Some of you probably hate me by now as I've been sitting on your news for quite a while. All I can say is that I'm terribly sorry and that I'm in the process of moving. So please don't send your assassins or your assassin ninjas ...

(YOU BETTER READ ALL OF IT BECAUSE I WORKED HARD!)

Welcome ladies and gentlemen, welcome. If I may have your attention for just a moment or two, just a minute or three of your time today, I promise that I will tell you something and sell you something that will ...

Hello dear duckies~ I am not dead! But don't forget to check out Skoolmunkee's other newspost! I'll try to jump back into the fray to help things out.

This is old news but I recently got interviewed on The Dish. I haven't listened to it but ...

Sympathy for BK

Black Kitty, or Jenny Lui to some, lost her mother to cancer two days ago.

Black Kitty has worked tirelessly as an administrator here at Drunk Duck. Over the years she's helped to build this community into something wonderful; from its earlier days right through to ...

Oooh boy am I late with the news. I plead “life so busy” your honour!

If I missed anyone, I do apologize. Ever since the new profiles came out, I've gotten a lot of PQs and sometimes the news will get crushed. If I missed you, PQ me again ...

And I'm going to quote all of them! (Read them all, there's something in here for everyone. It's a veritable menagerie of announcements!)

Community project gets first announcement!

If all goes well Comic Remix will be updating with all the remixed strips on Thursday. Get excited!

I ...

We got a lot of news items today! To all those who sent me news: Sorry for the long wait. :(

Did you know that Wizard Magazine did a write-up about DJ Coffman's Hero By Night? Well they did! :D And you can see a scan of it in this ...

Heylo you people of infinite delight!

Guess what? Flatworm's Blackheart has reached 100th pages! And to celebrate, there shall be a contest in which 10 lucky people can win Blackheart related goodies! YAY!

And if you're wondering who the winners are of the Valentine's NONtest…wonder no ...

Grounded Angel (you know, the one that got featured) is now 50 pages old! Congrats on continuing a great comic, let's hope there's a lot more on the way!

Also at 50 pages is Lovemagic by tea_green, so congratulations there too! Warning, Lovemagic is an adult comic, so ...

I'd like to remind everyone of just a couple of rules. (Bear with me please!)

Firstly, userpics (the ones that you can upload in your control panel) - these really need to be kept to 35kb or less. When these start piling up in the comments sections of pages, and ...