Hello, I am Ozoneocean and I will be your admin for this newspost.
Skoolmunkee is busy slayng dragons by day and working as an international underwear model by night, occasionally getting the two confused - often showing up for work in a singed bra as a consequence. It's a glamorous ...

I get to do another news post! Wee...... Comic Con at San Diego!
Ozoneocean at 1:11AM, June 16, 2010TD/DD High, Mafia XXIX, and milestones, you are all so ungrateful! >:[
skoolmunkee at 10:52AM, June 9, 2010How about that great newspost Oz made earlier today, huh? :] I couldn't have made it sound that exciting.
Also I'll be gone next week, so I won't be doing a newspost mid-week, though I should be able to do newsposts on the two Sundays- but if you ...
It is back, the news is back! Hide your children! And your cupcakes!
skoolmunkee at 7:36AM, May 19, 2010Sorry about the delay with the news there, everyone! I was on holiday, making a nuisance of myself in Scotland and Ireland, then there was lots of stuff to do when I got back. But I am back now and although I feel like I need to sleep for a ...
Lots of news today! Better read it all or no dessert!
skoolmunkee at 8:56AM, May 11, 2010Hey guys, sorry the news is a bit late this week! I have been on holiday and it is hard to do newsposts while driving around Scotland. Sunday's newspost might be on time though. Maybe!
OK I do not have a lot of time so I will make this ...
Updating problem still not fixed, sorry... Also, lots of regular news!
skoolmunkee at 2:51PM, March 14, 2010Update on the broken images/HTML thing- those of you who were adding pages, thumbnails, or editing your custom HTML for a period on Sunday, may have noticed that the images were broken or the HTML wasn't being saved.
Well! That appears to be working again now- except any ...
OK- The site should be working again. No more vanishing stuff? Also, MAFIAAAAAAA
skoolmunkee at 3:12PM, Feb. 17, 2010It was, as we suspected, related to the server changes going on. They were trying to turn off the old database, but things here and there were still referencing the old server. So, while the servers re-synched, brief timespans of changes weren't saved. Platinum has been very apologetic and ...
Site is flipping out, Putting a hold on newsposts
skoolmunkee at 1:21AM, Feb. 16, 2010Hi all.
As I'm sure many of you have noticed, something is going on with DrunkDuck- it has to do with the move to the new servers, but we don't have clear info about what is going on or when it would be fixed. Essentially, things that people ...
Return to our regularly scheduled newspost
skoolmunkee at 5:16PM, Dec. 21, 2009I am guessing the server move is over because the forums are back up and most things seem to be working! I have no idea whether the move was successful or not- we haven't heard anything yet from the guys at Platinum. I'm sure if something has gone ...
Reminder - site freeze tonight, midnight EST- should finish 11am EST Monday
skoolmunkee at 9:08AM, Dec. 18, 2009Check back a couple newsposts for more details. Drunk Duck will be ‘frozen’ (no updates, forum posting, etc) over the weekend to accomodate a necessary server move. Approximate times affected in different time zones:
9pm Pacific - 8am Pacific
12am EST - 11am EST
5am GMT (Saturday) - 4pm GMT Monday
We know ...