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Radec at 8:45PM, Jan. 8, 2007

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you miss and gauge your eye out. then an african Killer Bee flies in and eats your brain.
Those bees… they're just WAITING for their chance…

a laser cannon shaped like a tomato.

<= dead and buried.

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Krensada at 1:19AM, Jan. 9, 2007

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Obviously because it is shaped exactly like a tomato…it is round and you left it on the floor. ironically its not the laser that kills you its the fact theat it was left on the floor and you trip on it and fall backwards hitting a nearby peice of hard furniture
and you die from a brain hemorrhage.

A McDonalds Happy Meal.

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Nightmare Zero at 5:16AM, Jan. 9, 2007

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you accidently eat the toy and it gets stuck in your throat. you die of suffocation.

a cellphone.

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doomscorpion1992 at 1:45PM, Jan. 9, 2007

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You top up your mobile phone with (your currency)1,000,000 and phone people non-stop, the radiation gives you a maligilant tumour which kills you slowly and painfully

World Of Warcraft

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DANMIT! i changed again
Top Drawer Fence-Sitter.

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Krensada at 3:38PM, Jan. 9, 2007

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You grow hopelessly addicted to the game to the point that there is no money left to pay for the game so you try to rob a ban because you just need more Wow. you get shot by the cops for attempting something stupid.

A cup of coffee that has been sitting on your desk for 2 hours.

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Wolfer at 4:52PM, Jan. 9, 2007

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You take a sip and realize it's gotten cold. On your way to the kitchen you fall down the stairs, breaking your neck.

Reykjavik!

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ejg at 6:20PM, Jan. 9, 2007

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you try to hard to figure out what Reykjavik! means while waching an episode of Invader Zim and that's when the cancer kick in just a coupel of years and your dead.

object-a website

I don,t like yugiho! buth I like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-7UX1xSEfU

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Krensada at 6:50PM, Jan. 9, 2007

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The website you surf to shows a picture of god. You melt in your seat.

A VHS tape.

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Radec at 10:18PM, Jan. 9, 2007

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Krensada
The chest made of sapient pearwood with all its ornate, glimmering Locks and manacles and such come crashing down at you from the deep recesses of outserspace. it enters earts atmosphere and the chest Gets burned away to reveal thata it was not made of pearwood as originally thought and is made out of meteor material which knocks you in the head, taking it clear off and burning the wound shut through coterization of the burning hot meteoroid.

(See? that is EXACTLY the sort of over-complication that makes this game great!)

It is a tape of Satan's “Buns of Sulphur”. The warmup alone makes you wish you were dead, but the hypnotizing power of his wildly gyrating body prevents you from stopping…
ever…

potato salad.

<= dead and buried.

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Krensada at 3:24AM, Jan. 10, 2007

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THis potato salad was some of KFC's “Special” batch.It was shipped in from Chihuahua Mexico in 1996. it did not pass quality control 17 times but that didn't stop them from serving it to you. You don't realize that within the Potato salad is a bunch of killer diseases from about 15 different places in Mexico. the diseases enter the pores in your skin the second you open the rancid container and accidentally touch the nasty substance. You wash your hands and never eat at the KFC again but it is too late! One month later you die after puking your own stomach out followed by about a gallon of blood.

A kneaded eraser.

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Nightmare Zero at 5:20AM, Jan. 10, 2007

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you knead it too muck and it decinagrates. The Art teacher who lent it to you stabs you in the head with a paintbrush.

FUZZY BUNNIES FROM HELL

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Wolfer at 7:07AM, Jan. 10, 2007

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The fuzzy bunies are going to eat you, but in a surprising turn of events, you start eating the bunnies. While doing this you get a horrible stoumach ache because of one of their's fang and you are rushed to the hospital. The doctor gives you pain medicine without knowing you have allergies. You die.

Wikipedia.

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luclucluc at 11:13AM, Jan. 10, 2007

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wikipedia's articles are all somehow very depressing, thus making you attempt to kill yourself. but before you do, you accidentally get in the way of a steam roller

an un sharpened pencil

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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Radec at 1:07PM, Jan. 10, 2007

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You get lung cancer and die.
what sort of idiot would try to smoke a pencil?
:)

luclucluc.

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Wolfer at 1:24PM, Jan. 10, 2007

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Trying to decipher what the hell luclucluc acctually is, your brain implodes.

