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gullas at 12:33AM, Feb. 18, 2009
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So Ochitsukanai won? Congratulations new mayor.


and now we play the waiting game….
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harkovast at 4:53AM, Feb. 18, 2009
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Dukat, as I have said, you can lynch me if both moyor candidates prove innocent and I was totally wrong.
I am innocent, but I will be the logical next to die if neither of them are guilty. I am happy to accept that if I have failed.
But one of the ones who came close to winning is bound to be mafia, and there are 3 times as many townies as mafia, so we can soak up a few casualties in a way that the mob can't.
I dont want to sit around and wait for clues, since the mafia in this game have an assasin who can kill people with no clues so if they only use him as the killer they will never give any clues at all.
(I dont write the rules, but there it is!)

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Ozoneocean at 4:57AM, Feb. 18, 2009
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since the mafia in this game have an assassin who can kill people with no clues so if they only use him as the killer they will never give any clues at all.
The assassin is a worthless POS scumbag with no life and no ability! Ha!

I laught in his worthless face! Hahahahaha

That loser won't kill anyone. He's too afraid. He'll be sitting in a corner, in a puddle of his OWN urine shivering and crapping all over himself. lol!

You mark my words people. That ineffectual loser won't be a problem for us ;)
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Niccea at 5:57AM, Feb. 18, 2009
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-.- Ozone, this new side of you is scaring me. Hark can't accept that an innocent person could get a lot of votes for mayor on their own steam. He is also a sore loser.
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Ozoneocean at 6:17AM, Feb. 18, 2009
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-.- Ozone, this new side of you is scaring me.
I'm having a LOT of fun right now ^___^


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BTW. The assassin's is a sad, sorry, waste of a life.
And i will laugh and laugh and laugh as he fails to kill anyone or do anything at all , time after time :)
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crocty at 6:23AM, Feb. 18, 2009
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o_o
I can't tell if Ozone is being serious or not.

Either way, I'm going to e-step away from him, because he's weird anyway.
*Steps away from Ozone*
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Niccea at 6:42AM, Feb. 18, 2009
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*scuttles away* I'm with you on that one. -.- Ozone are you trying to be sacrificial lamb so we can find mafia? If that is the case, I applaud you on your valor.
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gullas at 6:48AM, Feb. 18, 2009
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Hmmm interesting, the mafia members can all kill right? So technically they could all strike different persons and the serial killer to could:cat: that would be horrible …
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Niccea at 6:55AM, Feb. 18, 2009
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Hmmm interesting, the mafia members can all kill right? So technically they could all strike different persons and the serial killer to could:cat: that would be horrible …
don't forget the vigilante. And we don't know what the random role does.
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waff at 7:07AM, Feb. 18, 2009
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Hmmm interesting, the mafia members can all kill right? So technically they could all strike different persons and the serial killer to could:cat: that would be horrible …
don't forget the vigilante. And we don't know what the random role does.
:cat:no…we don't:cat:
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:cat:and we shouldn't forget about the vigalante:cat:

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Niccea at 7:12AM, Feb. 18, 2009
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*has a pillow in her hand an a thumb in her mouth* Waffy? Can I sleep in your box tonight? I'm scared.
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waff at 7:17AM, Feb. 18, 2009
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*has a pillow in her hand an a thumb in her mouth* Waffy? Can I sleep in your box tonight? I'm scared.
oh yeah sure climb on up in, there should be a hatch leading into the inside of the box…and don't touch the big red button.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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gullas at 7:20AM, Feb. 18, 2009
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Hey waff,can I also sleep in your box? I'll bring the marshmallows and snacks.
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waff at 7:27AM, Feb. 18, 2009
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Hey waff,can I also sleep in your box? I'll bring the marshmallows and snacks.
marshmallows and snacks? definatley…we can have a sleep over…but gullas PLEASE don't touch the red button.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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gullas at 7:29AM, Feb. 18, 2009
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Awrite *jumps in waff's box* so who wants to tell the first ghost story :)?
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crocty at 7:31AM, Feb. 18, 2009
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I'll tell the story of the killer hobo, who liked to invite little boys in to his cardboard box, and told them not to touch the red button that would instantly kill the little boy, if he pressed it.

The hobo wanted to press it himself! D:

Gee, good thing these things never really happen around here, huh?
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gullas at 7:34AM, Feb. 18, 2009
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I hope not.

I have one! Once upon a time there was a mafia infested town….
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waff at 7:53AM, Feb. 18, 2009
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I'll tell the story of the killer hobo, who liked to invite little boys in to his cardboard box, and told them not to touch the red button that would instantly kill the little boy, if he pressed it.

