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Bittenbymonk at 12:21PM, Sept. 3, 2008

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American? I'm british! North west, near blackburn and manchester, the sort of place where you get jumped for having long hair, it's *great* really. Do I give off the vibe of being an American? I'd best do something about that…

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Custard Trout at 12:55PM, Sept. 3, 2008

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I knew that you were born here, you just don't count.

Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.

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Bittenbymonk at 12:59PM, Sept. 3, 2008

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I get a way out of being British? I'm not sure that trading for american would make things any better, because it would still rain all the time, and I'd miss putting the “u” in colour. I dunno, how hard does it rain in the states?

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Ryuthehedgewolf at 2:33PM, Sept. 3, 2008

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School just started yesterday :(
But I did meet a cute girl. She's a freshmen (I'm a sophmore), so the age difference isn't that great.

But I'm currently re-writing and doing my comic. I'm not going to go crazy with it like I did before. I want to focus on my schoolwork, and that girl. And then the comic.

But the comic is still important :)

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lefarce at 6:41PM, Sept. 3, 2008

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So I got a new job recently. And it's pretty much the best job ever. I get paid about 13 bucks an hour with insanely good benifits including cheap health, dental, and life insurance. My job is so fitting, so very fitting. I am a debt collector, I get to harrass little old ladies, call up their kids, ask for cash they owe me. They dont pay? I get to go to their homes and bug them there. I can be as mean as I want to be, and oh holy God I am.

My rant is that my job is too perfect. I DEMAND DISORDER IN MY LIFE! I DEMAND CONFLICT, CHAOS, STRUGGLE! EUROPA KANN NICHT EHER ZUR RUHE KOMMEN, BEVOR DIE JUDISCHE FRAGE AUSGERAUMT IST! DIE WELT HAT SIEDLUNGRAUM GENUGEND, ES MUB ABER ENDGULTIG MIT DER MEINUNG GEBROCHEN WERDEN, ALS SEI DAS, JUDISCHE VOLK VOM LIEBEN GOTT EBEN DAZU BESTIMMT, IN EINEM GEWISSEN PROZENTSATZ NUTZNIERBER AM KORPER UND AN DER PRODUKTIVEN ARBEIT ANDERER VOLKER ZU SEIN!!!

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Custard Trout at 6:49PM, Sept. 3, 2008

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Ozone will lock this topic now because lefarce posted in it.

Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.

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HippieVan at 7:25PM, Sept. 3, 2008

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lefarce
My rant is that my job is too perfect. I DEMAND DISORDER IN MY LIFE! I DEMAND CONFLICT, CHAOS, STRUGGLE!

I can lend you my mom for a while. That stuff follows her around. Which is my rant.

I'm also getting really stressed out because I'm at a new, really crappy school that messes up everyone's schedule, this gay emo who I told to leave me alone(except in harsher words) won't, my family is being all messed up etc. The only thing that keeps me going are the awesome drunken messages we've been getting from my crazy uncles(Hey Jude…Man, I'm still recovering from folkfest…I'm still having nightmares about waking up in a tarp under the rain, man!)

Duchess of Friday Newsposts ~~and the holy Top Ten~~

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subcultured at 7:54PM, Sept. 3, 2008

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lefarce
So I got a new job recently. And it's pretty much the best job ever. I get paid about 13 bucks an hour with insanely good benifits including cheap health, dental, and life insurance. My job is so fitting, so very fitting. I am a debt collector, I get to harrass little old ladies, call up their kids, ask for cash they owe me. They dont pay? I get to go to their homes and bug them there. I can be as mean as I want to be, and oh holy God I am.

