackson fighting against Big Bubba (the prison dude) lol!

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ShinGen at 1:09PM, Sept. 18, 2007

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The two begin to fight. As they do you for some reason try to break it up and get raped to death in the process.

The word: Philosophy.

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imshard at 1:57PM, Sept. 18, 2007

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You fall in to a ponderous state whilst contemplating the wonder.
Suddenly you understand the concept of Philosophy so completely your head explodes.

midiclorians

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riku valentine at 5:45PM, Sept. 18, 2007

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I shoot you in the face a hundred times for using big words noone understands. Miraculously, you end up surviving with only a nosebleed. Several years later, you die from cancer that is completely unrelated.

Weird Al Yankovich

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imshard at 5:48PM, Sept. 18, 2007

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He throttles you for not knowing geeky words that he uses in his songs

Life-worshiping Buddhist monk from Tibet

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riku valentine at 5:52PM, Sept. 18, 2007

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he decides that you deserve nirvana more than him. He makes you sit in a shrine, doesn't give you food or drink, and watches as you slowly die of dehydration. Then watches as you come back to life, and die again of starvation.

Your horoscope (weird al yankovich style)

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imshard at 5:55PM, Sept. 18, 2007

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You perceive the ultimate truth of it and promptly knife you eyes out.
You bleed to death.

sewing thimble ( no choking)

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Gavin at 5:41PM, Sept. 19, 2007

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Wendy gives it to you as a gift.. then her boyfriend, Peter Pan, gets jealous then runs you through with his golden sword.

A slice of cheese.

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Lord Shplane at 5:50PM, Sept. 19, 2007

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The cheese touches a piece of Anti-Cheese, resulting in an explosion several hundred, maybe thousand, possibly million, I can't really remember, times the bombs that were dropped of Japan during WWII.

The Top Drawer.

DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)

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imshard at 6:55PM, Sept. 19, 2007

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You don't have 50 posts yet, and can't use it.
This makes you so depressed you stop eating and drinking.

george bush

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Lord Shplane at 7:04PM, Sept. 19, 2007

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Accidentally pushes the Nuke button when he tries to page his secretary.

lol

DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)

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imshard at 8:47PM, Sept. 19, 2007

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your traditional grandmother sees the lol acronym on your screen and becomes at the wanted destruction of the english language. She goes berserk and spills you blood with her dentures.

a huge empty parking lot in the middle of nowhere

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Rage Nakasa at 9:05PM, Sept. 19, 2007

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A Gient Earthworm bursts out of it and eat's you.

The Phoenix Wright Chronicles

I decree Boot to the head to all.

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Weirdo at 9:51PM, Sept. 19, 2007

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You spend twenty minutes trying to figure out what they are and everything about them. As the miinutes tick by you slowly become more and more infatuated with them. So infactuated that you cover your walls with their desings and then you start bringing them to school. A girl who enjoys them too starts to go out with you. As you fall in love with her, you stop enjoying the cronicles so much. Seicne somewhere in the prosecess you had become the leader of the fan club you were clearly lacking in your duties. The fan club became enraged and started chasing you. as you were running from the fanclub mob you got a beesting in your throught and being deathly allergic to bees you die.

Paper cranes made out of bubble wrap.

Onigiri. I'm a dancing Onigiri.

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imshard at 6:34AM, Sept. 20, 2007

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it flies into your face and gets caught in your mouth.
you suffocate.

the telletubbies

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IndigoButerfly at 8:47AM, Sept. 20, 2007

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they will suck in your soul through their antenas and feed your body to their vacumecleaner.

a bannana.

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Rage Nakasa at 10:05AM, Sept. 20, 2007

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You peel it and eat the banana. Then you walk one step and slip and fall. The fall however did not kill you. The peel flyes up in to the air and ends up in your mouth. Cause you are unconscious you choke to death.

Bill Cosby

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riku valentine at 2:25PM, Sept. 20, 2007

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he makes you laugh yourself to death with his idiotic, but funny brand of comedy.

Blood the Hedgehog

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