The hobo wanted to press it himself! D:

Gee, good thing these things never really happen around here, huh?
yah my button just does this *pushes red button* *neon sign saying please don't touch the red button flicks on* the sign gives me a headache.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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gullas at 7:57AM, Feb. 18, 2009
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… and they all lived happily ever after. The end.

Did you just push the red button?
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Niccea at 8:03AM, Feb. 18, 2009
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*glares at Crocty* Good think I'm a girl then.
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harkovast at 8:33AM, Feb. 18, 2009
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Niccea you have not really disproved my logic.
Your counter argument seems to amount to “no it isn't, you are a sore loser”
I am basing what I am saying on a logical idea.
The masons would all vote for one of the masons to be mayor (unless that are idiots) since they know each other to innocent, so would desperately want one of their own as mayor to avoid a mafia mayor.

The mafia are obviously going to be desperate for a mafia mayor, so clearly one of the main candidates has to be mafia (unless you are claiming the mafia just are not trying very hard and did not bother to try and get that role).

My plan is execute you, if you are not mafia we execute ochi, and if you are both innocent, I screwed up you will probably all execute me for being having set you up (I haven't set you up and I believe what I am saying is correct, but there is a possibility I am wrong, so I am accepting the reality of the situation.)

Since I am putting my own neck on the line if I am wrong, I hardly think you can put this down to me being a “sore loser”. If I have misread the situation, the consequences for me are obvious. I am ready to put my life on the line to defeat the mafia. I am not asking any more from you and ochi. One of you is very likely to be a bad guy, and so we have to start by killing one of you.


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crocty at 8:38AM, Feb. 18, 2009
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*glares at Crocty* Good think I'm a girl then.
Uhh, me too.

>_>
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Don't kill me Mr. Waff. D:
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waff at 8:49AM, Feb. 18, 2009
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*glares at Crocty* Good think I'm a girl then.
Uhh, me too.

>_>
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Don't kill me Mr. Waff. D:
I won't…unless your mafia. although if go into the lower levels of my box you could get killed because of all radiation and the like.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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theorah at 8:51AM, Feb. 18, 2009
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Hey waff,can I also sleep in your box? I'll bring the marshmallows and snacks.
marshmallows and snacks? definatley…we can have a sleep over…but gullas PLEASE don't touch the red button.

yay sleep over! Lets have a pillow fight whilst everyone else is lynching each other! ;D

I wonder if Ozone, if you are the citizen with the special power, since you seem so enthusiastic to be killed right now! 0_0 I almost want to vote you just so I can see what happens, maybe you explode or something :D
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waff at 8:55AM, Feb. 18, 2009
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Hey waff,can I also sleep in your box? I'll bring the marshmallows and snacks.
marshmallows and snacks? definatley…we can have a sleep over…but gullas PLEASE don't touch the red button.

yay sleep over! Lets have a pillow fight whilst everyone else is lynching each other! ;D

I wonder if Ozone, if you are the citizen with the special power, since you seem so enthusiastic to be killed right now! 0_0 I almost want to vote you just so I can see what happens, maybe you explode or something :D
he's probably the paranoid or mad bomber
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*hits theorah in the face with a pillow* PILLOW FIGHT!!!!!!!

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Niccea at 8:59AM, Feb. 18, 2009
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Well, Hark. I hope your death is quick then. Because you are convicting two innocent townies. I have exchanged roles with Ochi…or rather, she knows my role. So if I die. I can blame her. But I do not think I will get lynched. The clues will be flying tomorrow.

*roast marshmallows over the volcano*
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harkovast at 9:39AM, Feb. 18, 2009
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Niccea lots of lovely clues.
Unless, as I mentioned, the mafia just uses their assassin character to do the killing….the guy that leaves no clues.

Niccea are you suggesting that the mafia did not bother to try and contest the mayor election? Because a mafia that is not even trying that hard is going to be really easy to beat.

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Niccea at 9:41AM, Feb. 18, 2009
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I'm suggesting that any number of things are possible. Remember, we didn't exactly have 100% voter turnout. I'm just saying, who knows? For all we know know, Hakoshen is the mafia member, and the rest of the mafia forgot to vote for him.

I would be disappointed if the mafia is that lazy.

Another option was that they were too busy trying to decide their godfather. I hope they come up with a mafia name.

Warning to all mafia: submit a name for your organization to humorman by 11 PM PST or I will give you your own name and you won't like it.
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waff at 9:53AM, Feb. 18, 2009
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yup anything is possible *starts staring a harkovast*

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Niccea at 10:03AM, Feb. 18, 2009
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I made up a new term for the mafia game:

Harking - acting so suspicious, you are deemed not suspicious.
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