My rant is that my job is too perfect. I DEMAND DISORDER IN MY LIFE! I DEMAND CONFLICT, CHAOS, STRUGGLE! EUROPA KANN NICHT EHER ZUR RUHE KOMMEN, BEVOR DIE JUDISCHE FRAGE AUSGERAUMT IST! DIE WELT HAT SIEDLUNGRAUM GENUGEND, ES MUB ABER ENDGULTIG MIT DER MEINUNG GEBROCHEN WERDEN, ALS SEI DAS, JUDISCHE VOLK VOM LIEBEN GOTT EBEN DAZU BESTIMMT, IN EINEM GEWISSEN PROZENTSATZ NUTZNIERBER AM KORPER UND AN DER PRODUKTIVEN ARBEIT ANDERER VOLKER ZU SEIN!!!

*send the rape bunny to le farce's door*

J

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lefarce at 11:46PM, Sept. 3, 2008

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Custard Trout
Ozone will lock this topic now because lefarce posted in it.

Yes.

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…Um, what?

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Skullbie at 8:05AM, Sept. 4, 2008

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^Sometimes it's really hard for me to like smackjeeves.

EDIT: DD shall suffer with me!!! Except the people who like the avatar

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smkinoshita at 11:14AM, Sept. 4, 2008

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Sometimes things mess with my head that it destroys my ability to focus at work. My focus, organization and drive is something I usually pride myself on. This is one of those days. Skullbie's avie actually kinda helps only because it causes an intense neural malfunction that takes my mind off my normal neural malfunctions.

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smkinoshita at 11:15AM, Sept. 4, 2008

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Just for the record, I'm straight. And this will be my 100th post. My 100th post is “I am straight”.

Hooray.

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PIT_FACE at 1:15PM, Sept. 4, 2008

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Bittenbymonk
I get a way out of being British? I'm not sure that trading for american would make things any better, because it would still rain all the time, and I'd miss putting the “u” in colour. I dunno, how hard does it rain in the states?

it's raining now.

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subcultured at 1:34PM, Sept. 4, 2008

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i got my first paycheck and it is waaaaay more than i was making at the assisted living place as a nurse and supervisor. this new job is just nursing at a rehab facility and no more stress of supervising. plus i get better health benefits.

the downside is that my lighter exploded when i left it outside the texas heat. i woke up after hearing a popping sound. i thought someone threw a rock at my window. then i look down and my lighter was in pieces.

J

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seventy2 at 4:47PM, Sept. 4, 2008

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i worry way too much…about nothing….also, time isnt going as fast as i want…

i've lost 5 pounds so far…however, i'm afraid i'm going to burn myself out…i'm the kinda person that can't not work hard….when i'm working out, if i'm not sweating my tukas off, then i'm not working hard enough….i hope i can keep the pace up, even if i get lazier…

also, time sucks…i hate time….

facara
Running Anew an exercise blog.
I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.

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lefarce at 7:11PM, Sept. 4, 2008

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My rant is that my paycheck is too big and I literally dont know what to do with it. Help me out DD, should I get a PS3 and a Wii, or just blow it all on pokemon cards. I dont care strongly for either option, I just feel the need to throw my money around all willy nilly. Thanks in advance, much love.

~LeForce~

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Sea_Cow at 8:18PM, Sept. 4, 2008

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Buy a lickitung.

OH GOD I'M SO PISSED OFF I'VE NEVER BEEN SO FUCKING PISSED IN MY LIFE GRAWRG!

Wait, what was I so angry about? ARG, I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT I'M SO PISSED ABOUT!!! THAT PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF AAAURGH!!!!!!

Wait…

That's right, I was pissed off at my vista. I FUCKING HATE VISTA!!!! GUAARGLDURF!!

I am so happy to finally be back home

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Ozoneocean at 8:33PM, Sept. 4, 2008

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I am officially the most helpful DDer :)
So I'll help you guys…

subcultured
the downside is that my lighter exploded when i left it outside the texas heat. i woke up after hearing a popping sound. i thought someone threw a rock at my window. then i look down and my lighter was in pieces.

A sign you should quit smoking?

lefarce
My rant is that my paycheck is too big and I literally dont know what to do with it. Help me out DD, should I get a PS3 and a Wii, or just blow it all on pokemon cards. I dont care strongly for either option, I just feel the need to throw my money around all willy nilly. Thanks in advance, much love.

