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ShinGen at 8:35PM, Sept. 20, 2007

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He'll throw golden rings of evil at you until you die a painful golden death.

Charles Darwin.

Welcome to the academy of the 1337. Try not to get fragged.

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tokyopimp5764 at 6:06AM, Sept. 21, 2007

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*people can kill anyone…*

he Goes crazy after his career plumets because of you and pulls out a gun and shootsa you in ur kneecap, then ur other kneecap/ then well musta i sayit??? you die of humiliation..

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riku valentine at 4:01PM, Sept. 22, 2007

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I kill you for not posting an item or anything. I kill you badly.

Mohammund Ghandi (the peace lover)

Blood, the dark hedgehog with the demon inside him.
Join the resistance.
Join Mephiles.
Join (Roleplay) War of the Future!
http://www.drunkduck.com/the_hedgehogs/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Shadow_and_Blaze/

No suicidal people please, they won't restore your faith in life

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Puff_Of_Smoke at 4:29PM, Sept. 22, 2007

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riku valentine
I kill you for not posting an item or anything. I kill you badly.

Mohammund Ghandi (the peace lover)

killing me because I disturb the peace with an unnending racket.

A happy non-existant giraffe.

I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.

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Rusty Knight at 8:59AM, Sept. 23, 2007

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Puff_Of_Smoke
killing me because I disturb the peace with an unnending racket.

A happy non-existant giraffe.

They pass a law stating that crazy people will no longer be treated for crazyness, but rather beaten to death with ridiculous items. They hire clowns to do this task to make it seem less cruel. When it is discovered that you know the existence of a Happy non-existant giraffe, you are captured and put in a room with clowns. You were beaten to death with the following items

A Pie
A stick of salami
A buckle shoe
A Frank Sinatra Album
A Staple's Easy Button
And finally, Spider-Man issue number #240

The giraffe was captured and studied to find out what makes it so happy.
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A Rift in Time and Space

I'm Jon. You can call me Dr. Jon… but I prefer Jon since I'm not really a Doctor.

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Insanity at 4:14PM, Sept. 23, 2007

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You tried to figure out how to where it as a hat, so you got up close to it and got sucked into a dimension in which flesh is replaced by mystery meat.

An avatar on Drunk duck

AwesomeUnicorn
I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.

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imshard at 5:47PM, Sept. 23, 2007

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You apply the new avatar to your account, but the sheer idiocy of it bounces back and kills you

Taco

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Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!

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Insanity at 6:15PM, Sept. 23, 2007

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You try to eat the taco, then the shard of taco hits your eye, and kills you. Did I mention that when you are eating the taco, you are the pilot of a low-flying aircraft?

wishbone

AwesomeUnicorn
I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.

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imshard at 6:28PM, Sept. 23, 2007

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You and your mamma try to break it after dinner, it shatters and flies into you nose cutting you. ya die of a nosebleed.

camel

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Insanity at 6:35PM, Sept. 23, 2007

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You ride the camel bareback, destroying your groin, and killing you with a most painful death.

'The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants'Book

AwesomeUnicorn
I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.

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Weirdo at 10:02PM, Sept. 23, 2007

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You fall madly in love with eric and commit suicide hoping to be reincarnated as his soul mate.

dancing riceballs.

Onigiri. I'm a dancing Onigiri.

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Rusty Knight at 10:37PM, Sept. 23, 2007

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You notice a group of dancing rice balls, and are drawn to them because they are so cute. But unfortunately they are dancing to summon the Rice Ball God-King. You step into the circle and unknowingly become a sacrifice. The Rice Ball God-King is resurected in you and he 'splodes out of you, leaving you in little rice covered shreds.

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Milk

I'm Jon. You can call me Dr. Jon… but I prefer Jon since I'm not really a Doctor.

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tokyopimp5764 at 5:52AM, Sept. 24, 2007

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you drink it and then you seem all right after walking around drunkduck all day you run into the guy who you took the last milk from and he notices ya and shoots you with colt python20 times as you crawl from the alley which you had been shot in a homeless man notices ya and starts to call the police on a nearby pay phone but stops and relizes that you could have some cash and you was dieng so how would the fuzz evan knew who robbed ya so he takes ur money and kicks you 20 times and walks away with 3k of your hard earned money…. as you crawl to the hospital the final pit every that sees you laughs cold heartedly except for the people in the hospital the would reallly like to help you and take ur money you are very ner th sidewalk and are about to pull urself up when a ambulance runs you over as the vehicle smashes you you notice that they have you in a stretcher then you die… the doctor declares that you died out of poisen milk and a case of extream bad luck… guees ya shouldn't have taken that milk…

me

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ShinGen at 12:52PM, Sept. 25, 2007

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After reading through your last post you realize that giant block of text involving homeless people and milk was one hugenormous run on sentence. That fact alone causes a brain clot and your eyes explode backwards through the back of your head.

