Perhaps he just wants to get out.

been livin on the water for almost 5 weeks straight now…i refuse to check my DD stats…

Just a heads-up, I made a newspost about this too, but the preview site is becoming the main site this week (probably Wednesday).

R.I.P
2006 D.D.–2011 A.D. (after duck)

Skullbie
A.D. (after duck)

*giggles*

Behold our revolution. On wednesday, we celebrate the birth of our saviour. The Duck.
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I was off the diet for the weekend. I feel like crap. But sometimes you just gotta give into temptation. I'm all cooked up and ready for the week tho. Tomorrow is pry gonna feel good, as i'm super loaded with carbs.

*disclaimer*
This is not atkins, i can still have carbs. I just get them from fruits and vegetables, instead of bread, which basically takes up all the daily recommended before you even get to fruits and vegetables…

Ok, guys- so what'd I miss?

Skullbie
R.I.P
2006 D.D.–2011 A.D. (after duck)

It should be Anno Duck. In the year of our Duck.

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Speaking of drunk ducks I saw two of my favorite drunks at work over the weekend. One had come back from a long stay at the hospital and looked like a new man.
Knowing so many recovering alcoholics dumping the “drunk” from the site title is a good idea. Also knowing how many of the artists here will hopefully soon be admitting their problem and starting their recovery… :D

You get plastered to the point where you can't stand more than twice a week you need to address your drinking problem. If you drink you can't get drunk to the point where you could spill your drink! The gods enforce this because before you enter paradise you will have to imbibe every swallow of blessed alcohol you spilled over a lifetime. There is no alcohol in hell. So teaches the blessed faith of ethynology; the worship of ethyl alcohol.

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Two twelve hour shifts, I survived, even had fun and love the fact that none of the residents who live by day know who I am.
“You new here?”
“I've been here for three years. I work overnights.”
“What's your name again?”
I love skating under the radar. ;)

On those long shifts I finished all the pages of my current comic. It will conclude in July. Yippee! Proper planning has brought it all together. Now on to other things.

Hyena H_ll
Ok, guys- so what'd I miss?

Ooooh so many little web dramas!

Welcome back HH! :)
We're on the eve of the great changeover of 2011 here, where everything will be strangely different after Wednesday.

Aaand about 14 pages of Pinky TA- yeah I'm that slow.

ozoneocean
We're on the eve of the great changeover of 2011 here, where everything will be strangely different after Wednesday.

The great Duxodus.

So, on wednesday do we still type in drunkduck.com or something different?

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SPIDERS…
Read about it… www.jinks-inside-my-mind.blogspot.com

Sayomi
So, on wednesday do we still type in drunkduck.com or something different?

Yup. This domain will always work!

ozoneocean

Sayomi
So, on wednesday do we still type in drunkduck.com or something different?

Yup. This domain will always work!

it will just make all the sentimental people really sad, every time.
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I have like 30 doctors appointments tonight. yes. i said thirty. yes it is an exaggeration. i actually have 2. across town. within very short times of each other. one must master cop-avoidance-fu in order to get there in time. but i need to get these done so i can do my job again.

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also: dubstep.

also, yes.

Oh sentimental people are really sad all the time anyway. ;)

But none of that matters right now- Hyena's back!
Let's all get drunk one last time in her honour. For DD!

ozoneocean
Let's all get drunk one last time

one last time? that would be sad.

and Hi, Hyena :)

Hyena H_ll
Ok, guys- so what'd I miss?

I missed yooouuu!

But yes, the most important thing you missed is that the site is changing…our duck will no longer be drunk. But very bright now.

http://preview.drunkduck.com/

seventy2
also: dubstep.

WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB

Ugh… I want to order a genuine Wacom tablet. However, one of the disadvantages of living on an island in the middle of the Pacific keeps biting me… thanks to some high shipping charge no major store (nor Wacom itself) will ship any electronic items here. I guess I'm stuck with whatever the local stores got unless I can either head to CONUS (CONtinental United States) myself and buy it there and bring it back here, or I can get someone to do it for me (and unfortunately thanks to VERY BAD personal experience I don't trust people that well). Or I can go back to the tree killing way… drawing on paper… LOTS of paper… *sigh* oh, well…

WHY?!?! WHY have you gods forsaken me?!?! Why did I even watch gay vampire porn in the first place… crap I'm almost weeping here :(

I noticed how some people get annoyed by my manner of speaking. I speak with this really calm, cool-headed type voice if you get to speak with me personally. As in I dont care how much of a loudmouth you are or if you're screaming in my face. Same tone of voice. Calm. Relaxed. But it may annoy you.