Buy a Cintiq like I did :)

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Sea_Cow at 8:45PM, Sept. 4, 2008

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I am officially the most helpful DDer :)

No kidding.

I am so happy to finally be back home

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JoeL_CQB at 9:19PM, Sept. 4, 2008

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Sea_Cow
Wait…

That's right, I was pissed off at my vista. I FUCKING HATE VISTA!!!! GUAARGLDURF!!

I don't understand why people hate vista so much.

unless manufacturers are selling computers that don't meet the recommended specs for vista. or your computer is not built for vista. :/

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lefarce at 10:19PM, Sept. 4, 2008

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Sea_Cow
ozoneocean
I am officially the most helpful DDer :)

No kidding.

Real rant: Ozone should have won the award for nicest user in all honesty. He's even too nice. Like really too nice to the point where it earnestly annoys me. I've never, ever, in my whole life, met anyone as blissfully optimistic as OzoneOcean. He should have won, and I weep for his lots.

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Skullbie at 10:27PM, Sept. 4, 2008

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lefarce
Real rant: Ozone should have won the award for nicest user in all honesty. He's even too nice. Like really too nice to the point He should have won, and I weep for his lots.

He won the ‘most helpful’ at least-(seriously no way in hell he could lose xP). That was the tightest category of all in my opinion, Sky angel and DSC are also both ridiculously nice to everyone- all four of them deserved to win.(i never met the last guy so appologies to him)

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My rant is DD awards hasn't updated yet :mad:
EDIT: okay it did yay :)

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lefarce at 10:53PM, Sept. 4, 2008

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My new rant is that even though I am now OFFICIALLY the funniest out of all of you pleabs, I still feel as if though I am not recognized enough. We should hold a Lefarce awards where all my best posts are gathered and judged. A top ten countdown if you will.

Also I really hate this faggot I work with. If he goes on one more story about fucking some chick who is not his wife, I swear to god I will find out where he sleeps.

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amanda at 11:20PM, Sept. 4, 2008

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Yeah, I had to delete that rant. It was too rude.
But um…I will also share Subcultured's irritation with Texas heat. Grar.

www.catfaceco.com

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Croi Dhubh at 12:50AM, Sept. 5, 2008

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My stomach is killing me…I have the runs and bad gas.

In other news…feel free to send in you Q's for A's in my Young Studs comic as a celebration of 50 actual comic pages.

Bittenbymonk
American? I'm british! North west, near blackburn and manchester

My mother and her side of the family is from Warrington (SP?)

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skoolmunkee at 5:23AM, Sept. 5, 2008

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lefarce
Real rant: Ozone should have won the award for nicest user in all honesty.

For once I agree with you :) Though I think the category was ‘friendliest’

IT'S OLD BATMAN

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loam at 6:43AM, Sept. 5, 2008

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My skin started getting pimples, so I bought some products to get rid of them.
Didn't help. Say goodbye to “a few zits here and there”, welcome “Pizzaface”!

For the love of God, I'm TWENTY!!! I'm small, I'm skinny, I already look a lot younger than I am, why does fate have to put the nail in my self-esteems coffin by giving me the skin of a 13-year old?

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Bittenbymonk at 12:01PM, Sept. 5, 2008

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Warrington? sorry, that's a looong way away, long, long looooong way. well, probably not all that far away but still, I live in the blackburn area, it's not fun. today's rant involves missing Journey's UK tour. DAMNIT!

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TheMidge28 at 1:32PM, Sept. 5, 2008

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my rant, I am sick of not having enough money to pay bills.
cost of things continue to rise while my pay stays at the same level.
glorious in its irony!

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Croi Dhubh at 9:08PM, Sept. 5, 2008

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My rant is…I'm very drunk after my B-day party…okay, that's an ANNOUNCEM NT

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