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How will this kill me?
BloodTh at 2:40PM, Dec. 13, 2007
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You swallow it and choke.

lack of hunger
You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
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Djeinus at 2:49PM, Dec. 13, 2007
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You die because you ate too much, and you explode!!

A normal-sized dice.
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Dr3wdub at 3:18PM, Dec. 13, 2007
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Djeinus
You die because you ate too much, and you explode!!

A normal-sized dice.
You roll the dice on the table… to hard. They bounce up, hit the wall, bounce off the ceiling and finally lodge themselves into your throat where, as you choke to death, your idiot friend decides to his own version of the Heimlech and begins to rapidly punch you in the throat in an attempt to squeeze the die free. the good news is that he speeds up your death.

next object: grass
“I'm having Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time. I have a strange feeling I've forgotten all of this before.”


^Link to the best web comic I've ever read!!!(not mine btw)
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BloodTh at 3:35PM, Dec. 13, 2007
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the grass cuts your throat. What? it can cut you. I know from personal experience.

XBox 360
You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
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Dr3wdub at 4:15PM, Dec. 13, 2007
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Gets red ring of death and explodes…somehow.

teddy bear
“I'm having Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time. I have a strange feeling I've forgotten all of this before.”


^Link to the best web comic I've ever read!!!(not mine btw)
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BloodTh at 4:19PM, Dec. 13, 2007
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it turns out to be a real bear cub,and the mother finds you with it. Enough said.

an empty wallet.
You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
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Dr3wdub at 4:27PM, Dec. 13, 2007
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the wallet ends up belonging to Chuck Norris and he beats you to death and takes it from your corpse (he's had a bad day)

wool sweater
“I'm having Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time. I have a strange feeling I've forgotten all of this before.”


^Link to the best web comic I've ever read!!!(not mine btw)
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BloodTh at 4:33PM, Dec. 13, 2007
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it's chuck norris's. He roundhouse kicks your head off to sat hi, and thank you for findin' his sweater.

5 bucks.
You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
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Dr3wdub at 4:51PM, Dec. 13, 2007
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you get a papercut and bleed to death.

unsharpened pencil
“I'm having Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time. I have a strange feeling I've forgotten all of this before.”


^Link to the best web comic I've ever read!!!(not mine btw)
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BloodTh at 5:19PM, Dec. 13, 2007
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you're allergic. You die from allergies.

XBox Live
You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
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genstru at 5:21PM, Dec. 13, 2007
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You get so addicted that you never eat or sleep and you then you die.


Fangirls.


Magic vol. 2 returns this week!

Oh and I forgot to mention that I'm moving to theotaku.com this Feb.

And visit my Magic vol.2 Forum….TODAY!
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Dr3wdub at 5:27PM, Dec. 13, 2007
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a fat one hugs you so hard, she snaps your spine in half.

eraser
“I'm having Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time. I have a strange feeling I've forgotten all of this before.”


^Link to the best web comic I've ever read!!!(not mine btw)
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genstru at 5:39PM, Dec. 13, 2007
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You try smoking it and it kills all your brain cells.

Swim suit model.


Magic vol. 2 returns this week!

Oh and I forgot to mention that I'm moving to theotaku.com this Feb.

And visit my Magic vol.2 Forum….TODAY!
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Sea_Cow at 6:52PM, Dec. 13, 2007
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Finds a shard of glass and repeatedly stabs you in the eye when you break into her house to rape her.

A manatee.

Wait genstru, I thought you left our internet forums?
I am so happy to finally be back home
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Thevampire_kain01 at 7:38AM, Dec. 14, 2007
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you can't breath under water so you die from lack of air then the manatee eats ya!

a chocobo that i have been raising and feeding and it loves me too much to kill me.
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Dr3wdub at 2:09PM, Dec. 14, 2007
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you try to ride it and fall off hitting your head on a rock, the chocobo then goes back to check on you, doesn't see you and crushes your head in between its foot and the rock, sealing your fate.

a bubble
“I'm having Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time. I have a strange feeling I've forgotten all of this before.”


