How about you just don't have one off inside of a woman? It costs less even if it's not as effective. Or better yet, understand you can't afford the kids, so have it off in some other way.
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Anyway, I can't figure out why the hell the comic I put virtually no effort in is doing better than my Young Studs in visits per day.

Honestly…why is Flirting Challenge, a comic where I simply type in immature answers to questions and then crop the screen shots, attracting more attention in an evening than the one that actually has production value?????

ARG~!!

T~T i wont be able to update my comic today because the last couple week crunch is upon me for college…*shakes fist* damn you and your evil tests~!!

kyupol
ever wonder why rich people (generally speaking. Except maybe for those Saudi princes) dont like to have large families?

While its the poor who keep cranking out children who they cant even afford to feed in certain cases.

The irony of it.

A lot of rich people become rich by spending wisely, that means having less children. There's also the fact that rich children don't understand the real value of money and do not spend wisely because they can't comprehend the idea of it running out.

As for the poor, more kids equals more child benefit. Also they can be sold as slaves or eaten during tougher times. And we have no impotent Hungarian pool boys/young virgin maids to cheat on our husbands/wives with.

USA and Canada are the worst places on earth to start families.

At 20 something its about right for the age to get a wife and start off a family and shit (One of my grandpas got married at 20 and grandma was around 17). But I think with my BRAIN and not with my DICK. My brain tells me that the laws are sexist towards men and I should beware. My dick tells me otherwise.

Hopefully when I get older I'd have the cash enough to migrate back to the Philippines and start a family over there. Ideally I'd be going back and forth. Making money in North America and visiting family in the Philippines.

The Philippines is one of the best places on earth to start families. Thats one of the good things of a democratic-theocracy. On paper it says ‘democratic republic’ but in reality the Catholic Church has a large influence in politics (90% of the country is Christian with at least 80% catholic). Meaning, they are pro-life and pro-family.

But why dont I screw around with escorts or something?

I cant do that because prolonged exposure with a particular woman sets off an automatic trigger to make me so attatched to her and love her with all my heart. I've been seeing this escort and I did her like 3 times and when I felt I was getting to ‘love’ her. As in just when the foundations of ‘love’ were forming I just had to let go because I can go to jail in the long run for ‘stalking’.

Next time it happens I'd be frank with her. I'd be like. You know I cant hang out with you anymore because I'm getting a feeling that I wanna love you and get married and all. If you dont want me stalking you, it is in our best interests to stay away from each other. FOREVER. AS IN DO NOT FUCKING TALK TO ME YOU BITCH!!! And she'd be pissed off and start yelling at me calling me an asshole and such. Which is good because I just started a fight you know. To just break up the relationship (or the foundations of it) which is good in the long run.

As I cannot risk relationships in this sexist continent of the earth.

And I am just not the man who would ‘fuck and chuck’. I don't have the heart to cause pain to a woman. But being like that will only set me up for becoming whipped. lol!


Maybe I should become a Catholic Priest?

why does the carrot dangle so near?

I got a nail in my foot. It hurts.

kyupol
USA and Canada are the worst places on earth to start families.

Actually, I can think of quite a few other places that are worse, such as Darfur, N. Korea, Kosovo…shall I go on?

At 20 something its about right for the age to get a wife and start off a family and shit (One of my grandpas got married at 20 and grandma was around 17).

That is actually only an opinion and not a fact. The general statistics actually show that those who marry later (28 for men, 26 for women) often have marriages that last longer and are better off financially.

Why? Because you have more time under you belt in your career, resulting in making more money, and you're very much more mature and understanding in what you want and what is good for the other person.

But I think with my BRAIN and not with my DICK. My brain tells me that the laws are sexist towards men and I should beware. My dick tells me otherwise.

The only thing that is more sexist towards men in the laws are child custody and child support. Just remember the most important thing before getting married: Prenuptial.

Hopefully when I get older I'd have the cash enough to migrate back to the Philippines and start a family over there. Ideally I'd be going back and forth. Making money in North America and visiting family in the Philippines.

That's because American money will get you further over there, and you can get further with less money than in America.

Why you would want to be going back and forth in order to be with your family is beyond me. Get a good education and then a good job because of the education and staying in America would be much better. You also wouldn't have to worry about the sectarian violence claming your family in America.

The Philippines is one of the best places on earth to start families. Thats one of the good things of a democratic-theocracy. On paper it says ‘democratic republic’ but in reality the Catholic Church has a large influence in politics (90% of the country is Christian with at least 80% catholic). Meaning, they are pro-life and pro-family.

