I bet you're wondering, “I wonder how many registered users Drunk Duck has?” Unless of course you cheated by reading the title of this newspost. Well your wonderings are answered! We have 100,000! That's more people than live in a lot of midwestern towns! Wouldn't a ...

Mafia signups! And news about genejokes, squares, bullhonkenators, arachnids, and strawberries
skoolmunkee at 2:43PM, Aug. 27, 2010
MAFIA IS BACK! Signups for the new round end on Monday- so put your left foot in, and prepare to have it regarded suspiciously and possibly murdered! DDer same is running things time ‘round, I think this is a plain ol’ game, so something straightforward for the vets and easy ...
WowioTV, new MAFIA signups, and lots of milestones!
skoolmunkee at 3:28AM, July 24, 2010In case you hadn't noticed, WowioTV is broadcasting! (And if you actually hadn't, just check the main page!) Lots of stuff going on at SDCC, and the DD people who are in attendance have all reported having a good time! You can even see some of them on ...
Server move was successful! MAFIA XXII signups! Milestones!
skoolmunkee at 3:29AM, Jan. 27, 2010Sorry this newspost is a little late- I couldn't do it Sunday because of the site freeze, and I've been too busy until today…
Speaking of the site freeze, I am told that everything copied over without a hitch! Of course, there have been a few things here ...
I guess the site wasn't frozen, meanwhile, here's some more news!
skoolmunkee at 11:30AM, Jan. 10, 2010I forgot to announce this one on Wednesday, I'm sorry carolyn! :[
The Horribles (a featured comic) by carolyn reached 50 pages on Wednesday! Congrats!
OK! More news!
I'm not sure when the site freeze will happen, apparently it wasn't over the weekend (Plat warned that it might ...
Site freeze (temporarily) over, new interviews, and milestones!
skoolmunkee at 1:39PM, Dec. 14, 2009OK- The site is sort of back now. People should be able to update their comics, leave comments, post on the forums etc.
Unfortunately something went wrong with the database transfer over the weekend, so they're going to have to do this 48-hour freeze again. I'm not sure ...
Show me some news baby, awww yeah
skoolmunkee at 2:38AM, Nov. 12, 2009Hey all! Quick ‘admin’ announcement - I'll be doing regular newsposts on Sunday afternoon and on Thursday morning from now on, instead of Monday and sometimes Wednesday mornings. I have to get up really early those days and get out the door and I don't even have time to ...
Spear Wielding Reporter Interviews A God, Things Get Bloody
skoolmunkee at 11:50PM, Oct. 4, 2009
Hello everyone! Welcome to Monday! Today's biggest news of note is a good ‘un, and I’m telling you that you have no excuse not to read it! spearcarrier interviews Anubis of Blood Bound:
Q. Was there a time you ever felt like giving up?
A. Oh yes, early ...
Gang Warfare Erupts on Drunk Duck, Photographers Sad We Are Not A Volcano
skoolmunkee at 6:42AM, Sept. 26, 2009ParkerFarker would like everyone to know that the signups are on for MAFIA XVI - come join the 16th forum game of paranoid violence IF YOU DARE! This time around it's more or less the traditional rules, but in a slightly different setting- 2 gangs with innocent townies inbetween, oh ...
Community High Schools Under Attack; Queer Press Grant Announced
skoolmunkee at 4:24AM, Sept. 12, 2009 vs
Yesterday, Top Drawer High launched an attack against Drunk Duck High (the target of the attack was this thread). Those TD High guys are so immoral and callous, just look at the day they picked! How ignorant an insensitive (so, very Top Drawer). >:[ I would like to voice deep ...