How are you? Good? That's good. Good!

OK guys, I'll tell you something: I've been naughty. I've had lots of PQs for newsposts for a while now and been too lazy to make the newspost. I know, I'm a disappointment to us all. :[ So, let ...

There's apparently an election for the position of DrunkDuck Overlord!

Starting Monday the election season on Drunk Duck will be officially starting. The Overlord ‘08 contest begins where some of DD’s top artists will calling for your endorcement, vote, fan art and servitude as they run for for ...

I'm hijacking this newspost to make my announcements first! Because I can.

Firstly, we've had a bit more trouble lately filling 3 featured comics spots a week. I'm not saying the good comics aren't there any more, I'm just saying we've been pretty busy ...

edit: skoolmunkee has added a couple to the end! Be sure to check!

Here are some milestones and announcements for youz guyz!

slimredninja would like to announce the following bit of awesomeness:

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Morning Squirtz is back after a long hiatus we are about to post a couple of new ...

If you live in America, then HAPPY THANKSGIVING! If you don't live in America, HAPPY… um, DAY!
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Here are some announcements for ya!

martylove tells us that his comic, A Couple of Sandwiches Short of a Picnic (Rated M), hit 25 pages recently! Congrats!

Rusty Knight also informs ...

Lots of cool stuff happening in our little section of tubes on the intarweb.

Zuda comics is advertising with us! You'll see their banners around the site, give them a click and check it out!

Also, you'll notice that stylish red/black video player on DrunkDuck…. and likely ...

(YOU BETTER READ ALL OF IT BECAUSE I WORKED HARD!)

Welcome ladies and gentlemen, welcome. If I may have your attention for just a moment or two, just a minute or three of your time today, I promise that I will tell you something and sell you something that will ...

I'm supposed to be doing these more often so they aren't a huge update each time but I can't seem to get the hang of it. :[

Community Stuff!
Hey guys there's some new community things going on, you should check them out!

This one's name ...

I salute you! Because I'm about to go to work. And rocking is more fun than working.

Well it's been only a couple of days, so of course I have a very full PQ box with lots of news!

Rina_ran is having a contest!

I'm holding a ...

Drunk Ducker Evil Emperor Nick has been “secretly dating” Amelius for over a year now, and he proposed to her at Wizard World Chicago… she said yes! So congratulations to the happy couple! Maybe they will release ducks at their wedding? And then the ducks would like, land and waddle ...