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kitty17 at 11:09AM, Nov. 19, 2007

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You choke on it and die.

Soap scumb

K.A.L.A.-dan! Moe Maid ;3
Pastel and Kitty :3

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BloodTh at 1:25PM, Nov. 19, 2007

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it somehow gets into your mouth and you die from poison.

George W. Bush (have fun, my friends!)

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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Coveinant at 5:31PM, Nov. 19, 2007

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Given the current state he's left the country is in, I'll be dead within the next two years.

Me listening to this .V

Enter my contests and be happy about your ideas.

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ

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Puff_Of_Smoke at 5:11PM, Nov. 20, 2007

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Thevampire_kain01
you get banned for using the p word! muhahahaha you better pray and hope a mod doesn't see this page….

There is a comic called penis.

I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.

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Coveinant at 6:33PM, Nov. 20, 2007

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Skip past him.

Same as last time.

Enter my contests and be happy about your ideas.

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ

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therealtj at 7:45PM, Nov. 20, 2007

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It's illegaly uploaded. Youtube traces your IP and murders you in you sleep. They never solve the mystery of your murder.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe

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therealtj at 7:46PM, Nov. 20, 2007

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It's illegaly uploaded. Youtube traces your IP and murders you in you sleep. They never solve the mystery of your murder.

A stack of porn.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe

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imshard at 7:47PM, Nov. 20, 2007

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peta comes and murders you for creating a squirel human hybrid and not posting a new item.

pacifists

Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!

Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!

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genstru at 7:48PM, Nov. 20, 2007

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They smash your head into a tv.

BoBoBoBoBo.

Magic vol. 2 returns this week!

Oh and I forgot to mention that I'm moving to theotaku.com this Feb.

And visit my Magic vol.2 Forum….TODAY!

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imshard at 7:51PM, Nov. 20, 2007

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your head implodes as the poor quality anime causes your brain to shrink at unsafe speeds

mother goose

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Coveinant at 7:54PM, Nov. 20, 2007

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your comit sepuku (honorable suicide, Japanese culture) because you hate those stories.

Cimmon flavored SunChips (healthy chips, they taste like churros)

Enter my contests and be happy about your ideas.

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ

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imshard at 7:56PM, Nov. 20, 2007

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you realize too late that you are allergic to them.
after you ate the entire bag.

Cinderella

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BloodTh at 8:17PM, Nov. 20, 2007

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she thinks you are prince charming and fucks ya to death.

Boz (Pronounced Bots)(my new cat)

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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imshard at 8:24PM, Nov. 20, 2007

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he scratches you

woogie (my old cat)

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Absolute Zero at 7:05AM, Nov. 22, 2007

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comes back from the grave and eats ur soul

a chao

and i dont want the world to see me cause i dont think that theyed understand when everythings made to be broken i just want to know who i am!

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Puff_Of_Smoke at 9:05AM, Nov. 22, 2007

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Realizing that you just wasted so much damn money taking care of the thing and you die of hunger.

A forum post.

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I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.

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Zeph at 9:43AM, Nov. 22, 2007

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It links you to a site that is against your country and you get executed for treason.

A santa Hat

Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?

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Puff_Of_Smoke at 3:22PM, Nov. 22, 2007

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Zeph
It links you to a site that is against your country and you get executed for treason.

A santa Hat

It turns out that the opening that you put your head in is actually a mouth of a santa hat parasite demon monster shark tiger.

an asterisk.

I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.

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Coveinant at 3:46PM, Nov. 22, 2007

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*-need I say more

my feet

Enter my contests and be happy about your ideas.

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ

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Puff_Of_Smoke at 3:47PM, Nov. 22, 2007

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the smell.

…

I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.

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ArchibaPews at 6:18PM, Nov. 22, 2007

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You try to eat all the dots at once (probably showing off to your friends) and choke to death. The autopsy report discovers that the dots swelled in size when they entered your throat and suffocated you. A terrible end to a celebrity life.

A squirrel in a fishbowl wearing the arc of the covenant upon its tiny head after it stole my keys.

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imshard at 9:44PM, Nov. 22, 2007

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The arc crushes the squirrel with its enormous weight and falls open upon hitting the floor. The great all-powerful forces within it eradicate you.

eve online.

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kitty17 at 9:58PM, Nov. 22, 2007

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In reality both your character and you are connected. Your character dies, you die.

This :kitty:

K.A.L.A.-dan! Moe Maid ;3
Pastel and Kitty :3

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BloodTh at 2:45AM, Nov. 23, 2007

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It's too “cute” for you to handle, so you die.

the new avatar game returns! game

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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Absolute Zero at 10:20AM, Nov. 23, 2007

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the avatars show up at ur house and slaghter u

and i dont want the world to see me cause i dont think that theyed understand when everythings made to be broken i just want to know who i am!

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BloodTh at 10:24AM, Nov. 23, 2007

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you die because of a memory lapse in which you forgot to put up an item with which someone would kill you.

a memory lapse

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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Absolute Zero at 10:31AM, Nov. 23, 2007

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brain collapses u die

hater-aid

and i dont want the world to see me cause i dont think that theyed understand when everythings made to be broken i just want to know who i am!

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BloodTh at 10:33AM, Nov. 23, 2007

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You get so loaded up on hater-aid, ya try to take on Chuck Norris! Enough said!

gay man sex (Absolute and Tokyopimp)

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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Absolute Zero at 10:46AM, Nov. 23, 2007

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im ganna kill u blood and so is tokyo

gay sex drew and j.c

and i dont want the world to see me cause i dont think that theyed understand when everythings made to be broken i just want to know who i am!

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Zeph at 12:54PM, Nov. 23, 2007

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Do I really need to explain how that kills?

Mini Me.

Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?

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