If anyone happened to be at Taste of Colorado last night, you probably saw me but didn't know it *L*

I do have to rant a little about the event, however… First off, the security was moronic. At the entrance was basically two Middle Eastern dudes who's first words as I walked up with my group was, “Purses!! We need to check your purses!” to the two females of the group. I was then told, “Okay. Do you have any guns and knives on you, if not, come on in.”

Yes, that was all in one sentence. I didn't show a badge, I didn't say I was a cop, and most people would agree after seeing my pictures, I don't look like your typical cop.

I walked right in fully armed (including a three inch flip knife not hidden on my pocket) and my cousin had his knife. I was a little more than “humored” at this. My other cousin and his girlfriend didn't know I came armed and when I told them, they started laughing. My aunt stated she started showing him her purse and the guy told her, “No, that's okay. I believe you, come on in.” In the course of thirty minutes I saw six pistols and only two of those were on cops. The other four were on black gang-banging-pieces-of-shit. A lot of knives on retarded redneck fuckers as well.

Secondly, when I start to go into a place like “A Taste of Colorado”, I don't want to be fucking jumped by your political views, regardless of side. What makes it worse is the fact that how they were presenting how great it would be. They were selling t-shirts and paintings which showed Obama in familiar pose right next to(are you ready for this) Che Guevara. The messages were different on each one, but they all had the word Hope and Revolution on it. Several of them said “Revolution for Hope and Change!” To me, that really just kind of says it all for the trash.

As if that wasn't enough, most of the time we would pass one of those supporters, they were arguing with someone! Not over political views, no! They were arguing about trivial shit. “What, mother fucka! You just gna do me like dat?! I said the water only a dolla! Were you from they treat peeps like that?! SHIT!”

Yes…I typed it as phonetically as I could to mimic the way they said it. No, they didn't have Haitian accents or anything like that, these were Americans. Don't let me forget to mention the CONSTANT shouting of “nigger/nigga” throughout the event…not by white people.



I really hate being in LoDo after 11:30…but that's another topic.

Skullbie
I've got to get my own domain for both plastic and the new comic,

Does mean you're leaving? Forever?

YES! WOO- I mean that's a pity I'll miss you bye.

I just finished a story that no one will ever read! Yee-ha.

Now to continue the torture I do the scene and character break-downs and set design/re-dresses, prop and costume change lists. Then come the storyboards.

Times like this I wonder why I just don't draw the bloody thing. Oh that's right, I love to heap abuse upon myself.

And I never return phone calls. Something else to beat myself up over. ;)

bravo1102
Oh that's right, I love to heap abuse upon myself.

I feel you on this, man…really I do

Custard Trout

Skullbie
I've got to get my own domain for both plastic and the new comic,

Does mean you're leaving? Forever?

YES! WOO- I mean that's a pity I'll miss you bye.

Don't you cry now deluded child i'll come to the forums everyday just to see my wonderful custard and post image only replys <3


Forever~

Skullbie

Custard Trout

Skullbie
I've got to get my own domain for both plastic and the new comic,

Does mean you're leaving? Forever?

YES! WOO- I mean that's a pity I'll miss you bye.

Don't you cry now deluded child i'll come to the forums everyday just to see my wonderful custard and post image only replys <3

Forever~

You should visit us more, Skullbie. We miss you on our forums! :(

Skullbie

Custard Trout

Skullbie
I've got to get my own domain for both plastic and the new comic,

Does mean you're leaving? Forever?

YES! WOO- I mean that's a pity I'll miss you bye.

Don't you cry now deluded child i'll come to the forums everyday just to see my wonderful custard and post image only replys <3


Forever~

Ever have a craving for something really bad, but not be able to get it because of time or not having a place which serves it available??? ARGH, I'm so there

whenever i hear british people talking….i think for a second that they're not talking english…


my wife wants to be a cop. i want to start a family. my job is dangerous enough as it is.i don't want to start a family, to end up having to raise a child by myself. or even worse orphan the child. (if that's the right use of the phrase)…she's her own person, and has every right to choose….but this is definatly something that needs to be discussed. (i joined the military long before i even thought of her as my beaming bride to be, so dont say i should have discussed it with her). i wish she'd stick with nursing, or something of the like. she gets to help people….and she's not in immediate danger…

Is wife a nurse on the civilian side or in the military? Being a nurse in the military (US Army esp.) can be just as dangerous as being Air Police or regular law enforcement.(though not MPs, that sucks, these days in Iraq you're might as well be an infantryman in a HMMV. My old unit is deploying. They trained up on what Iraq is like, but fire fights? Reinforcing infantry skills? Nope)

I'd rather be an unarmed, unarmored English teacher in Iraq than an MP. Though the wife refuses to accept that career path for me. So I'm on the opposite end of the argument in my family situation.

I'm feeling doooowwwwwn…

On the bright side, Apple's pic there, which he really SHOULDN'T be positing as the entire contents of his reply, amuses me. Knowing how banal people in offices tend to be, whatever those models are pretending to celebrate would probably elicit no such reaction in any other group.

They're celebrating because they don't have to pose for any more inane photos.

no, she's a nurse on the civilian side.

alot of people don't truly know about the middle east. not all of it's iraq and afghanistan…were i “deploy” to, hasnt had a terrorist attack in nearly 10 years…(i put deploy in quotations because i'm in the air force, and a “deployment” is just a cush couple months from home)…


hehe…i found this when looking up local tourism information…

Australian Government
Australian authorities are committed to combating sexual exploitation of children by Australians overseas. Australians may be prosecuted at home under Australian child sex tourism laws. These laws provide severe penalties of up to 17 years imprisonment for Australians who engage in sexual activity with children under 16 while outside of Australia.

