harkovast
I hope a lot of people die tonight.
Does that make me a bad person?

yes.
then again I hope that if I get GM that everything goes to heck for all involved.

Wait, wait, wait. Salsa was killed by the serial killer? And he's working for us as the new vigilante?

What the hell is the mafia doing? It looks to me now that the mad hatter is the only one left who's active.

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Wait, wait, wait. Salsa was killed by the serial killer? And he's working for us as the new vigilante?

What the hell is the mafia doing? It looks to me now that the mad hatter is the only one left who's active.

-.- Yeah. It is a war or…some a word that Ochi keeps saying…attrition. The mafia, if they are even active, are just waiting for us to wear ourselves down and then swoop in for the kill.

If they are active, they are probably doing this because you were too damn useful as the detective in the last game. If they don't kill, they won't have the detective to prove that the kills lead back.

For this reason, I am playing carefully and making sure that I go over the best people that I can for lynch/killing. I know FGM discounted my logic in his last narrative, but it is working to a degree. I know now four people that are likely mafia (and I only know that two can be it). It is tedious, but it is much better than not using my head and just killing all the inactives.

Also, I just got back with the serial killer. They did not get my message about refraining from Salsa. You know how the PQs don't always go through.

I think gullas was the only one active.

Have you considered the possibility that the serial killer might not be who s/he claims to be? Kitty tried that one after we found her out.

And I managed to track down mafia members without going through clues. I discovered pastel by looking over the lynch votes.

I think that was the only game where mafia/serial killer casualty rate was higher then that of the townie. Makes me proud of being part of that game. Naturally much of our success was based on dumb luck and gross failures made by the mafia.

…and me dying, proving my role as lybrarian, which in turn proved waff innocent, which in turn proved you correct in your statement that waff a local, which in turn lead to you being made the captain, which in turn protected you from the dinos, and somewhere in there the trex addmited his role, making it very easy to win! SO DON'T START YOUR GLOATING I CAN'T STAND IT!!! I'm just messing with ya! 8D

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Have you considered the possibility that the serial killer might not be who s/he claims to be? Kitty tried that one after we found her out.

And I managed to track down mafia members without going through clues. I discovered pastel by looking over the lynch votes.

I think that was the only game where mafia/serial killer casualty rate was higher then that of the townie. Makes me proud of being part of that game. Naturally much of our success was based on dumb luck and gross failures made by the mafia.

Well at least you admitted that I was lynched on accident.

So, I take it we're all lynching bob today?

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Have you considered the possibility that the serial killer might not be who s/he claims to be? Kitty tried that one after we found her out.

As soon as the serial killer came to me, I had them checked out by the detective.

Salsa, thanks for the plug!

All go read the tiny text in Salsa post at the top of this page and do as it instructs!

Salsa
Well at least you admitted that I was lynched on accident.

I wouldn't have taken it that far if you hadn't been on my suspect list to begin with. Since it happened on a day that we had no sure targets, I felt like I might as well lynch the one on my list that I had a personal vendetta against. Btw. Thanks for sticking your neck out like that. :P

welcome Hark

Okay just giving everyone a heads up that voting will end in 11 mins.

Also serial Killer I will give you the most gruesome death this game has ever seen for going agianst your nature. It will be as painful to read that you will cry, before your eyeballs melt from the sheer grusomeness of it.

Man, I hope we're right this time. :\

I dunno TFGM, I had some pretty nasty deaths when I was incharge! This is going to have to be REALLY messy!

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Okay just giving everyone a heads up that voting will end in 11 mins.

Also serial Killer I will give you the most gruesome death this game has ever seen for going agianst your nature. It will be as painful to read that you will cry, before your eyeballs melt from the sheer grusomeness of it.

I disagree, in order for any death to be “the most gruesome” it has to be done to Gullas.

Do you know what I realized? This is the first game that there hasn't been a sleep over in Waff's box.

Day 5 is OVER!

