Today started off like shit and then got better.
Cake tends to do that.
Today a stupid girl in my honors class went on a tangent about how abortion is bad and had no clue as to what the fuck she was saying.
THEN on the topic of the holocaust she said the following (word for word):
Someone Stupid
“I don't get it. I mean like why did they attack the Jews? Why didn't they attack the Americans? I mean like Americans are like greedy and terrible people. We like are greedy and terrible. I mean like attack the Americans, not the Jews. I mean like the Jews are all cute and stuff.”
Best thing to happen all day. Makes me feel good to be a freak so I don't have to deal with people like that as friends.
However I do have to deal with other people as friends who are a little “off”.
But I have two more stories of comedy, since it looks like I'm never ever going to update my comic at the rate I work at.
So my friend (she's a girl-Ooh! Ah!-but not like that) goes into the guidance office asking what she should do if she doesn't make it into college. The teacher replies “Do you have a boyfriend?” She tells her no and is about to ask her what it has to do with anything when the teacher says “That shirt looks nice on you. It goes well with your figure.” And then my friend just left.
Weird teachers.
THIRD STORY (this is an older one):
So my friend (dude-Ooh! Ah!-are you kidding me? I'm not gay…as far as I know…) jailbreaks his I-pod. He downloads a theme for it called “Star Wars The Force Unleashed” and applies it to his phone. The screen changes to a Star Wars theme for a couple minutes and THEN it turns into NOT STAR WARS. If you can't guess what happened then you don't have a dirty mind.
So yeah. High school is a fucked up place.
But I'm out of my depression right now so that's a good thing.
Yeah…