(YOU BETTER READ ALL OF IT BECAUSE I WORKED HARD!)

Welcome ladies and gentlemen, welcome. If I may have your attention for just a moment or two, just a minute or three of your time today, I promise that I will tell you something and sell you something that will ...

Alright class settle down! It is time to begin today's lesson: DrunkDuck news!

First of all, those of you who were part of the original list of contributors for the third DrunkDuck anthology! Please PQ me as soon as possible. Some of you already did and I should have ...

Last Place Comics has reached 100 pages! Fantastico!

Allan has reached 150 comics and now everyone knows it! Excelente!

Priest_Revan's 2s Company has reached 75 pages! Magnifique!

Bloodlust: Eternal Conflict by Krimblade is at 50 pages! Groot!

mdean's No Guarantee has reached 50 pages! Fantastisch!

The always-excellent No ...

I'm supposed to be doing these more often so they aren't a huge update each time but I can't seem to get the hang of it. :[

Community Stuff!
Hey guys there's some new community things going on, you should check them out!

This one's name ...

Also, ARGH how is it almost September ALREADY? What have I done with my year? ;_;

Meanwhile, ANNOUNCEMENTS!

Comic Remix 3.0 results are in! There's a ton of them guys, and they're all awesome! Visit the page to see how Drunk Duckers have interpreted each others' comics ...

Drunk Ducker Evil Emperor Nick has been “secretly dating” Amelius for over a year now, and he proposed to her at Wizard World Chicago… she said yes! So congratulations to the happy couple! Maybe they will release ducks at their wedding? And then the ducks would like, land and waddle ...

Everyone's favorite community project with an incredibly long name is back! One Third Of Your Life Is Spent Sleeping One Third Of Your Life Is Spent Working And Half Of One Third Is Spent Waiting The Question Is It Really Your Life is now taking submissions again! Forum thread ...

Hi everyone,

Just a quick reminder that we have something called ‘Publisher Status’ on DrunkDuck.

To qualify, all you need is 5+ comics at 20+ pages each. Then you'll receive a PQ offering the status up to you!

This snazzies up your profile page a bit to make it ...

I am late with the news. :( But before I start, I just want to thank everyone who PQed me with kind words and thoughts. I really appreciated them, they helped me so much (in ways that I don't think I will ever be able to fully explain in words ...

(Volte says the updating bug should be fixed, so go try updating your comics now.)

Hey guys! We have a new interview today, with Loki (Cooltendo) of Nintendo Super Squad! And I have to say he has really gone all out with his answers… (let's see if I can ...