^Link to the best web comic I've ever read!!!(not mine btw)
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Djeinus at 7:30PM, Dec. 14, 2007
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the dinosaur from Bubble Bobble gets you stuck in it and blows you up with it, gets 100 points and a 500 point fruit because you were the last bad guy in the level.

A manga artist called Toru Fujisawa
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BloodTh at 1:53AM, Dec. 15, 2007
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Anythin' he draws becomes real. He draws you gettin' stabbed by a Moomba. Needless to say, a Moomba appears and stabs you.

Cult of the Moombas.
You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
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Sea_Cow at 12:16PM, Dec. 16, 2007
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They sacrifice you to their Moomba overlords.

A puppy in a microwave.
I am so happy to finally be back home
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Djeinus at 5:34PM, Dec. 16, 2007
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The puppy tries to get out of the microwave, and because of that it falls on your head and you die. And the puppy because somebody was so cruel to put a puppy in a microwave.

The v-button on a keyboard.
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Sea_Cow at 6:37PM, Dec. 16, 2007
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You download a massive program, copy it, then hit Ctrl+V. Your computer begins lagging until you kill yourself out of frustration.

Tater Salad.
I am so happy to finally be back home
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BloodTh at 7:46PM, Dec. 16, 2007
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Ron White kills you because he gets too drunk to control himself.

Here's your sign
You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
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Insane Video Gamer at 11:28AM, Dec. 17, 2007
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You go to a live recording of “Blue Collar Comedy”. They tell a joke which you thought was mildly funny, ending with “Here's your sign.” Then a meteor crashes into the building killing only you.

Object: A banana
My comic link is:
Random Insane Sprite Comic
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BloodTh at 3:58PM, Dec. 17, 2007
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OK, I could get REAL perverted with this one, but I'm gonna try not to.

The Banana isa bomb. It blows you straight to hell. Hey, maybe you wanted to go there anyway?

Pervertedness. (I don't think that's an actual word. But basically it means the act of bein' a pervert.)
You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
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Dr3wdub at 4:04PM, Dec. 17, 2007
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A woman catches you peeping and strangles you to death with a thong. You die with a huge smile on your face.

garbage can.
“I'm having Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time. I have a strange feeling I've forgotten all of this before.”


^Link to the best web comic I've ever read!!!(not mine btw)
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BloodTh at 4:08PM, Dec. 17, 2007
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hey, better to die with a smile on your face!

The smell kills you.

A date with a playboy centerfold.
You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
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Sea_Cow at 4:47PM, Dec. 17, 2007
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After the date, you enter your car for 3rd base. Unfortunately, there are three little problems with this.

1: You both tend to get waaaaaaay too rowdy.

2: The car is parked on top of a hill.

3: A massive oil truck just reached a stop light at the bottom of said hill.


You do the math.

Terminal AIDS.
I am so happy to finally be back home
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imshard at 4:49PM, Dec. 17, 2007
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A xenophobe freaks out and kills you with a sniper rifle.

my inability to draw human faces.
Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!

Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!
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Sea_Cow at 5:17PM, Dec. 17, 2007
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Your attempt at drawing a face ends up looking like a KKK hood, which enrages your local Black Panthers. They throw a grenade through your window.

The Asian Hot Pockets guy.
I am so happy to finally be back home
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Dr3wdub at 5:51PM, Dec. 17, 2007
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you tease him about the way he talks, but it turns out that he knows kung fu. he kicks you in the head and snaps your neck. he then leaves his calling card-a four cheese hot pocket…mmmmmm…hawt pawket……

a live pig

“I'm having Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time. I have a strange feeling I've forgotten all of this before.”


^Link to the best web comic I've ever read!!!(not mine btw)
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