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King Of The Hill
blergness at 7:36AM, July 27, 2009
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Luckily for me, I got distraced while falling, so I ended up flying all the way to Naboo. amazed at the sight of someone flying you try. Unfortuntly for you, you are not as easily distracted as me and just fall down the hill. I land on the hill like a bird and start pecking around the ground.
The hill and all teh delisious bugs inside it are mine.
I have a comic now! http://www.drunkduck.com/Talking_to_Myself/ and i really don't care if you read it!
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GarBonzo Bean at 11:13AM, July 27, 2009
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The bugs that you ate happen to be poisonous, blackhole dweling, deadly bugs. I offer you the antidote in exchange for the hill, you accept and I claim the hill.
If its popsicle, its possible!
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blergness at 1:15PM, July 27, 2009
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But you obviously don't remember my stint in the blackhole. during that time i learned to live off of those same bugs. My leaving was just a ruse! I come flying back on a cloud of the bugs!
Being a dancing banana, you are afraid of bugs. So you run away, the bugs drop me off and i wave goodbye while sitting on the hill.
It is now mine.
I have a comic now! http://www.drunkduck.com/Talking_to_Myself/ and i really don't care if you read it!
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waff at 1:00PM, July 30, 2009
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*I try to think of a convoluted scheme to re-take the hill, but fail, so I just drop A comedically large shoe on you and bugs* The hill and the shoe are mine.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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ParkerFarker at 2:36AM, July 31, 2009
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I put a spider in your shoe. You leap 20,000 metres into the air. While you are falling, I push the hill (using my extreme muscles) a few metres over. I crawl onto the hill, and you fall to the dirt where the hill once was. The hill is mine. And, I pull blergness the girl onto my hill and give her a pan to dust with (just joshin', I DO respect women!)

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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GarBonzo Bean at 9:08AM, July 31, 2009
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I walk up to you on your hill, I show you a letter from NASA that says I'm going to be the first banana in space. You storm off the hill to go tell NASA that monkeys are way better than bananas. I claim the hill and plant a flag on it. The hill is mine!
If its popsicle, its possible!
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cool guy at 10:10AM, July 31, 2009
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I, with my heavy artillery snipe you from 1 mile away. I stay hidden and claim the hill and snipe anyone that tries to claim it.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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blergness at 10:30PM, July 31, 2009
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Being the superior gender(without a mutated chromosome), I spot your horrible hiding place and jump you and attack. Being the lesser gender, you run. The hill is mine.
{see! I can be sexist too! :P}
I have a comic now! http://www.drunkduck.com/Talking_to_Myself/ and i really don't care if you read it!
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Kaolyne at 11:06PM, July 31, 2009
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I went to the hiding place and dropped some headcrabs.
Imagination surpasses Knowledge
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ParkerFarker at 6:48PM, Aug. 1, 2009
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I get 34 dancing bananas and I strap rockets on them. I fire them at you on the hill and as they are right above you, the parachutes release. Once the dancing bananas land, you run for your life because you were surrounded by 34 inferior beings. I take the hill and eat the bananas.

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Kaolyne at 9:41PM, Aug. 1, 2009
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I shoot you with a tranquilizer gun. You fall asleep and I leave you in a place where there are lots of bananas. I sit on the hill with a shotgun and claim it as mine anyway.

Oh yeah…

ParkerFarker
Seeing how Kaolyne is just observing the hill and Blergness is still the owner, I frame him for the murder of JFK and the cops shoot him 86 times. As he lays there bleeding, nearly dead, I shoot him 48 more times. He is now just a bloody mess. But he is still living. I axe off his head. He is now completely dead. But just to be sure I plant a pipe bomb in him and he blows up with no trace left of him. I claim the this hill as my own.

