Dukat
Ok she's gone insane. Better make sure gets the right help. Hemp nooses usually help with that right? :P

Only if you smoke them.

Mafia, viglilante, KIll me quiiiiickly!!

humorman
DING!

nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah
da da da da, da da da da

da da da da, da da da da
da da da da, da da da da

I work at burger king
making flame broiled whoppers
I wear paper hats
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?

Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done

I gotta run
I gotta run
I gotta run
I gotta run

Don't bob for fries in hot fat
it really hurts bad
and so do skin grafts
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?

Where is the bell?
Wait for the bell
Can't hear the bell
Where is the bell?

Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done

I work at burger king
making flame broiled whoppers
I wear paper hats
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?

Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
Diiiing friiiiies aaaaare dooooooone

AH! Dukat is a Witch! Burn him instead!

can't we just exile people rather then kill them

Niccea
AH! Dukat is a Witch! Burn him instead!

Does he weigh the same as a duck?

Hakoshen

Niccea
AH! Dukat is a Witch! Burn him instead!

Does he weigh the same as a duck?

He is half duck!


And I played a version of mafia were the inactives were kicked out if they didn't participate in 3 day cycles in a row. I think this policy would be helpful. (Especially if our mafia are in the inactive people)

Also, Ozone, quit Harking.

Niccea
And I played a version of mafia were the inactives were kicked out if they didn't participate in 3 day cycles in a row. I think this policy would be helpful. (Especially if our mafia are in the inactive people)

That sounds sensible. It'd hardly be fair if anyone guilty was just lurking around doing nothing.

edit: it'd harm both sides, but…the inactive people aren't benefiting the townie side…except by existing. It seems like the danger outweighs that, though?

Man, EVERYTHING has two sides to it. Can't make an absolutely certain, provably factual statement in this thread at all. Sigh.

Niccea
He is half duck!

I'm afraid we can only burn half of him then.

Niccea
And I played a version of mafia were the inactives were kicked out if they didn't participate in 3 day cycles in a row. I think this policy would be helpful. (Especially if our mafia are in the inactive people)

On that same token, we could cut the number of townies in half.

Niccea
Also, Ozone, quit Harking.

lol

Ochitsukanai

Niccea
And I played a version of mafia were the inactives were kicked out if they didn't participate in 3 day cycles in a row. I think this policy would be helpful. (Especially if our mafia are in the inactive people)

That sounds sensible. It'd hardly be fair if anyone guilty was just lurking around doing nothing.

The movement has been seconded. All in favor? I'm sorry mayor…that is your job…

At Hakoshen…the first day cycle hasn't even begun yet.

They will have three day cycles…

Well all I can say is that the2ndredbarron and I have been in cobstant communication for the past two days. I know exactly who he intends to kill and it will be funny when humourman tells us who it was :)

Niccea

Ochitsukanai

Niccea
And I played a version of mafia were the inactives were kicked out if they didn't participate in 3 day cycles in a row. I think this policy would be helpful. (Especially if our mafia are in the inactive people)

That sounds sensible. It'd hardly be fair if anyone guilty was just lurking around doing nothing.

The movement has been seconded. All in favor? I'm sorry mayor…that is your job…

At Hakoshen…the first day cycle hasn't even begun yet.

They will have three day cycles…

Well with a policy like this, the last game might have avoided the headaches at the end.

Niccea
They will have three day cycles…

Oh yeah, my bad. Anyone who doesn't do anything for three days probably isn't playing anyway.

They shouldn't just be kicked out.

There should be a better penalty than that…

They should be stripped naked, then tarred, then feathered, then lynched in one big mass-lynching tar and feathering mass, mass lynch-fest.

We'll call it Lynchapollooza!

do we have to lynch them

ozoneocean
They shouldn't just be kicked out.

There should be a better penalty than that…

They should be stripped naked, then tarred, then feathered, then lynched in one big mass-lynching tar and feathering mass, mass lynch-fest.

We'll call it Lynchapollooza!

The mayor can just call them all to lynch then.

I think it's far nicer to just say that the inactives “moved out of town”

leaderofstars
do we have to lynch them

yess. And you as well.

leaderofstars
do we have to lynch them

We can drive them out of town if Waff finished the giant golf club.

Or…we could fling them out if Waff rebuilds the catpult.

