TFGM okay, after a hard battle, the east is willing to surrender under the following terms…
1) Lots of meth
2) Washed up hollywood starlets (diseases optional)
3) Getting to wear bandanas and pretend we are in gangs
4) reading our script for a new movie about how the east wins a war against the west called “East Side: Freedom explosion: The Revenge: PART 4: The next chapter: Return of Freedom Explosion”
As you can tell, I am holding out for some serious concessions before laying down arms!

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harkovast
at 5:20PM, June 30, 2009

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last edited on July 14, 2011 12:43PM
Niccea
at 5:26PM, June 30, 2009
ParkerFarkerGetting a quick clue check.
So, anyone have clues about Salsa's murder? Or is this new american civil war more important? I personally do not have any clues.
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:13PM
Niccea
at 5:53PM, June 30, 2009
Ok. The clue check came back as I suspected. It also gives no clue to who the mafia is.
I now have a list of four in which two are mafia. None of them are more suspicious than the other.
Because of that, I'm just going to pick to lynch one of the four. If he is innocent, I apologize, but I know who is guilty if he is. My serial killer can then take care of the rest.
Goodbye, Killerbob.
I now have a list of four in which two are mafia. None of them are more suspicious than the other.
Because of that, I'm just going to pick to lynch one of the four. If he is innocent, I apologize, but I know who is guilty if he is. My serial killer can then take care of the rest.
Goodbye, Killerbob.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 5:53PM, June 30, 2009
Hark
TFGM okay, after a hard battle, the east is willing to surrender under the following terms…
1) Lots of meth
2) Was up hollywood starlets (diseases optional)
3) Getting to wear bandanas and pretend we are in gangs
4) reading our script for a new movie about how the east wins a war against the west called “East Side: Freedom explosion: The Revenge: PART 4: The next chapter: Return of Freedom Explosion”
As you can tell, I am holding out for some serious concessions before laying down arms!
Hhm I'll have to talk it over with my fellow Westians. Niccea, Ochi what do you think.
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Niccea
at 5:59PM, June 30, 2009
Harkovast
DEMANDS!
1) Sure. Take it.
2) Why not. I'm not from Hollywood. I'll even throw in some American Idol winners.
3) Just don't get shot by the police
4) I read the script already and it is a bunch of tripe. But I'm sure I can find a director to do it for you. Maybe Micheal Bay.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 6:07PM, June 30, 2009
ParkerFarker
So, anyone have clues about Salsa's murder? Or is this new american civil war more important? I personally do not have any clues.
My new title of my new comic thank you ;D
Hark I have some counter demands!
1.) Seafood! You have it we want it.
2.) You must rename Florida, “Old Person Dump”
3.) Every first weds of the month will me West day!
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harkovast
at 6:17PM, June 30, 2009
Michael Bay directing our movie? KICK ASS!
It will have explosions, puns and patriotism topped off with heaps of CGI!
Another director might make it into a trite and pointless film with nothing to offer but special effects and loud noises, but Michael Bay would make it a classic!
TFGM, your demands-
1) Sure thing, we can use the left over nukes from the war to kill all the fish in the oceans, thus making them easy to catch and transport.
2)We already all it that.
3)As long as West day is celebrated by getting drunk, then I am all for it!
Hoooray!
Peace in our time!
If only mafia games could be worked out this easily!
It will have explosions, puns and patriotism topped off with heaps of CGI!
Another director might make it into a trite and pointless film with nothing to offer but special effects and loud noises, but Michael Bay would make it a classic!
TFGM, your demands-
1) Sure thing, we can use the left over nukes from the war to kill all the fish in the oceans, thus making them easy to catch and transport.
2)We already all it that.
3)As long as West day is celebrated by getting drunk, then I am all for it!
Hoooray!
Peace in our time!
If only mafia games could be worked out this easily!

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Niccea
at 6:24PM, June 30, 2009
And only in the Mafia game can someone from England speak for the East. -.-
But just your wait. Texas is south and center. We will have our day soon.
But just your wait. Texas is south and center. We will have our day soon.
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ParkerFarker
at 6:47PM, June 30, 2009
TheFlyingGreenMonkeyParkerFarker
So, anyone have clues about Salsa's murder? Or is this new american civil war more important? I personally do not have any clues.
My new title of my new comic thank you ;D
Hark I have some counter demands!
1.) Seafood! You have it we want it.
2.) You must rename Florida, “Old Person Dump”
3.) Every first weds of the month will me West day!
SICK! I feel so proud right now. You gotta give me some credzz for that though. Maybe call it ParkerFarker's New Civil War? I think that sounds good. jokes, jokes.
but fo serious now, could I die in some explosion at some point in this comic?

