You should find a guy who looks like George and Curly so you can complete the set.

Do self haircuts ever work out well? I remember I did the Mohican I had a few years back myself. I suppose that one depends on your opinion of Mohicans.

Custard Trout
I suppose that one depends on your opinion of Mohicans.

Not enough left…?

By all accounts my half-head haircut made me look like a mental patient.

I just re-read Jurassic Park for the first time since I was eight years old.

That in itself is a self-explainatory rant.

so. i'm in a dillema….part of me wants to call one of the girls (whos numbers i got on saturday)…but also because of saturdays fiasco…(ha funny)…my wife is talking to me again….and things are looking okay… on top of that, i have a friend who likes me….really likes me….and she's making it akward for me to talk with her….even tho before she admitted it, we could carry on a conversation without being flirty or anything….and the problem is, i dont want to lose her as a friend, and i dont want to flirt back…because i do have an……..attraction..(non sexual)….to her…and so if i allow her to flirt the attraction may grow….so here i sit, with more girl troubles at one time than i have ever had in my life…..i thought this stuff was supposed to end when you got married…

also my apartment was trashed, cause as i bought stuff this weekend, i didnt throw away, or move anything….so i went on a cleaning spree for about an hour….and then i got lazy….so everythings half done….and i'll pry finish it soon….

I can never - ever - meet a woman who likes the same things I do. There is always some huge unavoidable flaw, and although I know there is no one to blame, it still infuriates me. I'm starting to think I'm not cut out for this “relationship” shit, I never really have been. I was with one woman for two years, and really the only other true relationship I've had besides that has been on again/off again since I was 16.

I really really just want someone I can connect with, and I doubt I'm going to find it. There isn't anyone here that I've ever felt that way about, and those that I have are almost always so far away there is no point in doing anything at all. It's just that I can't shake this feeling that I deserve to have just a little bit of happiness and I'm not getting my fair share of it. Call it self centered or whatever, but I'm just so damn tired of letting every woman who comes into my life walk all over me and then toss me to the side once I've served my use as a filler boyfriend/fuck buddy/someone who will shower them with attention and free stuff.

Girls are icky. :)

I finally got the damn computer monitor I ordered last Thursday. The titheads had posted it to me instead of using a courier like a normal computer place… The idiots are in the same city for goodness sake!

Apparently I “missed” the posty, so I had to pick it up the the post office… It was heavy -_-

I also got another 3 gigs of ram: 2 extra for my bedroom comp and 1 extra for the backup… But my bedroom comp had apoplexy. Didn't like 1 gig modules. STUPID THING! The computer guy said it'd work fine when I gave him the motherboard model number…

Eh. So now the backup comp is filled with the 3 one gig modules and the bedroom comp has its old two 512s plus two from the backup. I HATE fiddling around putting ram into things. Such a pain in the arse. All works now. But I doubt the backup will get much use out of that ram…

TAXES

FGAEWIGAERGJEWRGIJWERHGJEORTJEORGKEASVERGOHEGKSERGPKALWEPT!

Work sent me the wrong T4 slip, didn't have the right SSID on it, right amount of tax paid, right amount of income. EVERYTHING was wrong, but it ended up filed anyway, so I have to refile everything when they get me the right slip. I am SERIOUSLY GOING TO SET SOMETHING ON FIRE.

I just found my old old school essay in an old CD from 2002.

That school short story is that which sent me to the principals office and had 2 “social workers” (look more like cops if you ask me) waiting there for me. I was asked all kinds of stupid questions on whether or not I do drugs or am involved with gangs and such. All because of a stupid short story.

It was about this guy named BOY ABNOY.

He wears a ski mask, a BDU (battle dress uniform… that camouflage thing that soldiers wear), and has an AK-47 as a weapon.

That whole story is basically about how Boy Abnoy was beaten and humiliated all throughout his school days and how he got revenge on that lead bully by stabbing him 50 times and dragging his corpse then throwing it in the lake.

His revenge didnt end there. He also kills that bully's father during their wedding anniversary. By putting alot of bullets into his body.


I'm telling you its crazy sick stuff.

After that drama I had over at the principal's office, I decided to write a sequel to Boy Abnoy… in another school project.

This time it was a long poem all about what goes on in the mind of Boy Abnoy. The original short story is 3rd person while this sequel is 1st person.


This time around, I wasnt sent to the principals office. The teacher this time told me how much HE LOVED my work and he gave me a 90 for that!!!

I still remember his words: “You know what, I wouldnt be surprised if I see you in the news getting handcuffed and dragged into a cop car”.

And I'm like… No way. I'm not really violent in real life. I just write violent stuff but I'm not really violent!!! lol!

I took that as a compliment though about my writing ability. But I tell you now that I can NO LONGER write the way I was able to do it. Since I got used to writing the scripts of my comics something like a shakespeare play format.




BOY = cuz he's of the masculine gender
ABNOY = from the word ‘abnormal’.

anonymousposterchild
Wanted to see Kids in the Hall with my ex this May, down in the Detroit, but the minimum ticket price is $105, and they kinda peak at close to $200.

I'd pay it.

ozoneocean

anonymousposterchild
Wanted to see Kids in the Hall with my ex this May, down in the Detroit, but the minimum ticket price is $105, and they kinda peak at close to $200.

I'd pay it.

So will I, now that I know I have an $800 return coming in.