Or we can throw them into Mt. Whatthehell.

i have a copter. can't we just airlift them out into a desert

Night 1 Narrative

'Twas the first night of the… night. The air was crisp and cool, yet also electrified with electricity.

One townie is in his house. Staring at the crackling fire of his fireplace, he knew his time was up. Just then, a stranger entered his through the front door.

“So, you're here to kill me. I can honestly say I'm not surprised.” said the townie.

“Relax, it will all be over soon.” said the stranger.

“You're dumb!” said the townie.

“Hey, I'm not dumb! I planned this all along!” retorted the stranger.

The stranger then pulled out a gun… *BANG* *BANG* …the townie was dead.

“Well, that was easy. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a bowl of gazpacho waiting for me at home… Oh wait, you can't excuse me, because you're dead! BWAHAHAHA!!!”

Ozoneocean the Jail-keeper has been killed.

—

Meanwhile, in another house, another person was about to settle down to some popcorn or something, but as he was about to reach for the Jiffy-Pop…

WHOOOSH!!!

Right in the refrigerator, a Sword of Osiris had been thrown.

“Jeepers creepers! It's the Ripper! Why do bad things always happen to me?” screeched the man with the popcorn.

“Are you serious? Nothing but bad things are bound to arise here, in a town full of mafiosos and ne'er-do-wells such as myself!” chuckled the Ripper.

So the fight began, but before the Ripper could cast a final blow, the popcorn-man was able to grasp for the Sword of Osiris stuck in the fridge.

The defender yelled, “A ha! Now the sword is on the other fo–”

*BANG*

Just then, a sniper bullet from nowhere pierced the defender's right leg.

“Et tu, assassin?!?!” wailed the wounded popcorn-wielding man.

“Well, looks like my job is done!” said the Ripper as he merrily skipped out of the house.

It seemed as though it was the end for the popcorn-man, but just then, a paramedic showed up!

“Sorry I can't stay, but I'm going to miss my shows!” said the paramedic in a rush.

Hooray! No one has died in this house tonight.

—

“Oh boy! I can't wait for my shows!” said the paramedic, gleefully running from the house that wreaked with popcorn and artificial butter. Just then, the paramedic saw a familiar face near the door of his house.

“Hey guy,” yelled the paramedic. “Did you wanna watch some TV with me, friend?”

“Oh, be quiet,” said the stranger. “I am so sick and tired of the things that come from your mouth! All you bring to this town is death and destruction! I'm so angry at you that I could… I… I'm… I'm going to throw this brick at your head!”

And so the man did. The brick flung through the air and struck the paramedic right in the temple. The paramedic then collapsed on the floor.

“Hello? Hello?!” shouted the man to the lifeless paramedic. “Oops… well, um… see you later!”

But he never did see him later, because the paramedic was dead!

Harkovast the paramedic has been killed.

—

Well, that's two dead for tonight. Look at the first post to see the updated list of players.

Remember, no dead-talking!

—

Day 2 ends at 5:00pm PST.

The mayor must PQ how many people he wishes to lynch by 3:00pm PST.

Everyone must vote to lynch someone by 4:00pm PST.

I'm not entirely sure about airlifts to deserts. I've seen airlifts in zombie movies, they never work out right, something always goes wrong and them *BAM* more zombies. Don't want that.

SKOOOOl! CLUE LIST!

I miss black kittys clues.

Seems to me that Hark was hit by the vigilante. A very sloppy hit imo. Should always wait until proof before using hits and accidentally wasting them like that.

Although, I do thank you for shutting him up.

the2ndredbaron
I miss black kittys clues.

T_T Me too. And Ozone was the best at deciphering them…we have to rely on someone else…not me…maybe Skool (she did it last time…) Um…It is obvious that Hark didn't get along with the person that killed him…

Niccea
SKOOOOl! CLUE LIST!

Well. Looks like Harking is an official term now.

*floats toward heaven*

I saw that coming….

o_o I couldn't see any clues in the narrative.
I mean, except for the obvious fact that the second person was attacked by the ripper.
I'll wait for a more intelligent person to decipher the clues! :D

*to hark*
remember to read and comment on my comics

crocty
o_o I couldn't see any clues in the narrative.
I mean, except for the obvious fact that the second person was attacked by the ripper.
I'll wait for a more intelligent person to decipher the clues! :D

And Hark was defending the person the Ripper tried to kill.


At the mafia: Are you sure you want THAT name? Cause it will be set in stone with the comic comes out for today.