Actually, it's not one of the bests, which is why people migrate from there as soon as they can. Those who can't afford a living or to leave quickly often sell their children into prostitution for money. The laws are also extremely strict in what a person can do even in their own homes.

Just because a religion runs the government and the people doesn't make a place better off. Look at how restricted and violent the Muslim nations are. Yes, I can show where Islam preaches for violence in many places in the Qur'an, so don't get into that with me.

But why dont I screw around with escorts or something?

I cant do that because prolonged exposure with a particular woman sets off an automatic trigger to make me so attatched to her and love her with all my heart. I've been seeing this escort and I did her like 3 times and when I felt I was getting to ‘love’ her. As in just when the foundations of ‘love’ were forming I just had to let go because I can go to jail in the long run for ‘stalking’.

This rings of a highly co-dependent personality and less of a “I love too quickly.” Also sounds a lot like someone who hasn't been out in the world of the opposite sex for very long and possibly feels awkward when attempting to do so.

Next time it happens I'd be frank with her. I'd be like. You know I cant hang out with you anymore because I'm getting a feeling that I wanna love you and get married and all. If you dont want me stalking you, it is in our best interests to stay away from each other. FOREVER. AS IN DO NOT FUCKING TALK TO ME YOU BITCH!!! And she'd be pissed off and start yelling at me calling me an asshole and such. Which is good because I just started a fight you know. To just break up the relationship (or the foundations of it) which is good in the long run.

Are you seeing anyone about this??? Sounds like you have some serious issues…

As I cannot risk relationships in this sexist continent of the earth.

You cannot blame your own personality problems on a continent and call it sexist. Iraq, Iran, Syria and those places are sexist. America does what it can to be equal, even if the women don't mean equality in the traditional sense. The issue is with you and not the place you're living.

And I am just not the man who would ‘fuck and chuck’. I don't have the heart to cause pain to a woman. But being like that will only set me up for becoming whipped. lol!

You're equating sex with love and relationships. This is not the case in the real world. Purposely hurting someone else and finding a friend with benefits or even a one night stand are two totally different things.

Being honest that all you're looking for is sex often grants you that. Lying about it would mean you're running the chance of hurting someone, but being up front is not. If they're not into it, then they'll go away, if they are into it then you got what you want.

However, aren't you the one saying you don't think with your dick? Yet here you are implying that you would want to…

Maybe I should become a Catholic Priest?

Considering that the Bible says that the leaders of the church would benefit from being married, I don't know how that would help. You need to get over your own awkward issues before you make any kind of rash decisions.

Good lord….

kyupol
ever wonder why rich people (generally speaking. Except maybe for those Saudi princes) dont like to have large families?

While its the poor who keep cranking out children who they cant even afford to feed in certain cases.

The irony of it.

Three words: Child welfare check.

Actually, I can think of quite a few other places that are worse, such as Darfur, N. Korea, Kosovo…shall I go on?

oops. typo. I meant to put one of before “worst”. lol

That is actually only an opinion and not a fact. The general statistics actually show that those who marry later (28 for men, 26 for women) often have marriages that last longer and are better off financially.

Generally speaking I agree with you.

But you forgot to factor in the maturity factor. These days, too many people do not mature past the age of 15. Especially those spoiled brats who got everything handed out to them.

Why? Because you have more time under you belt in your career, resulting in making more money

Its stupid to assume. God knows what may happen like outsourcing, restructuring crap. CEOs nowadays are getting fatter and fatter. A bunch of fat cats. While they reek in profits, the workers are getting paid wages enough to barely survive.

Though being ‘successful’ is a technical skill in itself.

the only thing that is more sexist towards men in the laws are child custody and child support. Just remember the most important thing before getting married: Prenuptial.

Prenups can be thrown out by the Nazi. Err… judge. lol

Why you would want to be going back and forth in order to be with your family is beyond me. Get a good education and then a good job because of the education and staying in America would be much better. You also wouldn't have to worry about the sectarian violence claming your family in America.

Back and forth to get the best of both worlds.

And there's no sectarian violence in the Philippines. At least in the north and central region though. The idea you get in mindanao being a warzone is true but the north and central parts is relatively safe.

And about raising families in North America, lol no way. There is a bigger probability that I can successfully teach a dog to fly. lol!

Just because a religion runs the government and the people doesn't make a place better off.

I agree on that. Every place has its pros and cons.

This rings of a highly co-dependent personality and less of a “I love too quickly.” Also sounds a lot like someone who hasn't been out in the world of the opposite sex for very long and possibly feels awkward when attempting to do so.

