your dream is so scary, you have a heart attack and you die!

Gale-force winds

Jackie Chan kick's you in the face and snaps your neck.

…

in the middle of a hurricane.



explosive monkeys.

while in japan looking for monkey shaped fireworks, a ninja chops your head off with his awesome kung fu skills!

a paper airplane with a lit match for cargo.

The match sets the paper air plane on fire and due to the naughty western wind it blows the plane right up ur butt. the fire spreads up your large intestine and into your stomach. Earlier that day you consumed a gallon of gasoline and it explodes, destroying the next user to post on this thred.


a box of air

you step inside the empty box as the magician closes the door and starts putting swords in. unfortuanetly, this magician can't even do card tricks.

a green pea

It gets stuck in your throat and you No wait! you manage to swallow it and you…. don't die….. no it just exploded, you die.



Pencil with legs

Well a pencil with legs would be your obvious death, mainly because of the pencil's own insecurities causing it's murderous tendencies. Twelve years earlier it went on a rampage which had been kept on record at the local police department. Each of its seven victims was a ravid utensil user, their choice being either pens or, worse, mechanical pencils. The pencil with legs found this offensive to its natural origin and took revenge as the seven victims each reminded it of its racist mother. The wounds were to the throat, temples, feet and eyes in practiced succession. The pencil with legs liked to have his victims caught in it's graphite-related torture.
Your death, however, was a complete accident. Driving in a stolen car, the pencil drove with one foot on the steering wheel and one on the gas pedal, completely unaware of the left hand turn coming up. It missed the turn, swerving in fear and hitting a mail box at 30 miles per hour. It easily goes through the windshield and hits you square in the neck as you were waiting for a bus. Fortunately for you, it's a tiny pencil coming out of an out of control toy car. Unfortunately, it's sharpened and it's feet keep your neck open as you bleed to death from your jugular.

A pink elephant.

it eats you. nuff said.

george bush

George Bush = Death .

pretty obvious


cheesecake

You eat a slice of cheese cake and then remember your Lactose intolerant and allergic to wheat products. you spit it out but its too late. your insides boil and you slam your head into the fire place cause you can't take the pain.


me

suicide is the only way, except if it is you evil twin that lives inside your head and feeds of webcomics.

Mozilla firefox

It makes all the internet content suck and you kill your self by breaking your computer screen and drinking the plasma.


spongebob

You lagh yourself to death.

Pie. No wait, there's not a chance in hell that the almighty pie can kill you. ok umm…. Queen(the band)

Queen comes out and freddie murcury comes out with a coconut creme pie lined with aids and anthrax. he hands the pie to you. just touching it you are as screwed as he was.



A playstation memory card.

you get really angry after you complete the worlds longest playstation game without saving, only to realise that your memory card is full! you walk to the nearest electronics store to buy a new one. on the way a hobo asks for some spare change, but since you only brought exactly enough to buy a new memory card, you don't give him any. he then kicks you in the gut until you are unconcious, and runs off with your wallet. you wake up five days later in the hospital. you jump out of the hospital bed to go get some breakfast, but right when you step outside of the hospital, the hobo is back, this time with a shotgun. boom. you die. sucks to be you.

mcdonalds

Ronald or whatever the name of that clown is goes crazy (wouldn't you whit a job like that) well the facking clown goes basark and starts beating up chilodren, thats whan you foun a frozen bigmac and try to be a hero by trowing it at him. thats when you realiz that you suck and miss the trow, thats when the clown comes up to you and takes you to the fryer and says “whana take a dive bitch” and he burns your face whit the bowling oil or wathever but you aren't death yet you beg for your life and ronald says “Heck no I'm taking this facking place and you to hell” then he open all the microwaves and puts in some aluminum (don't know were he got that from.) set them on and Kaboooooommmmm! ther goes the neigborhood literaly oh and you die too. the end (for now)




a japanese school girl

The japanese School girl comes out and shanks you for being a pervert. it doent matter if she was mistaken or not cause that doesnt stop you from having a big gaping hole in your chest. you die!



A bunny rabbit. a normal everyday white bunny rabbit.

You kill the bunny rabbit. But in Mother Russia…


Alcohol.

You get a bunch of alcohol poured on you and a smoker flicks his cigarette on you…2+2=4 buddy!


a ham sandwich!

You are allergic to ham and die.

Radec.

seeing that i can't remember what radec means and am too lazy too look it up i kill you myself. with a chainsaw.

empty beercan

You rip it in half and cut yourself on one of the sharp edges.
(Radec is a mod on thses forums 'ere)

Iceland.

it explodes and seeing that I and wolfer are both Icelandic we both die.

youtube

You see a video so horrible you scratch out your eyes. Then bleed to death. After that the video is deleted.

A tyrannosaurus rex robot ninja.

the A tyrannosaurus rex robot ninja was going to kill you but it tripped on the ground and died, a monkey comes and eats your head of.

harry potter

Two words: Avada Kedvara.

A book.

PAPER CUTS ALL OVER YOUR BUDY MUAHHAAAA!








watching THE MOVIE Freedom Writers

You get so bored, your brain flees.

Internet Explorer.

You get a nasty trojan that causes you computer to blow up! the shrapnel decapitates you.



An Abacinater.

It has rabies and it bites you. nuff said.

emo music.