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Mafia X - Returning to the Classics
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 3:07PM, June 30, 2009
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Screw the South! Its all about the West vs the East! Or even better California or Texas agianst the rest of America. Or North Cali vs. South Cali!
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:17PM
kitty17
at 3:09PM, June 30, 2009
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I can't get a monocle cuz my avi's back is turned D:
K.A.L.A.-dan! Moe Maid ;3
Pastel and Kitty :3
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:19PM
harkovast
at 3:10PM, June 30, 2009
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Hmm TFGM you make a valid argument!
I am joining up with the East side posse!
I'm in England, so that's pretty far east for an American civil war!
I am joining up with the East side posse!
I'm in England, so that's pretty far east for an American civil war!
For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:43PM
Ochitsukanai
at 3:10PM, June 30, 2009
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InuYasha_RulesSince we wrongfully lynched you, Niccea and I will make you something special. ^^;
I want a monocle please!!! 8D
Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
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waff
at 3:17PM, June 30, 2009
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Nicceathat is fancy.
Kids these days. Lining up to beg for monocles. Back in my day, we made our own monocles. Look at this fancy number I made when I was a youngin'.
'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 3:22PM, June 30, 2009
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harkovast
Hmm TFGM you make a valid argument!
I am joining up with the East side posse!
I'm in England, so that's pretty far east for an American civil war!
Phaw! The West will rise for the first time!
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:17PM
Niccea
at 3:23PM, June 30, 2009
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Texas, the one state that can divide into 5 at any given time will squash them all!
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Ochitsukanai
at 3:29PM, June 30, 2009
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NicceaHoly crap that makes us sound like Voltron. We separate into five lion-states, but when we come together we make TEXAS, DEFENDER OF THE ARCHAIC IDEALS NO ONE SHOULD ESPOUSE ANY LONGER.
Texas, the one state that can divide into 5 at any given time will squash them all!
kitty17…I do the best I can. Which in this case isn't much. TT_TT
I can't get a monocle cuz my avi's back is turned D:
EDIT: Now with moustaches!
Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:20PM
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 3:32PM, June 30, 2009
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Niccea
Texas, the one state that can divide into 5 at any given time will squash them all!
Phaw! Cali could take anyone one state. Any two or all for that matter.
Also I've stop accepting actions.
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:17PM
Salsa
at 3:32PM, June 30, 2009
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Wow. Never thought I'd unleash two monsters at once.
RAGE!
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kitty17
at 3:39PM, June 30, 2009
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Ochitsukanai
…I do the best I can. Which in this case isn't much. TT_TT
Oh gosh, lol. That made my day.
K.A.L.A.-dan! Moe Maid ;3
Pastel and Kitty :3
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harkovast
at 3:57PM, June 30, 2009
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TFGM your bullet proof android governor appears fearsome, but I heard in the news that California is on the brink of completely running out of money, so you wont be able to afford ammunition to fight my east side hordes!
Also the east side has the most experience of fighting civil wars! (two if you count the American revolution!)
Prepare to be destroyed!
And as for Texas, if nuclear weapons could kill your most powerful warrior (John Wayne) then they should make short work of the rest of you!
Also the east side has the most experience of fighting civil wars! (two if you count the American revolution!)
Prepare to be destroyed!
And as for Texas, if nuclear weapons could kill your most powerful warrior (John Wayne) then they should make short work of the rest of you!
For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:43PM
Niccea
at 3:58PM, June 30, 2009
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You forgot! I'm the Energizer Bunny! I'm nuclear powered!
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Salsa
at 4:02PM, June 30, 2009
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I think we're forgetting one important aspect. How are we determining the East west boundary? The Mississippi or the geographical east-west center of the US?
RAGE!
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:17PM
ParkerFarker
at 4:03PM, June 30, 2009
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Niccea
Kids these days. Lining up to beg for monocles. Back in my day, we made our own monocles. Look at this fancy number I made when I was a youngin'.
heh, kids these days, don't know how to properly spell “young un' ”. Back in my day, we was whipped for spelling that wrong.
Also thanks Ochi, but I wanted the sprinkles over all of it, not just on top ):<
“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:38PM
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 4:06PM, June 30, 2009
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Night 4 is OVER!
Salsa was just minding his business, fishing at his favorite spot. It didn’t matter if it was night or not. He wasn’t afraid of mafia or a rival family member. The only thing he was afraid of was that he would run out of bait.