Compromise and let her become an EMT.

ozoneocean
Apple's pic there, which he really SHOULDN'T be positing as the entire contents of his reply, amuses me.

No fun, old man! tsk tsk tsk.

ozoneocean
amuses me.

That's better.

I really have nothing bad to rant about. I'm finally home after 3 days of work work work work work. I'm just happy to be home, this crappy bed never felt so good. I love <3 <3 <3 my computer. I missed everything so much ^^. It feels so much more comfortable than before. And now I don't have to do anything I don't want to. So i'm going to do absolutely nothing without a smile. XD Just 'cause I can.

My hearing has been getting worse for a while now, but all of a sudden I can hear clearly again, but only in one ear. Now everything is loud and obnoxious, just typing on my keyboard is driving me nuts.

The fact that it's only in one ear doesn't help either, just makes it weirder.

Hey guys!

If your kewl enough, you probably already know this comic, sadly, if your not I'll have to give you it's name.

The comic is Random Crapola, and I'm holding a competition based on my comic (don't wory it's not hard at all).

The way you win is to come up with an original and funny name for the main character.

RULES:
Nothing too obsene (I will accept names like “Ass-face” but they're unlikey to win),

It has to be a male name,

Nothing generic, like “Bob”.

The prize for the winning name will become Random Crapola's main character's name, and the winner will have their name placed in the credits and a comic drescription.

To enter just post your name in the forum topic “Character Name”.

Link: http://www.drunkduck.com/community/?comic_id=30612

. . .

Get out.

SolidJake
blah blah

So I'm really irritated by that guy. Rant rant.

solidjake
Hey guys!

Hey Solid!
You'd be best off posting that in the Networking and community forum we have here. Or PQing SKoolmukee and asking for a news post.
Putting it here is not right. ;)

Custard Trout
. . .

Get out.

Don't be a dick Custard.
dick custard is gross.

BTW, it sounds like you just have a wax build up in your years. Get them Syringed.

Custard Trout
My hearing has been getting worse for a while now, but all of a sudden I can hear clearly again, but only in one ear.

You probably have a build up of earwax or dick custard



Mi rant;
I created this really interesting art style the other day, now i'm looking at my old generic anime and it's like…'this isn't so great'.

Also smackjeeves forums are more interesting then DD's, but more immature. There's posts in the crit section from OP going bonkers after someone gave them actual crit and not ass kissing and in the manga section some go bonkers if you don't read shitty vampire manga because they draw it.
I'll still keep going there since the threads are in depth and thought provoking, and god forbid you can be silly in your posts sometimes, but the difference in maturity is interesting.

seventy2
lots-o-stuff

She faces just as dangerous things being a nurse, what with all the nasty infectious diseases she could be bringing home and spreading to the family before realizing what's going on.

Is LE dangerous? Sure it is, but that's why you have an academy, an FTO program, and constant training for officer safety. If her officer safety sucks, they won't let her go out on her own.

I don't know about where you are, but if she's armed, all the better chances for her during a “bad situation” as well.

ozoneocean

solidjake
Hey guys!

Hey Solid!
You'd be best off posting that in the Networking and community forum we have here. Or PQing SKoolmukee and asking for a news post.
Putting it here is not right. ;)

Ok I'm really sorry about that, there too many forums so i picked a general one to post it in, are you interested in entering?

solidjake

ozoneocean

solidjake
Hey guys!

Hey Solid!
You'd be best off posting that in the Networking and community forum we have here. Or PQing SKoolmukee and asking for a news post.
Putting it here is not right. ;)

Ok I'm really sorry about that, there too many forums so i picked a general one to post it in, are you interested in entering?

that was funny

The day I found out that I won “Best Superhero Comic 2008” was also the day I also found out my Aunt has terminal cancer. Last night she told us the prognosis was 3 months to a year, and today I found out I also won “Best Parody Comic 2008”. That is messed up.

I had decided to run the Terry Fox Run already – my family has a history of cancer – but now I've got a even more to run for.

For those unfamiliar, Terry Fox was the first person to run a marathon to raise money to help fight cancer back in 1979, called “The Marathon of Hope”. He was going to run across Canada to raise funds. He had only one leg and was just a kid, and nobody thought he could do it. His goal was to raise $1 for every Canadian, and he realized this goal in 1981, when the Marathon of Hope fund reached $24.14 million. He had run 3,339 miles (5,374 km) when the cancer hit his lungs in Thunder Bay (he started in St. Johns, Newfoundland)

www.terryfoxrun.org

@smkinoshita

i'm sorry man :( damn…

Skullbie and Ozone
earwax

Oh I knew that. The thing is, I liked not being to hear properly. It was nice and relaxing and I could irritate people by getting them to repeat themselves all the time.

Ozone then said
Don't be a dick Custard.

I'm not the guy who was too lazy to actually read through the forums and posted some shit no one cares about in the first links I clicked like a chimp looking for a banana.

I know you love my custard really.

When I went camping, a friend of mine tld me she could “hold her liquor”, then after a few glasses of baileys she got very drunk, made an ass of herself and vomited over a lot of my clothes, including my secondary pair of shoes. and no, I did NOT drink the baileys from my shoe. I goddamn HATE the mighty Boosh, HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE!

@Skullbie: Thanks. What's ironic is that one of my current tasks at work is sending out the press releases for a family whose little girl has Ewing’s Sarcoma, a type of bone cancer. Her mom's gone off work indefinitely to care of her and all the chemotherapy and hospital time she has to go through. I'm still involved with my college paper, so I've also sent the release to my editor. Every little bit helps.

Bittenbymonk
I goddamn HATE the mighty Boosh, HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE!

Well of course not, you're American.