An Icelandic beverage.

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luclucluc at 3:09PM, Jan. 10, 2007

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you go to a bar to order the beverage that is icelandic. but you accidentally sit on a barstool that has someone already on it. they take a shotgun out of their jeans pocket (because they're magic! :o)and shoot you in the head thinking that you are attempting to rape them.

a starbucks coffee

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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Brinx at 3:45PM, Jan. 10, 2007

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Your drinking your starbuck while driving. You hit a bump and spill hot coffee all over yourself. You loose control of the car and drive off a cliff. It lands on sharp ragged rocks and your car explodes. But amazingly you survive with only severe burns. But then a giant boulder falls on you and then you die.

A red candle stick.

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http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
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Wolfer at 4:14PM, Jan. 10, 2007

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You mistake it for the green candlestake, and try to open the green door with it. It fails and the monsters eat you.

PC gamer DVD.

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Radec at 8:01PM, Jan. 10, 2007

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your liver implodes.

Taco Bell.

<= dead and buried.

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Wolfer at 12:22AM, Jan. 11, 2007

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You find a finger in your chili and a part of an ear in one taco. You puke out your stoumach.

Lava.

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Krensada at 12:27AM, Jan. 11, 2007

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The contents of the lava lamp which you got off of Ebay spill on the tiled floor of a kitchen. you slip on the lava and you break your skull open on a counter.

New england Clam chowder…the red kind.

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beljanbobo at 8:12AM, Jan. 11, 2007

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I kill you for wanting to die with something i don't know what is.

noodles

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doomscorpion1992 at 10:11AM, Jan. 11, 2007

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the noodles have a sauce around them, it tastes like spicy Szechuan tomato sauce, what is it really? arsenic!

a My Chemical Romance CD
(btw, I'm a stereotype breaker, I like MCR but I'm not an emo!)

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DANMIT! i changed again
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beljanbobo at 10:38AM, Jan. 11, 2007

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You are in your room listening to my chemical romance when suddenly your long forgotten imaginary friend from your childhood appears and starts gnawing the cd player! you take up your ultimate hammer of destruction and whack him to make him stop because you really like the song thats on. But the imaginary friend then explodes and the goo goes all over your face, you can't see anything and your eyes are all itchy from the goo, you start running a round and then trip by an inconveniently placed coffee table and hit your head and die!

school book

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Brinx at 1:33PM, Jan. 11, 2007

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You get so bored at school that you smash your head onto the book a dozen times. Giving you brain damage. And as you walk out of class you trip and fall on the floor hitting the edge of your book. You die with a book in your head.

a wireless mouse.

Forum games citizens.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
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beljanbobo at 2:36PM, Jan. 11, 2007

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you were using your wireless mouse when suddenly a cat comes and tries to eat it but its to big for him and it gets stuck in his throat! you kick him in the belly and the mouse flies out of his mouth, then bounces off the wall to the bed, from there it bounces in the lightbulp, tv, teddy and finally, it hits you in the head and smashes your brain out

train ticket

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luclucluc at 5:01PM, Jan. 11, 2007

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you lose your train ticket as you are getting on the train. unfortuanetly, the guy who takes the tickets kills all who come without tickets…

that guy from SAW

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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ejg at 7:48PM, Jan. 11, 2007

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that's a toughf one but maybe if you were in a werehose whit a foot chain to the ground and you didn't had nothing but, a seesaw I guess that guy would come out and shoot you in the head giving you a Quick and painless death.(yeah right)

objec-a kitty and a firetruck

I don,t like yugiho! buth I like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-7UX1xSEfU

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beljanbobo at 4:46AM, Jan. 12, 2007

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one day you were riding on your firetruck just for fun. then you see a kitty that's stuck in a tree. you actually don't care and just carry on riding your firetruck but then an old angry lady comes. the lady is furius and transforms into an evil alien and eats your legs of and uses your ((stuff thats inside your body whatever it was called again)) to make a rope and helpes the kitty get out of the tree. then the kitty comes and eats you brain and you die. :3

forum games

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Nightmare Zero at 5:39AM, Jan. 12, 2007

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Your paying attention to the forum games and not tho the power plant you supposed to watch. Nuclear Meltdown. Nuff said.

A Dream.

I'll accept your challenge anytime!

And check out Crest Holders!

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