Oh well… some people are just like that eh… lol!

gullas
WHY?!?! WHY have you gods forsaken me?!?! Why did I even watch gay vampire porn in the first place… crap I'm almost weeping here :(

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….
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o… kay…

Here's a drill and funnel for your braincase… and some bleach… O_O

ozoneocean
Oh sentimental people are really sad all the time anyway. ;)

But none of that matters right now- Hyena's back!
Let's all get drunk one last time in her honour. For DD!

Tuesday night I am getting drunk and posting ALL OVER the forums then. ;)

Hyena H_ll

ozoneocean
Oh sentimental people are really sad all the time anyway. ;)

But none of that matters right now- Hyena's back!
Let's all get drunk one last time in her honour. For DD!

Tuesday night I am getting drunk and posting ALL OVER the forums then. ;)

Hopefully they'll be running faster by then or you'll be sober by the time you finish your second post. O_O

ozoneocean

Sayomi
So, on wednesday do we still type in drunkduck.com or something different?

Yup. This domain will always work!

I'll still use drunkduck.

P.S. No being sober until the new site is up.

I guess I'll hold off on uploading the 50 pages I finished over the weekend until after the data transfer.

Who am I kidding, everything will be totally FUBAR for at least a few days because that's how things work even in Special Forces Ops and those guys know how to plan for everything especially stuff going wrong.

@Hyena

Hello! Glad to see you back!


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Those fuckin quail have a whole colony behind the fence or something…i can hear them talking about me when i go outside. “A whoop whhuuuop woop!”. I bet that means something nasty.

I had this running joke with my mom about our old parakeet who sat on top of the fridge. Everytime we'd go by it it would start chattering loudly and dancing so I started ‘translating’ for it like if was cussing us out. “BEEP BEEP TWEET GO FUCK YOURSELVES~” and etc. Yep

Ugh, I have the worst schedule today. Exam at noon and then I'm off to work right afterwards. So I really need to eat a good meal NOW, but I'm too nervous about the stupid exam. : ( Which is retarded, because it's an English exam and I got 100% on the practice ones we did. And it doesn't even apply to my report card grade. So shut up, stomach!

Jesus Christ I am officially declaring that all disabled people hate tall people and are thus very selfish for this very reason.

I mean really, it's one thing for a kids bathroom to have everything so low down you could trip over it, but that's acceptable, you don't particularly have to use a kid's bathroom, even if you do find yourself in a situation where you're in a place where there is such a bathroom, there's usually a normal human being sized bathroom.

But no, some places just have a male/disabled toilet, my back has to suffer the consequences.

It's one thing I have to bend over 5 feet to wash my hands, but they then gotta fuck up my house? “We need to lower light switches and higher plug sockets because it's standard code for disabled people now.” Yeah sure lower the light switches, that's fine, took a while to get used to, but whatever.

But higher the plug sockets? Come on! Now it's too high to reach with my feet, meaning I can't just kick the wall really hard to get plugs out. Reeeeally? Lousy stupid thing.
I mean that was a while ago and I got over it, but the 30cm high sinks? Jeez think about someone other than yourself, disabled people, come on!

If they ever try to do that to this house's sinks, I swear I will burn them all down. The council, not their houses. Lousy bastards.

And on top of that, Firefox did some weird shit and now my fonts are subtly different. It's not really annoying or different, it's just different enough to make me say “Huh, what is–Oh Firefox changed my font, okay.”
That's what I thought, until I went to MS Paint Adventures, the font's smooth as shit.
I DIDN'T WANT THAT SMOOTHING, I LIKED THE ROUGHNESS OF THAT TEXT.
IT GAVE IT A RETRO FEELING. ARGHHHHH

EDIT: Also when I get pissed off my sentences become really long and really redundant and really long and redundant and I really overuse words and make everything redundant and use little punctuation.
And type redundant things.

@ the guy above me
…
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Your ranting sounds like me on my blog on Thursdays…
Maybe that's why nobody reads my blog…

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Tuesday night! I'm gonna miss this site :(
And hysterically laughing every time I told a friend the name of the site that hosted my comics as I see their concerned faces.

Bye bye Double D!

same
WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB

down down do do down down wub wub wub wubwub wub t-t-t-taking overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr