Wasssup, Duckers! As a reminder, skoolmunkee is off for a few weeks and Black Kitty is a little busy with her moving and school. So, please keep sending your news to ozoneocean and me, SpANG, for now. Thanks!

Here are some milestones and other news in the world of Drunk ...

Some of you probably hate me by now as I've been sitting on your news for quite a while. All I can say is that I'm terribly sorry and that I'm in the process of moving. So please don't send your assassins or your assassin ninjas ...

Everyone's favorite community project with an incredibly long name is back! One Third Of Your Life Is Spent Sleeping One Third Of Your Life Is Spent Working And Half Of One Third Is Spent Waiting The Question Is It Really Your Life is now taking submissions again! Forum thread ...

Volte tells me he fixed whatever it was that was causing all those annoying random bugs with images and updates and so forth. So if you were trying before, please try again! We have sort of a news backlog so pardon me if I make this quick (also I am ...

Sympathy for BK

Black Kitty, or Jenny Lui to some, lost her mother to cancer two days ago.

Black Kitty has worked tirelessly as an administrator here at Drunk Duck. Over the years she's helped to build this community into something wonderful; from its earlier days right through to ...

A quick Friday newsposts! Just a reminder to those who haven't seen Skoolmunkee's earlier posts: we're trying to update the news more frequently but keep it shorter at the same time. If you don't see your news here, then look again Monday. :)

But news news news ...

Hey guys, we're trying to do shorter but more frequent newsposts. That does mean they get bumped off the front page a little faster, but it also means they're all a little shorter, and there's new stuff more often on the main page.

So if you sent ...

Oooh boy am I late with the news. I plead “life so busy” your honour!

If I missed anyone, I do apologize. Ever since the new profiles came out, I've gotten a lot of PQs and sometimes the news will get crushed. If I missed you, PQ me again ...

Hear ye! Hear ye!

We now have user profiles. No, really. Real ones. Not those shabby wannabe blue pages with a comic thumbnail or two.

These are full featured community profile pages, where you can have friends, videos, a little bit about yourself, comments, and so on.

How do you ...

I have news too! :D

Heeeey~ Remember that thing called DrunkDuck awards? Hey I remember it too! What's that? You don't know what that is? Then why don't you go check it out! (And check out the polling center for it!)

Guess who's celebrating their big ...