Killer bob was dragged to the lynching square by an angry mob. Niccea started to read the charges against him when he blurted out, “What evidence do you have?! You’ve lead lynches on how many townies? Why aren’t we lynching you!” Niccea was taken aback. “I have narrowed down the list of suspects by using the Detective’s power!” she said. “Oh you’ve been narrowing the list down by Detective?” Bob said as he raised his arms in a what must be a stick figure’s attempt at making quotation marks hand sign. “More like narrowing down the Townies!” He shouted. He turned towards the crowd to address them. “Townies! Niccea most be mafia! She has killed how many townies so far? Well you let her kill another?” One townie in the crowd stood up to say, “Yes!” then sat right back down. “Lynch him already!” some other townie said. That was good enough for Niccea as she grabbed the rope around bob’s neck and used it to hang him. Bob’s last words were “Don’t trust her GAH!” and then Bob the stick figure was no more.

Killerbob the townie is dead.


They ghosts of the town had gathered around the square waiting for their new member to join them.


Night 5 has BEGUN!


I will now accept night actions.

Ok. This means one thing. I was avoiding this at all costs. I gave every chance. Benefit of the doubt. I didn't want to do it.

Kitty is a mafia member. She is the last one on the list. We will lynch her tomorrow since my bodyguards protect both of us.

You can't hide anymore kitty. The jig is up.

EDIT: Also, FGM, your narrative are south of rude. The GM narratives should be impartial to the actions of the game. You seem to have something against me and I want to know what it is. The detective knows I'm not lying. Many others do too. So knock it off.

Niccea
Ok. This means one thing. I was avoiding this at all costs. I gave every chance. Benefit of the doubt. I didn't want to do it.

Kitty is a mafia member. She is the last one on the list. We will lynch her tomorrow since my bodyguards protect both of us.

You can't hide anymore kitty. The jig is up.

*raises hand*

Yes, you, the hobo in the front.

Can I feel smug now?

waff
Can I feel smug now?

Why, are you the godfather that I think you are?

Well, there is more than one list. She's not the last one OF ALL. That would be some shockingly bad luck. That said, it's certain this time that she is guilty, so at least things may finally work out. :\

It's not so much the excruciating bad luck this game as the fact that this mafia is so boring. Kitty, your mafia is SO boring! I wanted one of y'all to be found just so I could personally state how boring it is to one of y'all. I'd even say the crashing boredom is killing me, except it's not killing ANYONE, which is the problem, right*? XD

*Even if I die after saying so, it seems pretty pleasant in comparison, yeah?

Niccea

waff
Can I feel smug now?

Why, are you the godfather that I think you are?

no It's cause I suspected you and kitty since the vig was downed night 1.

What's all this then? I don't know what you lot are talking about.

But, but Kitty, this is when you're meant to change avatars and gloat about how we killed a lot of innocent people!

Is your mafia honestly so boring that y'all don't even have alternate, more sinister avatars to switch to!? Are you trying to kill me through the sheer force of bumming me out really hard or something? >_<

Niccea
EDIT: Also, FGM, your narrative are south of rude. The GM narratives should be impartial to the actions of the game. You seem to have something against me and I want to know what it is. The detective knows I'm not lying. Many others do too. So knock it off.

I have nothing agianst you and I am offended, actually I'm more hurt than offended, that when you felt this way instead coming to me you posted it on here. This nar was directly and heavly influneced by Killer. As for the other nars, I included you cause you are the Mayor. Leader of the Townies and the star of the mafia show. If I have offended you I am truly sorry. But that was never my intention.

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Ochitsukanai
But, but Kitty, this is when you're meant to change avatars and gloat about how we killed a lot of innocent people!

That's exactly what you did. You killed innocent people. I don't see how I'm more guilty than you are when I've done nothing. Clearly there is something wrong with your's and Niccea's logic.

kitty17
That's exactly what you did. You killed innocent people. I don't see how I'm more guilty than you are when I've done nothing. Clearly there is something wrong with your's and Niccea's logic.

Two self-professed townies were analyzed in a lynch vote. One was mafia. The other died - he was truthful. You were the other - the odds are therefore very high that you are mafia.

Inestimably, logically higher for you than for Niccea.

We're certainly guilty of slaughtering innocents, but that doesn't mean we're mafia - simply that we were mistaken.