Call Me Tom wrote:
Is thinking about killing my self really a bad thing? I can't help but think that the world will be left a little better off with one less cyst white guy?
El Cid wrote:
For my page dimensions, I went with the Ka-Blam template. The comic itself is a mini-caper set in the universe of my ‘Transneptunian’ comic. Sadly, I'm more or less incapable of writing anything short, so it's already cracked 25 pages. It will likely run something like 32-ish pages all said and done. If it doesn't make the anthology, I'm sure I'll find somewhere else to post it!
bravo1102 wrote:Haha, it's not that, Aids, cancer or death XD
WebMD says acid reflux. Hopefully it's not chronic or you'll have to give up coffee, alcohol, clearing your throat and talking.
bravo1102 wrote:
Well that's actually good news as it's something that can be cured as opposed to just treated.
And the doctor recommendations sheet for reflux does include all the things I mentioned. I got it after my follow up with the Ear-nose-throat after my swallow test.
Ever see those cool X-ray movies of people swallowing? That's a swallow test. You eat and drink stuff laced with Barium and they take X-rays of it going down. I have reflux from a flap at the back of my throat that doesn't let me swallow things completely.
No wonder I'm a skeptic.
Genejoke wrote:bravo1102 wrote:
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Ever see those cool X-ray movies of people swallowing? That's a swallow test. You eat and drink stuff laced with Barium and they take X-rays of it going down. I have reflux from a flap at the back of my throat that doesn't let me swallow things completely.
No wonder I'm a skeptic.
It also explains why you're not a prostitute… Just saying.
BearinOz wrote:Way too fattening to swallow.Genejoke wrote:bravo1102 wrote:
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Ever see those cool X-ray movies of people swallowing? That's a swallow test. You eat and drink stuff laced with Barium and they take X-rays of it going down. I have reflux from a flap at the back of my throat that doesn't let me swallow things completely.
No wonder I'm a skeptic.
It also explains why you're not a prostitute… Just saying.
Yes, I thought the same as I read it. B-)
ozoneocean wrote:
Oh gods…
bravo1102 wrote:BearinOz wrote:Way too fattening to swallow.Genejoke wrote:bravo1102 wrote:
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Ever see those cool X-ray movies of people swallowing? That's a swallow test. You eat and drink stuff laced with Barium and they take X-rays of it going down. I have reflux from a flap at the back of my throat that doesn't let me swallow things completely.
No wonder I'm a skeptic.
It also explains why you're not a prostitute… Just saying.
Yes, I thought the same as I read it. B-)
There's a story in All you want to know about sex but were afraid to ask about a prostitute you wanted to lose weight. She followed her doctor's instructions but lost nothing. Then the doctor asked her how many times she performed oral sex. She answered six or seven and that she swallowed.
Turns out the typical ejaculation is 200+ calories mostly fat and sugars. When past girlfriends were on diets, I'd tell them not to swallow.
Genejoke wrote:Actually that's a myth. Frequent masturbation leads to long life, happiness and doing any movie that comes along. It's called Ernest Borgnine syndrome.bravo1102 wrote:BearinOz wrote:Way too fattening to swallow.Genejoke wrote:bravo1102 wrote:
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Ever see those cool X-ray movies of people swallowing? That's a swallow test. You eat and drink stuff laced with Barium and they take X-rays of it going down. I have reflux from a flap at the back of my throat that doesn't let me swallow things completely.
No wonder I'm a skeptic.
It also explains why you're not a prostitute… Just saying.
Yes, I thought the same as I read it. B-)
There's a story in All you want to know about sex but were afraid to ask about a prostitute you wanted to lose weight. She followed her doctor's instructions but lost nothing. Then the doctor asked her how many times she performed oral sex. She answered six or seven and that she swallowed.
Turns out the typical ejaculation is 200+ calories mostly fat and sugars. When past girlfriends were on diets, I'd tell them not to swallow.
Hmmm, interesting. So effectively ejaculation results in a man losing 200 odd calories, meaning frequent masturbation could help men lose weight as well as making them go blind.
Actually that's a myth. Frequent masturbation leads to long life, happiness and doing any movie that comes along. It's called Ernest Borgnine syndrome.Good for the prostate ! B-)
When the actor was asked to what he attributed his long life, he said “I masturbate a lot ”
Genejoke wrote:
People use blankets on park benches?
