Howdy, fellow ducks!

As a reminder, skoolmunkee is off for a while and Black Kitty is a little busy with her moving and school. So, please keep sending your news to ozoneocean and me, SpANG, for now. Thanks!

Don't forget to check out the LATEST GIGCAST (with DRUNK DUCK ...

Wasssup, Duckers! As a reminder, skoolmunkee is off for a few weeks and Black Kitty is a little busy with her moving and school. So, please keep sending your news to ozoneocean and me, SpANG, for now. Thanks!

Here are some milestones and other news in the world of Drunk ...

Hey, fellow Duckers! As a reminder, skoolmunkee is off for a few weeks and Black Kitty is a little busy with her moving and school. So, please keep sending your news to ozoneocean and me, SpANG, for now. Thanks!

And now, some milestones and other news in the world of ...

Some of you probably hate me by now as I've been sitting on your news for quite a while. All I can say is that I'm terribly sorry and that I'm in the process of moving. So please don't send your assassins or your assassin ninjas ...

Hey guys I'm gonna be gone for three weeks so send news items to Black_Kitty or ozoneocean or SpANG, allright?

Man, what I wouldn't give for an automatic sort of submission news thing! Then I could just click and be all, yes, yes, no, yes, HELL no, hmm ...

(YOU BETTER READ ALL OF IT BECAUSE I WORKED HARD!)

Welcome ladies and gentlemen, welcome. If I may have your attention for just a moment or two, just a minute or three of your time today, I promise that I will tell you something and sell you something that will ...

Since I bumped BK's newspost down a bit, could any members of the DD Book 3 anthology (you know, from 2 years ago) PLEASE send her a PQ (if you have not already done so) to let her know if you still want her thingy in the book? If ...

Alright class settle down! It is time to begin today's lesson: DrunkDuck news!

First of all, those of you who were part of the original list of contributors for the third DrunkDuck anthology! Please PQ me as soon as possible. Some of you already did and I should have ...

Hello dear duckies~ I am not dead! But don't forget to check out Skoolmunkee's other newspost! I'll try to jump back into the fray to help things out.

This is old news but I recently got interviewed on The Dish. I haven't listened to it but ...

I'm supposed to be doing these more often so they aren't a huge update each time but I can't seem to get the hang of it. :[

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