Best death ever.
Imagination surpasses Knowledge
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cool guy at 8:24AM, Aug. 3, 2009
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I come up from behind you since blergness was chasing me before and stab you 13 times in the back once you're dead I claim the hill
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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blergness at 12:02PM, Aug. 3, 2009
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I explain to you that stabbing people in the back isn't very nice. You start to feel really bad, so you run off to go figure out how to re-animate a corpse so you can apologise.
I sit on the hill and it is now mine. I name it Fluffy.
I have a comic now! http://www.drunkduck.com/Talking_to_Myself/ and i really don't care if you read it!
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cool guy at 9:30PM, Aug. 3, 2009
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I come back stab YOU in the back and say “I thought and didn't care.”
I claim the hill and name it Chargoggagogg
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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ParkerFarker at 9:00PM, Aug. 4, 2009
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Chargoggagogg is my middle name. Hill is mine.

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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cool guy at 10:27PM, Aug. 4, 2009
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I get a copy of your birth certificate (Don't ask how) and prove that Chargoggagogg isn't your middle name. Hill mine again.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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blergness at 10:51PM, Aug. 4, 2009
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I yell “FLUFFY WHY!!???!?!?!?!???!?!?!”
and the hill comes running back to me, to comfort me from my lost.
it is now mine.
I have a comic now! http://www.drunkduck.com/Talking_to_Myself/ and i really don't care if you read it!
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cool guy at 11:06PM, Aug. 4, 2009
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Too bad that that the hill didn't stop running and it crushed you. Chargoggagogg is mine again.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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ParkerFarker at 1:31AM, Aug. 6, 2009
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I legally changed my name to Chargoggagogg. Hill is mine.

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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cool guy at 7:49AM, Aug. 6, 2009
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I illegally killed you Chargoggagogg's mine
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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blergness at 12:39PM, Aug. 6, 2009
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I call the police and tell them that you illegally killed someone. They take you away.
FLUFFY is now mine.
I have a comic now! http://www.drunkduck.com/Talking_to_Myself/ and i really don't care if you read it!
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cool guy at 2:34PM, Aug. 6, 2009
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Me and my inmate successfully escape after 1 year. I go to the location of the hill Me and Hugo beat you to a pulp and we claim the hill. And after I tell Hugo that the hill's name is Chargoggagogg he decides to find another hill with a name he can pronounce. So Chargoggagogg is mine.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Salsa at 6:17PM, Aug. 6, 2009
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Two words:
Hill's mine.
RAGE!
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blergness at 6:22PM, Aug. 6, 2009
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I tell you that ontractions are illegal and threaten to call the police on you(they're tots my peeps yo.) and you run away. I also get some offical lookin papers and OFFICIALLY name the hill so the hill's name is officaily Fluffy. I then eat the paper so no one can get to it and change the name.

Fluffy is mine.
I have a comic now! http://www.drunkduck.com/Talking_to_Myself/ and i really don't care if you read it!
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ParkerFarker at 4:05AM, Aug. 7, 2009
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despite my death, I legally change my name to Fluffy. Hill is mine.

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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cool guy at 9:52AM, Aug. 7, 2009
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I wait for the “Circle of life” to happen and search for the papers in the sewer. I change the hill's name to Chargoggagogg and claim it as mine.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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blergness at 4:29PM, Aug. 7, 2009
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i head off to claim the hill, smell Cool Guy, become discusted and go sit somewhere else. I notice that the place I sat is a gental slope.
This hill is now mine.
I have a comic now! http://www.drunkduck.com/Talking_to_Myself/ and i really don't care if you read it!
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cool guy at 4:19AM, Aug. 8, 2009
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Chargoggagogg is still mine then…
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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blergness at 7:56AM, Aug. 8, 2009
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yes, but my hill is much nicer and doesn't have a stupid name.
I have a comic now! http://www.drunkduck.com/Talking_to_Myself/ and i really don't care if you read it!
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cool guy at 9:20AM, Aug. 8, 2009
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Chargoggagogg is offended and crushes you and your hill thus making Chargoggagogg the best Hill in the area.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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