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InuYasha_Rules
at 9:28PM, June 30, 2009
Salsa
for those of you who care.
and after I died.
YOU FORGOT TO ADD SOME CHIPS!!! My rating is…4 stars.
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InuYasha_Rules
at 9:29PM, June 30, 2009
My new title of my new comic thank you ;D
I know you're busy and all, but while I've been dead this entire time, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO FREAKING UPDATE YOUR COMIC!!!
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KillerBob
at 1:53AM, July 1, 2009
What? Kill me?! Okay thats it! Everyone we have voted to lynch how many townies now? All on Niccea's orders. I don't care if she and people say she dosn't lie. It is suspicous! Who did we send our roles? Niccea! Who knows who the townies are Niccea! The mafia had some lucky kills in the begining? More like Niccea knew the roles. I say she is secretly mafia! I vote to lynch Niccea, I hope a few of you follow me in this.
Also this was the first nar to mentioned the Rival member. I think this means it was the Rival.
I'm not good with clues but to me, the light up face clue with explosions reminds me of Pastel's avi.
Niccea you said you control the Rival. If the rival DID do this kill on Salsa, who you said was innocent. Then either you wanted a townie to die or you don't control the rival!
Also this was the first nar to mentioned the Rival member. I think this means it was the Rival.
I'm not good with clues but to me, the light up face clue with explosions reminds me of Pastel's avi.
Niccea you said you control the Rival. If the rival DID do this kill on Salsa, who you said was innocent. Then either you wanted a townie to die or you don't control the rival!
My name is Bob and I kill things. Things like: moments, moods, norms, rules, and people.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 3:00AM, July 1, 2009
InuYasha_Rules
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
My new title of my new comic thank you ;D
I know you're busy and all, but while I've been dead this entire time, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO FREAKING UPDATE YOUR COMIC!!!
I'm sorry Inu but I'm putting “No Talent” on hold. Its starting to feel like a job. Its not making me money((It might if I ever figured out how to get ads to work)). I'm not enjoying it as much as I used to either. I'm also competitive and I know I will not be able to get this comic to the top ten nor featured.
I'm also busy with community projects and I volinteered to help with the Mafia comic. Hark's nars are so long((and awesome)) that I've had to break up some into more than one page :/.
That reminds me Niccea do you want me to finish all of them and send them all to you at once or one page at a time? :3
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Product Placement
at 4:24AM, July 1, 2009
Am I still a suspect or was the detective successful enough in clearing my name?
Also where do we stand now? Is the serial killer on our side or something? Has he taken the role of the vigilante? Even so, we still have to deal with one more mafia member, a mad hatter and the godfather.
Also where do we stand now? Is the serial killer on our side or something? Has he taken the role of the vigilante? Even so, we still have to deal with one more mafia member, a mad hatter and the godfather.
Those were my two cents.
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harkovast
at 5:08AM, July 1, 2009
Niccea yeah, I was wondering how long it would be till someone pointed that out.

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Aghammer
at 5:59AM, July 1, 2009
Niccea is NOT mafia and I know she is fighting to figure out who is and deal with them. In fact, I would say my short list right now includes killerbob, Kitty and, I hate to say it, Waff.
harkovast
Niccea yeah, I was wondering how long it would be till someone pointed that out.
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Product Placement
at 6:32AM, July 1, 2009
Nobody was making the claim that Niccea was mafia. At least no one has made that claim for a while now.
I'm merely curious about that serial killer. We're only getting one kill per night it seems and I remember something about Niccea talking about sending a kill request to the serial killer. So that sounds to me that the serial killer is co-operating with the town (which kinda violates his role).
I believe that some of the mafia members are inactive players. People like DarthVaderS1999 (who can't receive PQ's because he's a minor).
I'm merely curious about that serial killer. We're only getting one kill per night it seems and I remember something about Niccea talking about sending a kill request to the serial killer. So that sounds to me that the serial killer is co-operating with the town (which kinda violates his role).
I believe that some of the mafia members are inactive players. People like DarthVaderS1999 (who can't receive PQ's because he's a minor).
Those were my two cents.
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Aghammer
at 6:49AM, July 1, 2009
I have to think you are correct giving the lack of killings. But I'm okay with that :)
EDIT: and I was responding to this:
What? Kill me?! Okay thats it! Everyone we have voted to lynch how many townies now? All on Niccea's orders. I don't care if she and people say she dosn't lie. It is suspicous! Who did we send our roles? Niccea! Who knows who the townies are Niccea! The mafia had some lucky kills in the begining? More like Niccea knew the roles. I say she is secretly mafia! I vote to lynch Niccea, I hope a few of you follow me in this.
From Killerbob
EDIT: and I was responding to this:
What? Kill me?! Okay thats it! Everyone we have voted to lynch how many townies now? All on Niccea's orders. I don't care if she and people say she dosn't lie. It is suspicous! Who did we send our roles? Niccea! Who knows who the townies are Niccea! The mafia had some lucky kills in the begining? More like Niccea knew the roles. I say she is secretly mafia! I vote to lynch Niccea, I hope a few of you follow me in this.
From Killerbob
Product Placement
Nobody was making the claim that Niccea was mafia. At least no one has made that claim for a while now.
I'm merely curious about that serial killer. We're only getting one kill per night it seems and I remember something about Niccea talking about sending a kill request to the serial killer. So that sounds to me that the serial killer is co-operating with the town (which kinda violates his role).
I believe that some of the mafia members are inactive players. People like DarthVaderS1999 (who can't receive PQ's because he's a minor).
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harkovast
at 7:28AM, July 1, 2009
Perhaps, and this is a bit harsh…but perhaps we should not let minors play thsi game fi they cant recieve pq's?
Playing this game without pqs is like driving a car without wheels!
Does this mean Humourman is a minor? As that would explain a lot!
Playing this game without pqs is like driving a car without wheels!
Does this mean Humourman is a minor? As that would explain a lot!

