… So gives her some love, people!

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Some of you probably hate me by now as I've been sitting on your news for quite a while. All I can say is that I'm terribly sorry and that I'm in the process of moving. So please don't send your assassins or your assassin ninjas ...

Hey guys I'm gonna be gone for three weeks so send news items to Black_Kitty or ozoneocean or SpANG, allright?

Man, what I wouldn't give for an automatic sort of submission news thing! Then I could just click and be all, yes, yes, no, yes, HELL no, hmm ...

(YOU BETTER READ ALL OF IT BECAUSE I WORKED HARD!)

Welcome ladies and gentlemen, welcome. If I may have your attention for just a moment or two, just a minute or three of your time today, I promise that I will tell you something and sell you something that will ...

I'm supposed to be doing these more often so they aren't a huge update each time but I can't seem to get the hang of it. :[

Community Stuff!
Hey guys there's some new community things going on, you should check them out!

This one's name ...

Also, ARGH how is it almost September ALREADY? What have I done with my year? ;_;

Meanwhile, ANNOUNCEMENTS!

Comic Remix 3.0 results are in! There's a ton of them guys, and they're all awesome! Visit the page to see how Drunk Duckers have interpreted each others' comics ...

Everyone's favorite community project with an incredibly long name is back! One Third Of Your Life Is Spent Sleeping One Third Of Your Life Is Spent Working And Half Of One Third Is Spent Waiting The Question Is It Really Your Life is now taking submissions again! Forum thread ...

The top 50 Comic Book Challenge entries have been announced! Are you on the list? We've got a couple of longtime DDers who have made it into the first round! (comic listed is the one they're known for on DD, not the one they submitted to the contest ...

OK I just have to stop feeling bad for knocking old newsposts off. We just get too many to wait a couple days to make all of em.

Some changes! A couple of little bugs have been fixed, but also, notice how the thumbnails on the ‘Most Read’ lists no ...

And I'm going to quote all of them! (Read them all, there's something in here for everyone. It's a veritable menagerie of announcements!)

Community project gets first announcement!

If all goes well Comic Remix will be updating with all the remixed strips on Thursday. Get excited!

I ...