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nerdsareinvading at 7:42PM, Oct. 26, 2006

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you get burnt to a crisp like mom's pie

golden spatula

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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Nightmare Zero at 5:25AM, Oct. 27, 2006

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The shine from the spatula blinds you, causing you to trip and fall off a cliff.

A pair of headphones.

I'll accept your challenge anytime!

And check out Crest Holders!

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233

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nerdsareinvading at 10:49AM, Oct. 27, 2006

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the headphones send micro waves into your brain and burn it… like moms pie

mom's pie

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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AQua_ng at 10:54AM, Oct. 27, 2006

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Death by choking.

Science.

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!

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nerdsareinvading at 11:00AM, Oct. 27, 2006

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you get bored listening to the teacher rant on about physics ans so you go all emo and cut your wrists and bleed to death…

Q-tip

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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Brinx at 1:09PM, Oct. 27, 2006

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Simple you leave it in there and when the phone rings and you put the phone at the ear with the Q-tip and it punkched your brain and then you die.

DVD player

Forum games citizens.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.

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nerdsareinvading at 2:05PM, Oct. 27, 2006

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you try putting your tongue into the drive and closing it then die from 99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999
,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999
999,999,999.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999… volts of electricity coursing throughout your body

$1.27

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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jgib99 at 11:44AM, Oct. 28, 2006

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You're walking outside one morning. As you're ready to cross the street, you see the psychotic homicidal ex-boyfriend of your current girlfriend. He, along with ten of his equally homicidal friends, want to discuss how he really feels about you stealing his babe. You start to run for your life. You see a bus waiting for the light to turn green. You hop on the bus. The bus fare is $2.00. But you only have $1.27. Instead of cutting you a break, the bus driver kicks you off the bus. Leaving you to be beaten to death, to a bloody pulp.

Hot Pockets!!

Karen's Edge

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Brinx at 12:01PM, Oct. 28, 2006

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You just choke on the hot pocket.

paper airplane

Forum games citizens.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.

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Nightmare Zero at 8:25AM, Oct. 30, 2006

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It flies by you, slicing your neck.

This forum game.

I'll accept your challenge anytime!

And check out Crest Holders!

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233

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Brinx at 12:25PM, Oct. 30, 2006

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Your heads explodes for trying to think of an idea for the next thing that might kill you.

an actual drunk duck.

Forum games citizens.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.

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ssbguy at 12:54PM, Oct. 30, 2006

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the duck goes into a drunken rage and pecks you to death.

Next Object: a glass sculpture

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Dan at 1:35PM, Oct. 30, 2006

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The glass explodes for no reason, sending one shard into your eye, another one into your toe, another one into your thumb, 4 large pieces in your limbs, and one huge and ultra-sharp shard into your crotch.

Life

“I like shooting, but I sure as hell don't like being shot at.”

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Brinx at 1:58PM, Oct. 30, 2006

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You just randomly get hit by a 18 wheeler truck. Hey that's “life” for ya.

a alarm clock

Forum games citizens.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.

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Radec at 9:16PM, Oct. 30, 2006

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due to a factory defect, your alarm clock was mistakenly equipped with a fist-sized chunk of armed C4 that was flattened behind the glass panel on it. Unfortunately, you also had missed the public factory recall that was announced just a few hours ago.

the fact that no one is even TRYING to play this game anymore…

<= dead and buried.

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jgib99 at 9:26PM, Oct. 30, 2006

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You become so frustrated that no one is trying to play this game. That you suffer a fatal brain aneurysm.

A busload of Hawaiian Tropic Bikini models!!!

Karen's Edge

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Mega Josh at 9:30PM, Oct. 30, 2006

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The bus runs you over as you're taking your daily walk.

A flower from your “sweetheart”.

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Nightmare Zero at 5:21AM, Oct. 31, 2006

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the flower shoots out acid, burnibg your face off.

Boobs

I'll accept your challenge anytime!

And check out Crest Holders!

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233

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doomscorpion1992 at 10:58AM, Nov. 2, 2006

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Boobs suffocate you after you fall into the chest of a girl with really big ones

Oxygen

1|= U (4|| R33|) 7|-|15, U ||33|) 70 G37 4 L1|=3
DANMIT! i changed again
Top Drawer Fence-Sitter.

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Nightmare Zero at 11:37AM, Nov. 2, 2006

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you light a match. KABOOM!

I'll accept your challenge anytime!

And check out Crest Holders!

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233

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Stain at 2:19AM, Jan. 7, 2007

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People get angry at you for not posting an object, and one of them breaks a bottle on your skull.

A plush midget.

Dirk Zephyrs
Stain is also pretty hot.

Lawl @ Homosexuality

K.A.L.A.-dan! Trap!

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luclucluc at 3:43AM, Jan. 7, 2007

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it comes to life and blows your head off with an ak47

*puts pinky up to mouth* One, MILLION, dollars!

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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squeakyreaper at 8:18AM, Jan. 7, 2007

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You jump in your sea of 1,000,000 million dollars, and then you realize you can't swim. You promptly drown in your money. To make matters worse, once you die your son takes all your money and then squanders it on… Escort services. *shifty eyes*

A 1 foot and 3/4 of an inch ruler.

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Glarg at 9:51AM, Jan. 7, 2007

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you poke your eye out with it and bleed to death.

Godzilla and a warehouse full of nukes.

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luclucluc at 2:10PM, Jan. 7, 2007

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while looking at the strange sight, you do nott realise that the warehouse, godzilla, and yourself, are all on the edge of a cliff, you walk on, still watching the beast and his nuclear warehouse, and accidentally walk off the edge of the cliff, falling to your death.

apple juice

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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Wolfer at 4:39AM, Jan. 8, 2007

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You quetly sit and drink your apple juice, not realizing it's poisoned. You become sick and are rushed to the hospital. While you're there recovering you are given some plutonium and the radioactiveness destroys your immune system giving the poison in the apple juice ample space to destroy your innards in a very slow acid-y reaction.

Next harbinger of doom! - A chest made of sapient pearwood.

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Krensada at 4:51AM, Jan. 8, 2007

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The chest made of sapient pearwood with all its ornate, glimmering Locks and manacles and such come crashing down at you from the deep recesses of outserspace. it enters earts atmosphere and the chest Gets burned away to reveal thata it was not made of pearwood as originally thought and is made out of meteor material which knocks you in the head, taking it clear off and burning the wound shut through coterization of the burning hot meteoroid.

I little rubber superball that you find in vending machines. A red one with little blue spots!

Click on this banner…you know you want to!:

The bunny died upon entering my signature.

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Wolfer at 5:02AM, Jan. 8, 2007

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You throw the ball with all your might at the floor. It's bounces and bounces until finally, it hits you in the midriff. You die suffocating.

A schoolbag.

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doomscorpion1992 at 11:11AM, Jan. 8, 2007

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The schoolbag has a bomb in it that explodes whenever it touches paper, you then put a sheet you have to do for homework in there without putting it in your plastic folder first

A guitar

1|= U (4|| R33|) 7|-|15, U ||33|) 70 G37 4 L1|=3
DANMIT! i changed again
Top Drawer Fence-Sitter.

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Brinx at 2:16PM, Jan. 8, 2007

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You don't realize that the apts (that you pluged your guitar into) volume are way too loud. And when you pluck it's string the loudnest blows your head off.

wooden backscratcher.

Forum games citizens.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.

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