Gaaahh!! Why isn't anyone reviewing anymore? There's a bunch of comics in the review forum well deserving of reviews that are just LANGUISHING there! Doesn't anyone have spare time anymore? :(

why do i even care anymore? i knew what was going to happen. but i tried anyways, why cant i just give up? why do i continually press myself to the limit with this, knowing the outcome every F*cking time… but i do it anyways…and at the next sign of hope, i'm going to jump all in again….why? why dont i just give her the two hundred dollars, sign the papers and just be done with it?….why must i continually put myself in this situation?

smkinoshita
Gaaahh!! Why isn't anyone reviewing anymore?

I kinda wish they had a time limit for how long they could stay- sure it's unfair, but sometimes comics just aren't going to get 4 reviews.
Give them 15 days of no replys then un-sticky them…move on.



I made it to dry land. I climbed a revenge tree and gathered some blackmail coconuts to throw.

Transforming models are haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard.

Went to work at 7 this morning and got off at 9 this night. Now I still have a comic to finish and post, and all my school work to finish for 4 classes tomorrow. I can barely form a coherent sentence. Plus, my ex shows up to try and be friends after the shit she dragged me through and I'm not allowed to say all the inappropriate things that I'd like to express towards her because I'm in public.

I miss being self-employed already after two days.

Drug ass ladies making me go hands on resulting in filing out a Use of Force Report piss me off, even when I'm 100% justified.

In other, good news, I've updated both my comics. There's two new pages on Bits and Bytes and a new page for Young Studs.

GRRRRR!!! Me not happy! Need more sleep! Need woman! Need food! Need back massage! Need money! Need to post comic! Need to continue drawing! Need job! Need more incentive! Need eat less! Need to clean house! Need get outside! Need snoo snoo!

TRANSFORMING MODELS ARE STILL HARD.

Been working on this for hours now and even drastically simplifying everything seems to fuck me over. Basically I've got this thing where a jet fighter swoops down, the cockpit and nose sort of unfold open, then scoop the pilot up, close and fly off.

This is INSANELY hard to pull off with a rigid body, and I can't hide any geometry anywhere, so I have to do it all the hard way.

Ugh, I know the feeling -_-
A couple of years ago when I made a 3D model of Pinky's SSV5 I had that trouble :(



Because of the specific way the leg struts connect, slide, and pivot it was tricky just to make it walk… And the way they fold up under the belly requires the struts to operate to extremes. I STILL mess it up in drawings (where I have a lot more freedom)Even on the latest pic I'm currently finishing up T__T

ozoneocean
Ugh, I know the feeling -_-
A couple of years ago when I made a 3D model of Pinky's SSV5 I had that trouble :(



Because of the specific way the leg struts connect, slide, and pivot it was tricky just to make it walk… And the way they fold up under the belly requires the struts to operate to extremes. I STILL mess it up in drawings (where I have a lot more freedom)Even on the latest pic I'm currently finishing up T__T

It gets worse. I have a sub, power armour and tank that have to do the same thing after this. It's also hard because I want it to look more like an embrace rather than being eaten by military hardware. It's just so subtle that it's near impossible to pull off.

Well if they're rigid, the best way is a LOT of articulation. Which makes things harder to animate, but easier to get the effects you want. You can put a little more grace into the actions with complicated back curves and things to the opening, rather than a straight open and shut kind of operation.

The tank is going to be one of the more elaborate ones, along with the jet. The tank sort of opens up like a top break style revolver, while the barrel flips back as the tank sort of rears up to lower the control seat. The jet does a similar thing, but it absolutely defies the laws of aerodynamics, as it does this while in the air.

I could type a pretty hefty rant right now but ranting about other drunkduckers is probably against the rules.

what about joe bob and george? there's no law against ranting against them……and none will be the wiser….


AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG………..i wish i had this many girl problems in high school. what i'm i doing that says, hey i'm available, please add to the list of troubles in my life???

Computer modeling is easy. Working in plastic is hard. You don't cut your fingers to pieces with an X-Acto blade working in Maya/Lightwave etc.

You don't have “tweezer launch” and watch the most important piece disappear into space and then have to scramble on the floor looking for it.

Of course when you're done you have a beautifully finished assembly of pieces of molded plastic that you can touch and run around the room going “zoom” with and the client loves it and showers praise on your work. :)

But getting there is worth a rant or twelve. Then I wander into my trophy room and look at all the awards these things have netted me and the cash I get for my commissions. It's a hobby that I've been doing for nearly 35 years, I better enjoy it, but that won't stop me bitching about it.

I swear Flash exists solely to piss me off.

This is why I prefer pencil and paper, the way god intended.

bravo1102
Computer modeling is easy. Working in plastic is hard. You don't cut your fingers to pieces with an X-Acto blade working in Maya/Lightwave etc.

Modelling in plastic, cardboard, metal, wood, etc is fun, but I always give up…

Is that the right flag?

@Bravo

When I did models like that, I took a course fat flat-tip brush, dips a teeny bit of black onto it- then ‘dusted’ it at the corners of the model. It made it pop and look very nice.(looks neat o on gundams if you have the experience)
If you try it keep a wet paper towel around to dab off fast.

ozoneocean
Is that the right flag?

it's the rebel flag!!….but the rebels never had tanks….so maybe he's doing it for some alternate parallel universe comic thing….

sigh…..i wish i could just be the bad guy….

on another note, this shirt is all wrinkled i like it….but i dont wanna wear a wrinkly shirt……and since when did i start caring about the impression i made to other people?….fack…i think i should just stay home and go to work for the next couple weeks….that might be best for my situation…..

but i was never one for being cramped inside….

Ironing.