I've been with a few women in my life. I've fell a few times and got back up again. Only an idiot falls on the same spot alot of times. And no I dont plan on risking on fucking around and getting more risk for STDs and legal bullcrap.

Are you seeing anyone about this??? Sounds like you have some serious issues…

I've seen a psychiatrist about it before. I was depressed and suicidal and self-harming. Anti-depressants are temporary but permanent recovery is the result of PERMANENT THOUGHT MODIFICATION that can be achieved through effort. Which I've succeeded in doing, therefore eliminating the self-destructive thought pattern.

You cannot blame your own personality problems on a continent and call it sexist. Iraq, Iran, Syria and those places are sexist. America does what it can to be equal, even if the women don't mean equality in the traditional sense. The issue is with you and not the place you're living.

Partly agree.

I just also say that adaptation to the environment is necessary. In today's environment I have to be a bit of a cynic and an asshole to get through.

You're equating sex with love and relationships. This is not the case in the real world.

You misread me.

I am the type who would seek LOVE and not LUST which are two different things.

Considering that the Bible says that the leaders of the church would benefit from being married, I don't know how that would help. You need to get over your own awkward issues before you make any kind of rash decisions.

Good lord….

lol that was a joke. Meant to be sarcastic. lol @ you for taking it seriously. lmao!!!

My foot seriously hurts guys.

Read penis already, geewhiz!

Marine no longer talks to me on AIM… Jackass.

/wrists




ALSO: Read PENIS

marine
My foot seriously hurts guys.

Read penis already, geewhiz!

I always read it yo…

marine
My foot seriously hurts guys.

Read penis already, geewhiz!

And? Man up and cut the bastard off.

I just want to say as a child of a parent who did go back and forth between two countries…I wouldn't recommend it. If you ever intend to have children and be a part of their lives, then going back and forth between two countries is not only bad for your children but bad for you as well.

The problem is that while you can go back and forth, your children cannot. They will need stability. You will miss out on moments in their lives and if something happens to your spouse, then what will you do?

I actually think America and Canada are nice places to start and raise a family. But oh well, to each their own.

teacher gives me too much homework. I DON'T WANT TO DOOOO IIIIIIT.

also: i ate too much and now i feel sick to my stomach.

No one wanted to believe me that you need 150 out of 200 points in PT to pass with a 75%. Now they know and looks like close to half the class won't have the necessary points because they were slacking during the tests somewhat. 120 out of 200 is NOT a 75%!!!

Hey, at least I'm going to pass, right?

Yeah, so uhhh, i had a fun and adventurous day today =D
i went through school, got to granny's house, started working on scraping paint off one of her old chairs, tried brushing it down with a wire brush and BAM…cut open my pinky finger with the wire brush~ D'=

i called my mom and i hadn't had a tetnis shot in uhhh, too long of a time, i FREAKED out, went to the hospital, had to wait for four hours, meanwhile i'm like shaking and parts of me are going numb, i get in there, it takes ANOTHER hour just to get the damn shot…which hurt by the way, damn needle is HUGE…and well, now my left arm is out of commission, as in i wrote this ^ with just my right hand…(frikkin annoying)
they said i'm gonna be fine and i wont get lockjaw, but uhh, my poor left arm is gonna be dead for like three days DX

BAH

adventurous for SURE~

holy crap, katch that sucks! in a while i have to get vaccinated for hpv and meningitis. luckily i've recently had my tetanus booster. i hope you get better quick D:

Well as you know I stepped on that nail a couple days ago. I woke up yesterday with my foot swelled, so I had to go get a tetanus shot myself. It hurts.

For petes sake, read penis and werewolf and leave comments already.

WHY MUST IT BE SO COLD???

no,canada can't have normal weather,we have to bounce between freezing our asses off and
dying of heatstroke.

and for some reason the more crazy fishermen you have in an area(st.johns,halifaxk,char'town)
the more warm weather you get.(+7,+10,+5)

but why bother posting it here WHEN ALOT OF YOU GUYS DON'T USE THE METRIC SYSTEM!!

T_T

I just got a big stack of paper and was carrying it back to my room, when it started raining. So to protect my precious slices of dead tree I pulled of my coat and wrapped it around them. I didn't account for the fact that for a coat, mine is quite heavy. It's also primarily made of wool so the rain made it even heavier and now the paper has a lovely crease down the middle. So fuck my original idea, I'm going to have to finish my assignment digitally.

Also I got a paper cut.