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D_Dude
at 8:14AM, July 1, 2009
I was almost completely sure that the heavy artillery bit was a clue. But then I went back and realized that it was Salsa himself who said that. So unless he somehow murdered himself (unlikely) then I have to say that I am lost again.
FEAR THE BADGER!
It's not overkill if you don't hit him.
Sir! We are surrounded! … Good. Then we can charge in EVERY direction.

It's not overkill if you don't hit him.
Sir! We are surrounded! … Good. Then we can charge in EVERY direction.


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Aghammer
at 8:15AM, July 1, 2009
It seems like when I first played this game there was a rule that you couldn't play if you couldn't get PQs?
harkovast
Perhaps, and this is a bit harsh…but perhaps we should not let minors play thsi game fi they cant recieve pq's?
Playing this game without pqs is like driving a car without wheels!
Does this mean Humourman is a minor? As that would explain a lot!
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Salsa
at 8:17AM, July 1, 2009
I'll have to agree with hark. This game runs on PQ's, if you can't get them then it makes it really hard on the GM.
RAGE!
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pastel
at 8:18AM, July 1, 2009
harkovast
Perhaps, and this is a bit harsh…but perhaps we should not let minors play thsi game fi they cant recieve pq's?
What you're saying makes sense.
But like somebody said, can't that be worked around by commenting on people profiles? Or is it too much of a bother? >_>
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Salsa
at 8:19AM, July 1, 2009
D_DudeI can neither confirm or deny that.
I was almost completely sure that the heavy artillery bit was a clue. But then I went back and realized that it was Salsa himself who said that. So unless he somehow murdered himself (unlikely) then I have to say that I am lost again.
RAGE!
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ParkerFarker
at 8:57AM, July 1, 2009
pastel
words
hmm, Pastel I agree with Killerbob in one part, your avatar looks like the “killer's face lit up by the explosion” or whatever. I'm still gonna vote to lynch him, sorry Bob.

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last edited on July 14, 2011 2:38PM
harkovast
at 9:24AM, July 1, 2009
People agreeing with me? That sets a dangerous precedent if you ask me!

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Niccea
at 10:59AM, July 1, 2009
As it turns out, Salsa was on the suspect list I gave the serial killer. I didn't find out until after they sent in the hit that Salsa was 100% innocent. I PQed them at 3 CDT to cancel the hit and told them to hit killerbob. Unfortunately they did not get on until 10 til 6 CDT. Which means that they missed FGMs time window.
Number two: If I were mafia I would do a lot more role killings. I would selfishly use and then kill the serial killer.
I would also not be content to just set around and allow my powers to do nothing. I would be active.
There is also the point that the detective checked me out.
I also doubt you would do much better with no clues what-so-ever.
It is not like I'm lynching the townies on purpose.
Number two: If I were mafia I would do a lot more role killings. I would selfishly use and then kill the serial killer.
I would also not be content to just set around and allow my powers to do nothing. I would be active.
There is also the point that the detective checked me out.
I also doubt you would do much better with no clues what-so-ever.
It is not like I'm lynching the townies on purpose.
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Ochitsukanai
at 11:21AM, July 1, 2009
Niccea isn't guilty, we're just in a stupid situation. It's not easy to make a clean distinction between those in the suspect pool when there are no clues available, and in the meantime there was the danger of more bombs being set.
This night cycle, we may actually get a new clue, since the bomber has set both bombs. At this point it makes sense to detonate one, since the bomber's victim quota thereafter can only be equivalent or greater than the two initial bombs - seems a waste not to detonate one.
Of course, the alternative is to hope for us to simply implode from people distrusting each other. Since our narrowed suspect pool affords us pretty reasonable odds, I think that strategy surely becomes riskier over time…
This night cycle, we may actually get a new clue, since the bomber has set both bombs. At this point it makes sense to detonate one, since the bomber's victim quota thereafter can only be equivalent or greater than the two initial bombs - seems a waste not to detonate one.
Of course, the alternative is to hope for us to simply implode from people distrusting each other. Since our narrowed suspect pool affords us pretty reasonable odds, I think that strategy surely becomes riskier over time…

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harkovast
at 11:31AM, July 1, 2009
I hope a lot of people die tonight.
Does that make me a bad person?
Does that make me a bad person?

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