I've suddenly got the urge to play Zoo Tycoon 2, which is very odd, because there are only so many polar bears that I can release on the innocent zoo patrons in the game before it gets boring. And yet… AND YET… I am now huddled in font of the computer clicking away liek a madman mumbling things like: “The pandas want more water, STUFF ‘EM! I’ll just put a lake in there.”
And there is the creepiest looking bird outside my window, there's a picture of it:

reasons why this bird is hella creepy:
-It's staring into the study through beedy yellow eyes
-It keeps leering at me menacingly from its branch just outside the window
-It keeps rubbing its very long and very sharp beak on the branch in a threatening manner
-It's the size of my goddamn head
-It's beak is big enough to peck out my eyes easily
-I swear to God its planning something with fellow birds that are now flocking to this tree outside my study
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OH and Larry, just leave the Admins alone, Shit-Stirring gets you no where in life :/