I got yield at today for giving the comic Human City a two.
All I said upon giving it was “bleh” I was feeling really bad that day and didn't wanna type out a long reason why.

Here is what I said in return to being yield at.

I said bleh in the first place because the comic just does not go with my style liking nor do I find it to be as good as it can be, I feel the artist could have done more with this page. And for your info I do, I don't host it on here because the possibility of people reading it are slim, unless I randomly get front page that is. So don't go randomly bashing me or anyone else for not liking something. I have the full right not to like something, just because I'm not a clone and vote five on every frigging comic, I vote five if something is really, really good. But I am also sorry for not going deeper into this and for only saying bleh. Heres your five haters.

Then I gave it a five. Do we all REALLY have to sit there and vote five like little comic loving drones? Whatever happened to earning fives?

Bleh but then I realized with a help of a certain mod who shall go unnamed, that ratings really mean nothing… Yet people still get all worked up about them, its kind of like people going crazy over video games when really it's just a game. Unless its WoW in which case their blood shall pay for their sins!

((Just kidding,about the blood thing… Maybe. I see people get REALLY worked up over that game all the time.))

I, too, hate the “Well, you don't have XXX, so you shouldn't say you don't like my XXX!”

Look, just because someone doesn't have a comic doesn't mean they can't not like yours! I'm not an engineer, and I still know when something is a residential house and a business sky scraper!

Croi Dhubh
I, too, hate the “Well, you don't have XXX, so you shouldn't say you don't like my XXX!”

Look, just because someone doesn't have a comic doesn't mean they can't not like yours! I'm not an engineer, and I still know when something is a residential house and a business sky scraper!

Right. Frickin'. On.

You sir, get a gold star.

It's spelled ‘certain’.

Other than that, I completely agree. I often get it myself when criticising comics or films or one occasion, food. Even if I just say it's well made but not my thing, I get a horde of screaming morons telling me I can't taste or smell or think for myself because I'm not an artist/film maker/chef.

Thin skinned recipients piss me off immensely as well. So I swore a few times or I was a bit nasty. Grow up and take my advice and ignore the fucking delivery. So many people who disregard me just because they don't like my attitude. Well I don't like yours either Mr. Bigshot Artist Face, so suck my dick or drop dead.

Winter Storm Warning
URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE MILWAUKEE/SULLIVAN WI
253 PM CST FRI NOV 30 2007

A WINTER STORM WARNING MEANS SIGNIFICANT AMOUNTS OF SNOW…
SLEET…AND ICE ARE EXPECTED. STRONG WINDS WITH GUSTS TO 30 MPH
ARE ALSO EXPECTED…WHICH WILL FURTHER REDUCE VISIBILITIES. THIS
WILL MAKE TRAVEL VERY HAZARDOUS OR IMPOSSIBLE…ESPECIALLY
SATURDAY EVENING.

e~e# I have to drive to work Saturday evening. Look, winter, let's not pull a last year. If you're going to have storms, quit making them when I have to be somewhere. I swear, every single time -

There is a cheap mechanic shop near my place.

The problem though is TOO MANY FRIGGIN PEOPLE lining up there. I'da gotten an oil change for $15-$20 but theres too many cars getting their brakes and mufflers fixed. One dude was even talking about replacing multiple belts in his SUV. :(

I waited for 2 fucking hours and they cant do it. So I left and went to this more expensive oil change in 10 minutes shop. It wasnt even 10 minutes. The oil was changed pretty fast as 3 dudes worked on my car.

coulda done it myself. just felt lazy. lol

Supposedly if you have children and you receive welfare checks, your child must attend school at least every 15 days.

Sometimes I only see my students every two weeks with absolutely no explanation why.

Feel free to connect the dots.

For the record, this is only suspicion.

Custard Trout
It's spelled ‘certain’.

Other than that, I completely agree. I often get it myself when criticising comics or films or one occasion, food. Even if I just say it's well made but not my thing, I get a horde of screaming morons telling me I can't taste or smell or think for myself because I'm not an artist/film maker/chef.

Thin skinned recipients piss me off immensely as well. So I swore a few times or I was a bit nasty. Grow up and take my advice and ignore the fucking delivery. So many people who disregard me just because they don't like my attitude. Well I don't like yours either Mr. Bigshot Artist Face, so suck my dick or drop dead.

Sorry for the lovely typos there, I typed it up really fast so there was lots of errors.

Also wonderful comments too, I'm glad I'm not alone. Besides I draw art, and once in a while a comic but its nothing to really speak of, so I don't post it on here.

Yeah, I have things that aren't hosted here and have had or do have in other areas as well