Fluff. You heard me. Fluff.

Welcome to the academy of the 1337. Try not to get fragged.

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Rorudomex at 5:22PM, Sept. 25, 2007

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you're strutting in the mirror and you see some linty looking fluff in your belly button so you start diggin your hand in there trying to get it out and you're a little overzealous and you accidentally pull out your intestines you slowly die of bleeding while watching evey horrifying minute of your death in your bloodstained mirror

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ComicMakerEX at 5:45PM, Sept. 25, 2007

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Due to no item to kill you, you spontanesly exploud

My computer

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riku valentine at 6:02PM, Sept. 25, 2007

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It pisses you off so badly you throw it into the air. It comes back down and lands on your back, breaking your back. It paralyzes you from the waist down. When you realize you can';t have sex and feel it anymore, you drive your wheelchair out the top floor of the closest building. Unfortunately, it's a two story, and you survive the fall. Somehow, in falling, you become immortal and can neither die naturally or be killed. Guess you shouldn't have thrown your computer. (paradox, you didn't die)

Immortality.

Blood, the dark hedgehog with the demon inside him.
Join the resistance.
Join Mephiles.
Join (Roleplay) War of the Future!
http://www.drunkduck.com/the_hedgehogs/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Shadow_and_Blaze/

No suicidal people please, they won't restore your faith in life

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Insanity at 6:41PM, Sept. 25, 2007

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The sheer thought of having immortality erodes your brain, causing a bimonthly “cranial quake”, which gives you uncontrollable gas, which destroys your Colon.

Having to pee really bad

AwesomeUnicorn
I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.

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imshard at 6:53PM, Sept. 25, 2007

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You cant find a bathroom and stop at a discreet fencepost. Its powered and you get electrocuted.(Yes it is possible)

Furby

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Rage Nakasa at 6:57PM, Sept. 25, 2007

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You get one that is insane and it kills you.

Being in the Pizza/Taco war.

I decree Boot to the head to all.

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riku valentine at 8:19PM, Sept. 25, 2007

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going against the Sushi empire, at all!

having the ability to access 100% of your brain.

Blood, the dark hedgehog with the demon inside him.
Join the resistance.
Join Mephiles.
Join (Roleplay) War of the Future!
http://www.drunkduck.com/the_hedgehogs/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Shadow_and_Blaze/

No suicidal people please, they won't restore your faith in life

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imshard at 9:14PM, Sept. 25, 2007

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you ascend to a higher plane of existence.

Microsoft notepad

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IndigoButerfly at 2:18AM, Sept. 26, 2007

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you start to write something really long and after a few hours after you done you try to save it, but the microsoft notepad laggs and you go crazy and bash your head in to the screen that short circut's and sends high voltage electricity through your body, frying it…

uhmm…

a small ball of fluff

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Rusty Knight at 8:41AM, Sept. 26, 2007

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The small ball of fluff is acutally TEH 1337 SP4C3 PARASITE OH NOES! It attaches to your noggin and takes over you making spam every forum on the internet until an angry mob of internetters come to your house and pull you into pieces until you die. :)

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Chicken Noodle Soup

I'm Jon. You can call me Dr. Jon… but I prefer Jon since I'm not really a Doctor.

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Rage Nakasa at 9:22AM, Sept. 26, 2007

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You drown in it cause they gave you water wing at the dining place you choosed to go too.

Doctor Who.

I decree Boot to the head to all.

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ShinGen at 11:29AM, Sept. 28, 2007

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Your stupidity gets the best of you and because of that you begin to reenact that old Abbot and Costello skit “Who's On First?” You die soon after from cancer.

Perfect Health.

Welcome to the academy of the 1337. Try not to get fragged.

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ComicMakerEX at 2:19PM, Sept. 28, 2007

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Some random psyco decides to repeatedly stab you

MAH BELLY!!

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BloodTh at 6:24PM, Sept. 28, 2007

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it explodes on you.

The DD vending machine. (I know, rage has done it before, but I wanted to do it too!)

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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tokyopimp5764 at 6:51PM, Sept. 28, 2007

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falls over ontop of you and splatters ur body everywhere. SPLAT!

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BloodTh at 6:55PM, Sept. 28, 2007

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You get shot 200 times. Maybe that'll teach you not to put an item.

A renegade whigger.

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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