Wasssup, Duckers! As a reminder, skoolmunkee is off for a few weeks and Black Kitty is a little busy with her moving and school. So, please keep sending your news to ozoneocean and me, SpANG, for now. Thanks!
Here are some milestones and other news in the world of Drunk ...

This is clearly another newspost...
SpANG at 5:31AM, Oct. 30, 2007Stephen King's new book is terrible
skoolmunkee at 12:43PM, Oct. 15, 2007Hey guys I'm gonna be gone for three weeks so send news items to Black_Kitty or ozoneocean or SpANG, allright?
Man, what I wouldn't give for an automatic sort of submission news thing! Then I could just click and be all, yes, yes, no, yes, HELL no, hmm ...
Newspost Part the First
skoolmunkee at 3:07PM, Aug. 13, 2007Everyone's favorite community project with an incredibly long name is back! One Third Of Your Life Is Spent Sleeping One Third Of Your Life Is Spent Working And Half Of One Third Is Spent Waiting The Question Is It Really Your Life is now taking submissions again! Forum thread ...
Yet more news and interviews!
skoolmunkee at 3:22AM, July 16, 2007(Volte says the updating bug should be fixed, so go try updating your comics now.)
Hey guys! We have a new interview today, with Loki (Cooltendo) of Nintendo Super Squad! And I have to say he has really gone all out with his answers… (let's see if I can ...
Zac and MrRiot do Civil War. The End.
skoolmunkee at 4:23AM, July 2, 2007Sorry these newsposts are a bit belated, I wanted to leave the Black_Kitty announcement up for a few days. I hope that was okay. :) To read that announcement, go here. We are still collecting sympathy cards and any donations at this account for those who are so inclined. You can ...
It's Saturday and I'm making a news post doot dee doot
skoolmunkee at 11:23AM, June 16, 2007We always get to announce lots of milestones in these newsposts and I think that people maybe get tired of seeing them (or maybe just take them for granted)… but 25 pages represents a lot of work! I really am happy for everyone I get to announce here because they ...
I am always postin' with the news!
skoolmunkee at 1:59PM, June 14, 2007OK I just have to stop feeling bad for knocking old newsposts off. We just get too many to wait a couple days to make all of em.
Some changes! A couple of little bugs have been fixed, but also, notice how the thumbnails on the ‘Most Read’ lists no ...
Welcome everyone to your favorite game show/news column!
skoolmunkee at 11:30AM, June 1, 2007A special message from our sponsor (or is that the other way around?)!
finalfantasyfreak__07 of Alternate Earth is inviting people to PQ him (or her?) for commissions! So if you have characters you want drawn, etc, go ahead and talk to finalfantasyfreak (who might possibly also like the letter F ...
Oh the first blushing of spring~
Black_Kitty at 11:06AM, March 27, 2007Oh you people~ Reading the news and not realizing that DrunkDuck is plunged into an epic CIVIL WAR!
But besides the Civil War and hpkomic's DrunkDuck Comic Jam, you know what you should also check out? DrunkDuck Fusion 16! Quick quick! Go check it out! And a thousand and ...
The PQs are burning a hole in my account
Black_Kitty at 8:13PM, March 3, 2007We got a lot of news items today! To all those who sent me news: Sorry for the long wait. :(
Did you know that Wizard Magazine did a write-up about DJ Coffman's Hero By Night? Well they did! :D And you can see a scan of it in this ...