A rustle in the bushes next to him attracted his attention. Standing up he drew a knife in each hand and slowly made his way towards the bush. When he got there he lunged into it knifes ready. He passed through the bush only to see heavy artillery pointing at him and a figure in the shadows.
“Please! Knifes are the past! Enjoy the current weapons,†the figure said as it fired. The blast instantly killed Salsa as it flung his lifeless corpse into the water to become fish food. The blast let up the figures face as a sense of awe could be seen on it.
Salsa the Townie is dead.
The Paramedic made sure to watch his target and else where the Mad Hatter planted his secound bomb.
Day 5 has Begun!
I will accept lynch votes now.
Salsa was just minding his business, fishing at his favorite spot. It didn’t matter if it was night or not. He wasn’t afraid of mafia or a rival family member. The only thing he was afraid of was that he would run out of bait.
A rustle in the bushes next to him attracted his attention. Standing up he drew a knife in each hand and slowly made his way towards the bush. When he got there he lunged into it knifes ready. He passed through the bush only to see heavy artillery pointing at him and a figure in the shadows.
“Please! Knifes are the past! Enjoy the current weapons,†the figure said as it fired. The blast instantly killed Salsa as it flung his lifeless corpse into the water to become fish food. The blast let up the figures face as a sense of awe could be seen on it.
Salsa the Townie is dead.
The Paramedic made sure to watch his target and else where the Mad Hatter planted his secound bomb.
Day 5 has Begun!
I will accept lynch votes now.
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:17PM
Salsa
at 4:07PM, June 30, 2009
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ParkerFarkerYou'll take the monocle she made you and you'll like you little whippersnapper!Niccea
Kids these days. Lining up to beg for monocles. Back in my day, we made our own monocles. Look at this fancy number I made when I was a youngin'.
heh, kids these days, don't know how to properly spell “young un' ”. Back in my day, we was whipped for spelling that wrong.
Also thanks Ochi, but I wanted the sprinkles over all of it, not just on top ):<
Edit: NOOOOOOOOOOO! I almost caught that big one that has been mocking me for MONTHS!!!!
RAGE!
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:17PM
Product Placement
at 4:08PM, June 30, 2009
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Those are some slow ass nights.
Only one dead (plus a planted bomb).
Are some of the mafia members even playing?
Only one dead (plus a planted bomb).
Are some of the mafia members even playing?
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:51PM
ParkerFarker
at 4:10PM, June 30, 2009
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Oh my salsa, it appears you have been killed.
“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:38PM
Hakoshen
at 4:10PM, June 30, 2009
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OchitsukanaiNicceaHoly crap that makes us sound like Voltron. We separate into five lion-states, but when we come together we make TEXAS, DEFENDER OF THE ARCHAIC IDEALS NO ONE SHOULD ESPOUSE ANY LONGER.
Texas, the one state that can divide into 5 at any given time will squash them all!
You two are Texan?! That explains EVERYTHING.
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Night 4 is OVER!
Salsa was just minding his business, fishing at his favorite spot. It didn’t matter if it was night or not. He wasn’t afraid of mafia or a rival family member. The only thing he was afraid of was that he would run out of bait.
A rustle in the bushes next to him attracted his attention. Standing up he drew a knife in each hand and slowly made his way towards the bush. When he got there he lunged into it knifes ready. He passed through the bush only to see heavy artillery pointing at him and a figure in the shadows.
“Please! Knifes are the past! Enjoy the current weapons,†the figure said as it fired. The blast instantly killed Salsa as it flung his lifeless corpse into the water to become fish food. The blast let up the figures face as a sense of awe could be seen on it.
Salsa the Townie is dead.
The Paramedic made sure to watch his target and else where the Mad Hatter planted his secound bomb.
Day 5 has Begun!
I will accept lynch votes now.
Also, again with this “flashing the killer's face” business.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:41PM
Salsa
at 4:14PM, June 30, 2009
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Shouldn't you guys be trying to figure out who KILLED ME!!!!
@ the mafia:You guys owe me two knives and a fishing pole!!!
@ the mafia:You guys owe me two knives and a fishing pole!!!
RAGE!
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:17PM
Niccea
at 4:14PM, June 30, 2009
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HakoshenOchitsukanaiNicceaHoly crap that makes us sound like Voltron. We separate into five lion-states, but when we come together we make TEXAS, DEFENDER OF THE ARCHAIC IDEALS NO ONE SHOULD ESPOUSE ANY LONGER.
Texas, the one state that can divide into 5 at any given time will squash them all!
You two are Texan?! That explains EVERYTHING.
Pardon?
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:13PM
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 4:15PM, June 30, 2009
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harkovastPhaw! You forget the north Cali and Organ good sir! Or should I say Rednecks and Oakies! The ones who keep the guns & ammunition stock up, from fear of a libral Prez! In my hometown alone every house has atleast one rifle, one in three have ten times that!
TFGM your bullet proof android governor appears fearsome, but I heard in the news that California is on the brink of completely running out of money, so you wont be able to afford ammunition to fight my east side hordes!
Also the east side has the most experience of fighting civil wars! (two if you count the American revolution!)
Prepare to be destroyed!
And as for Texas, if nuclear weapons could kill your most powerful warrior (John Wayne) then they should make short work of the rest of you!
Also the gangs! They have guns too!
Also we have the meth capital of the world! We will get you hooked then you will be are drug slaves…or we could just poision your water by mixxing it with Mexico's. Or we could simply starve you by withholding food :D
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:17PM
Salsa
at 4:17PM, June 30, 2009
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Is the GM forgetting that the South East also produces a good portion of the produce in the US
RAGE!
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:17PM
Ochitsukanai
at 4:19PM, June 30, 2009
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HakoshenUgh, it's true! The ten-gallon hat, these ridiculously large boots, the tumbleweeds that dog my every step, the fact that whenever I need to talk to a guy I lasso him and pull him across the room to me on a rope instead of walking over*…
You two are Texan?! That explains EVERYTHING.
Am I truly that transparent!? -sniffle-
*I wouldn't lasso a woman, of course. It would be very rude.
Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:20PM
Hakoshen
at 4:25PM, June 30, 2009
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NicceaHakoshenOchitsukanaiNicceaHoly crap that makes us sound like Voltron. We separate into five lion-states, but when we come together we make TEXAS, DEFENDER OF THE ARCHAIC IDEALS NO ONE SHOULD ESPOUSE ANY LONGER.
Texas, the one state that can divide into 5 at any given time will squash them all!
You two are Texan?! That explains EVERYTHING.
Pardon?
Everything = all things.
Or in this case, nothing.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:41PM
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 4:28PM, June 30, 2009
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Salsa
Is the GM forgetting that the South East also produces a good portion of the produce in the US
Plz we'll just send Pamala Anderson to give all the male population there STDS. We have the former Vice President and all his evil powers. He shot a guy in the face and the guy apoligized! Him alone should be able to take atleast one state lol.
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:17PM
Aghammer
at 4:58PM, June 30, 2009
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Noooooo.. not Salsa!! Sniff, he was the best of us…
Edit: I TOLD you he was innocent! Okay, I never said it, per se, but I thought it hard!
Edit: I TOLD you he was innocent! Okay, I never said it, per se, but I thought it hard!
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Night 4 is OVER!
Salsa was just minding his business, fishing at his favorite spot. It didn’t matter if it was night or not. He wasn’t afraid of mafia or a rival family member. The only thing he was afraid of was that he would run out of bait.
A rustle in the bushes next to him attracted his attention. Standing up he drew a knife in each hand and slowly made his way towards the bush. When he got there he lunged into it knifes ready. He passed through the bush only to see heavy artillery pointing at him and a figure in the shadows.
“Please! Knifes are the past! Enjoy the current weapons,†the figure said as it fired. The blast instantly killed Salsa as it flung his lifeless corpse into the water to become fish food. The blast let up the figures face as a sense of awe could be seen on it.
Salsa the Townie is dead.
The Paramedic made sure to watch his target and else where the Mad Hatter planted his secound bomb.
Day 5 has Begun!
I will accept lynch votes now.
last edited on July 14, 2011 10:47AM
ParkerFarker
at 5:04PM, June 30, 2009
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So, anyone have clues about Salsa's murder? Or is this new american civil war more important? I personally do not have any clues.
“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:38PM
Aghammer
at 5:06PM, June 30, 2009
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That is nauseating man…. she is one scary looking chic (er, I mean “woman”…sorry).
Shotgun!!
Shotgun!!
TheFlyingGreenMonkeySalsa
Is the GM forgetting that the South East also produces a good portion of the produce in the US
Plz we'll just send Pamala Anderson to give all the male population there STDS. We have the former Vice President and all his evil powers. He shot a guy in the face and the guy apoligized! Him alone should be able to take atleast one state lol.
last edited on July 14, 2011 10:47AM
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